linyulianshangluchushengunyiyangdexiaorong：
“xiangyaodedaodaan，jinwanhuachengjiudiandefanju，yidingyaoqu。”
shuowanzheijuhua，linyulaoshenzaizaidiwangyizishangyikao，yifulaoshengundeyangzi。
shuiyoumenhuyi：“zhendejiade，wanshangqujiudianjiunengzhidaozijideyinyuan?”
“zheizhubokanqilaijiuxiangzhendeshengun，wokanbukexin!”
“suanmingzheizhongdongxi，quandangyilejiuhao，buguosongshuisanqiandalaodebiaoqingshizenmehuishi?”
songyufengshizhendejingdaile，tashoujishangganggangshoudaoduanxin，shijialirenfaguolaide，rangtajinwanquhuachengjiudianjianyijianzijideneigeweihunqi。
guoqu，songyufengdoushizhaogezhongliyoutangsaijiali，jujuefuyan。
taguzhidirenwei，zijizhiyaobuqujiannvfang，zheihunshijiuhaiyouhuixuandeyudi。
danjintiantinglezheisuanmingzhubodehua，tayoudianyouyule，yinweizheixiaoxidoushizaiduifangshuochuhuachengjiudianhoucaifaguolaide，nandaozheisuanmingdezhendezheimeshen?
youyulejimiao，songyufenghuifulexiaoxi：hao!
zuochulezheigejueding，songyufengxiangshifangxialexinzhongdezhongdan，changchangyuleyikouqi，duizhelinyubaolebaoquan：
“duoxiedashijiehuo，jinwan……wohuiquhuachengjiudiande!”
shuiyoumenjingdaile：“juranzhendeyoufanju?”
“这主播神了!”
“mofeizhendeshitasuanchulaide?”
“666!”
bushimeiyourenhuaiyisongyufengshigetuo，dansongshuisanqianshichulemingdezhibopingtaituhao，tameibiyaohezheigechunxinrenzhubodapeihe。
songyufengguanbileshexiangtou，danzhibojianquerenaoleqilai。
linyuyikan，huo，juranyouleshangwanderedu。
zheiyeduokuilesongshuisanqianbenshenshidouyazhibodechaojiguibinyonghu，jinrubierendezhibojiandouyouquanpingonggaode，yixiazijilinyudailailebushaodeliuliang。
yankanzhebushaorenzaizhibojianliliaotian，linyujuedingchenredatie：
“haiyourenyaosuanmingma，xianzaizhubosuanmingbanjiaa!”
“yigefeijijiunengzhidaozijidemingyun，shibushihenhuasuanni?”
linyumeifeisewudituixiaozhezijideyewu。
tayelejieguole，douyapingtaideyigefeijishiyibaikuai，kouchushouxufeidaoshoulichabuduojiushiwushi，jiagetingheshide。
yitingdaoyaoqian，henduorenfenfenbiaoshishazicaihuishangdang，yibaikuaichuquchidunhaodebuxiangma?
suiranyousongshuisanqianganggangdebiaoxian，kerenjiashimianfeidea，niyaoshoufeiwojiubuleyile。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，danmulipiaoguoyidaoxinxi：
renshengruxisongchuyifahuojian!
linyuyanjingyiliang：youshourule!
talianmanglehedimofangneixiezhubo：“xiexielaobandedafeiji，laobanyaobuxianliangemai?”
henkuai，shipinlianjie，yigesishisuizuoyoudezhongnianrenchuxianzailehuamianli。
“yi?zheigebeijingzenmeyoudianyanshu?”
“nizheimeyishuohaoxiangshi……nimenkanneigebiaozhi，neibushiqiandudebiaozhima，nandaozheiweidageshizaiqiandushangban?”
“shangbantoutoukanzhibo，beilaobanfaxiankejiusidingle!”
“nimenzaihaohaokankan，tahaoxiangjiushiqiandudelaobanyuqianli……wozaiwangshangkanguotadezhaopian……”
“nimenzheijiubudongleba，qianduxianzaishidouyadedisandagudong，renjialaobanzheishizaichafangni……”
“……”
yuqianlikandaoneixiedanmu，xiaolexiaodao：
“meixiangdaobeidajiarenchulaile，qishiwopingshiyexihuankankanzhibo，nimenyaoshuoshichafang，yemeicuo，zheigesuanmingdezhubohenyouyisi，danfalvguidingzhiboneirongbunengyoukengmengguaipiandeneirong，suoyizheiyesuanshiyizhongzizhikaoheba。”
“yuanlaishizheiyang，yuzongzheishidangfangguanlaile!”
“zheisuanmingzhubozhencan，haimeikaishikengmengguaipianni，jiuyudaorenjiadedabossle，wokantaxinkoukaihehaimanyouyiside，keximashangjiuyaobeifengle。”
“……”
linyuyeyoudianhanyan，zijidediergekerenjiushidouyabeihoudelaodongzhiyi，yalishandaa……
“laoban，niyaosuandianshenme?”
yuqianlixiaomimididao：“nishisuanmingde，nandaosuanbuchulaiwoxiangyaoshenmema?”
ciyanyichu，bieshuolinyule，shuiyoudoujingdaile。
zheiweilaozongshizhendebudasuanjizhubomianzia，nisuansuankanwoyaosuanshenme，zheishizhengchangrennengganchulaideshima?
linyuhenkuaizhendingxialai，baitansanyue，tashenmeyangdekerenmeijianguo，rangtasuanmingtiancaipiaohaomadedouyou，yaoshilinyuzhidao，haizaizheijinibaitansuanmingganshenme?
zhiyuzheiweilaobandeyaoqiu，linyuyeshijinxinjinlimanzu，zijiyiqiandoushikengmengguaipian，danxianzaibuyiyang，tazaipuzilini。
“laobandemingzijiaoyuqianli，dangranniyesuanshimingrenle，zheidiandajiayinggaidouqingchu。”
“不过……”
linyumilemiyanjing：“laobanlingwaideyigemingzi，dajiakenengbutaiqingchu，jiaoyeloulan!”
“yeloulan?neibushiwoguanzhudeyigechanggezhuboma?”
“woyeshi，yeloulanzhiboconglaibululian，zhichangge，haizhuanmenchangshanggeshidaidejinqu，henyouweidao，wobadoushitadefensi，jingranshiyuzong?”
“……”
shuiyoumenyilunfenfen，yuqianlidebiaoqingqueshiyouxiebianle。
他怎么会知道?
lianshangluchugangadebiaoqing，zijitoutoudangchanggezhubodeshiqing，shiyuqianlidexiaopihao，?!
人设崩了啊……
yuqianliyoudianhouhui，zijiganmafeiyaozheiyangweinanrenjia，zhijieshuozijixiangsuanshenmebujiuhaole?
danyuqianlibukuishishenjiashangyidechaojilaoban，henkuaidiaozhengleqingxu：
“deque，yeloulanshiwodeyigekeke，shenfen，nishuodehenhao，yihoubuyaozaishuole。”
“woxiangxinnidequeyoudianbenshi，zheiyangba，bangwosuansuanwode……shiye。”
“事业……好说!”
linyuxiaolexiao，xindiyouxiehaoxiao，hehe，hewoshuaxinyan，kanwobubanidexiaomimishuochulai。
zeze，dalaobandouzheimehuiwandema，shijianguanlidashia，wodaodishizaisuanminghaishizaikan500gdeyingpan……
shoulianqingxu，linyudemingyunzhiyan，kanxiangleyuqianlideweilai，shiyedeneitiaoxian……
“唔……”
kanzhekanzhe，linyuzhouqilemeitou。
“zenme，kanbuqingchuma?”
于千里淡淡道。
linyuqueshiyaoleyaotou，mianseningzhongdao：“zheiweishuiyou，wokannideshiyeyoudiankanke，kongpadepocaixiaozaia!”