第1章
九月,南城。
天云山,东阳观。
yigezhangfajiyao、meiqingmuxiudeguniangzhengzhanzaitaijieshang,mianchaoxibei,zuibaweizhang。
yaowentazaiganshenme,dagaishizheigefangxiangdefenggewaiqingtian。
“gululu~~”duzifachubumandeshengyin。
“wozhidao,genzhewo,rangnishoukule。”
yinlingrouzheduzizaitaijieshangzuolexialai,tuozhexiaolianhuaiyirensheng。
tashengxialaijiubeiyiqizaidaoguan,congxiaoyushifuxiangyiweiming,xiuxidaofa。
shifuzaisangeyueqianjiahexiqu,linzhongqianjiangzheidaoguantuofujita,rangtahaohaojingying。
kezheiduiyigeershilaisuidegunianglaishuoyetainanla。
zaoxieniandaoguanmingshengbucuo,kanxiangsuanmingdeyeduo,shuobushangxianghuodingsheng,yezugouweichishengji。
dansuizheshidaidefazhan,renrendoukaishichongshangkexue,jiashangshifuxianshi,xiangkemenkanyinlingnianjishangqing,jianjiandidoubuyuanyilaile。
kanzherijianqinglengdedaoguan,yijiyuelaiyueshaodecunkuan,yinlingzhenggerendouxianruleshenshendejiaolvzhong。
bushifanchibuqi,ershixibeifenggengyouxingjiabia。
“唉。”
yinlingtanlekouqi,suihounachushouji,zhunbeishuaxiemeishizhibojian,wangmeizhike。
“tianshangxiayudishanghua,nibaxingshanixingsha!”
gangdakaiduanshipinpingtai,yemianshangjiudanchuyigeshenchuanhuangsedaopaodaizhemojingdenanrenzaipingmuqianhanmai。
jiezhejiutingdaolianxianguanzhongjidongdishuo:“aiyowo,dashininsuandezhenzhunna!”
yinlingchuyuhaoqidianjinlezhibojian,youtingnanrenshuo:“riluoxishanzhaodongbian,nibanimajiehunshitongyitianba?”
“dashitailihaile,dashizheiguadeduoshaoqian?”
“ai,bieshuoqian,shuoyuan。”
“haodedashi,duoshaoyuan?”
yinlingmeitouqingzhou,zheishenmewanyier?
zaikanbiaoti,dangdaishensuanzi?
这也叫算命?
jinguanruci,zhibojiandefenweihaiyichanghuore,danmumantianfei。
【zhenshiyichanghanchanglinlidesuanminga。】
【zheigepenbule,suantaizhun。】
【tingjunyixihua,youruzhuangzhoudaijinghua。】
【zaozhidaozheimejingcaijiuliuzhewanhuikanle。】
kanzhemanpingdereqiqiuhezhishengji,yinlinghuranlingjiyidong,tazenmejiumeixiangdaoni!
“tianwujuerenzhilu,woshangwoyexinga!”
yushiyinlingjikefanshenhuidaofangjian,zhaozhangzhuozimabutingtidizhucezhanghao。
shifenzhonghou,yigemingwei《zheimingnijiusuanba》dezhibojianjiuzaifeiyupingtaizhengshikaiqi。
fubiaoti,wubaiyigua,meirisangua,tongchengkeshangmenfuwu。
dagaishixinhaoyouyunqijiachi,zhibogangkaimeiduojiujiuyongruleyipiguanzhong。
弹幕也随之而来。
【zhibosuanming,zheihaosuanshibeiwoshuafeile。】
【zhenxing,riziyoupantoule。】
【youyishuoyi,zhubozhangdehaitinghaokan!】
【danggeyanzhizhubotabuxiangma!】
【buruzhijiechangshouge,wojinishuareqiqiu。】
doushixiemeiyingyangdedanmu,danyinlinghaishiweixiaoyuguanzhonghudong:“woshisuanmingde,bushiyaorenmingde。”
tayaoshihuichangge,hainengechengzheiyang?
【haha,zhubohaitingyoumo。】
【zheimehaotingdeshengyinnengchangchuduonantingdege?】
【shangmenfuwu?qingwenshizhengjingfuwuma?】
cihuayiju,zhibojiandeguanzhongfenfendachuyichuanhahaha。
yinlingyebushengqi,naixinjieshidao:“ruguoyouquguichuxiedengyewuxuqiu,tongchengkeshangmenzuofashi。”
ranerguanzhonggenbenbutingyinlingdejieshi,yijiuzaidanmulikaiche。
buguoyinhuodefu,zheiyerangyinlingdezhibojianyouxielerenqi。
guolemeiduojiu,yigeidmingjiaonanfengdewangyouqiaoranshualeyigejiazhiwubaikuaideshouhuzhixin,ranhoufalailelianxianqingqiu。
yinlingyanshenyiliang,zheijiukaizhangle!
果断点了同意。
xiayimiao,yiweiganjingxiuqidexiaogejiuchuxianzailepingmushang。
kandaonanfengdeyanzhi,zhibojianderedugenggaole。
【aiyo,haizhenyouyuandatou。】
【shuaige,quenvpengyouma?】
【xiaogege,xingbiezheikuaikadesima?】
【chunqingnangao,nizhideyongyou!】
【haojiahuo,guaibudewomeiyounanpengyou,yuanlaitamendouzaigenwoqiangnanpengyou。】
nanfengyanshenshanduo,xiangshizaihaipashenme,suoyibingmeiyoulihuidanmuneirongershizhijiekaishiqingsuzijidezaoyu。
taxianshizaifangjianlihuanguyiquan,erhouzhanshengshuodao:“zhubo,nibangwosuansuanwojialishibushiyougui。”
“zuijinjitianwozongjuedebeihouliangsousoude,xiangyoushuangyanjingdingzhewo,tahaishibushizaiwoerbianchuiliangqi。”
“jialidedongximomingqimiaoluanleweizhi,beizibeidasuilehaojige。”
“jingzilinengkandaorenying,shuilongtouyejingchangzaiwanshangfachudishuisheng,wohaitiantianzuoemengbeiguiyachuang。”
nanfengyueshuomeitouzhoudeyueshen,shentibushoukongzhidedalegehanzhan。
zuijinyizhoutabeizhemodeqinshinanan,hepengyouqingsu,pengyoudoushuoshitagongzuoyalitaidachanshenglehuanjue,meiyourenyuanyixiangxinta。
jintianshangwangganghaoshuadaozheimegezhibojian,suoyinanfengyezhinengbaozheshishidexinlikanzhubonengbunengjiejuetadewenti。
yinlingkanleyannanfengdemianxiang,youkanlekantadefangjian,bianqingshengdao:“ng,queshishiyougui,jiuzainishenhou。”
听到这观众们乐了。
【haojiahuo,wobanimendangwangyou,nimenbawodangruozhi。】
【yanjitaicha,taizouxiayiwei。】
【托儿所的托?】
【jinsaozhoubanjiangdianlimeinimenwobukan!】
【pengyoumen,woqinshihuang,daqian。】
gubushangguanzhongdetaidu,nanfengduizheihuashenxinbuyi,tajingkongwanfenhuangmangniutoukanxiangzijishenhou。
xiangshiweilepeiheyinlingdeshuofayiyang,fengbidefangjianli,quehuranchuiqiyizhenyinfeng。
jinjiezhezhongrenjiukandaojuzishangdebolibaijiansihubeiyiguwuxingzhilituidao,mengdishuaisuizaidibanshang,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng。
nanfengbeihedetiaodaolechuangshang,suozaiqiangjiao,ejiaolenghanzhiliu。
【aiyouwo,zhunbeihaitingchongfen。】
【排练了多久?】
【wodezhishanghaoxiangbeirenanzaidishangfanfumoca。】
zhibojiandunshixianruyipianchaoxiaodejiezouzhong。
“zhubo,taweishenmeyaochanzhewoa,wokeshenmedoumeizuoguo。”nanfengyukuwulei,liansenankandehen。
“yinweishinibatadehunhediaole。”