第2章 兄弟你醒醒啊

“岁岁等我……”

“laole,budongnianqingtiandaodeganqinglou……”

zhongnianrengantanleyiju,suijiyeshihuanhuanxiaosan,buguohaishizaisuiningdeshenshangliuxiayigeyinji。

……

baoweizhibojianli,suiningkanzhenonghaodeyixiliedongxi,zhoulezhoumeijuedeyinggaikeyile,suihounaqileshoubiandeyibenshukanleqilai,tahaishixuyaolejieyixiaxianzaidezheigeshijie,erqietahaiyaozhuanqian,buranjiuchibudaoneixiehaochide,xiangdaozheili,youxienanshou。

yourenbuxiaoxindianjinlezheigezhibojian,shouxianyingruyanliandejiushiyigekanshudedameinv,neizhenshiyanqianyiliang。

“我去,美女!”

daxueshengdesusheli,yigenanshengbaoleyijucukou,hedaoleqitasanren。

“sanzi,niguijiaoshenmeni,helelaoziyitiao。”

“jiushi,haodaeryouzale,qiaonibababahedechadianhundouyaofeile。”

“**de,nidiewodouyaoshuizhele,zhijiebeinihedeshuiyidoumeile,nipeiwo!”

“wae,xiangbudaolaosizheimekaifang,juranyaolaosanpeinishuijue。”

lingwaiyigenanshengjianxiaozhekaikou。

“quququ,gunyibianqu。”

zuikaishibaocukoudeneigenanshengxiaozhemaleyiju:“woqu,meinv,meinva,nimenkan,woganggangfaxiandeyigedameinv,haishimeiyoukaimeiyande,zhangdepiaoliangba?”

sunbinbashoujizhibojianliderenjitamenkanleyiyan,shifendeyi。

“woqu,sanzi,kuaibazhibojianfenxiangjiwo!”

“haiyouwo!zheibizanmenxuexiaodenvshenhaiyaomeia!”

“xingle,wofadaoqunlile,nimenzijiqukan。”sunbintouyebutaidekaikou,jixuxinshangmeinv,zheimechuntianrandemeinvxianzaikeshibuduojianlea!henkuaijiuzaizhibojiandetishilimiankandaolejigeshiyoudemingzi。

haiyoubushaorenyewudawuzhuangdedianlejinlai,benlaixiangyaolikaide,danshizaikandaomeinvdeneiyike,doushebudezoule。

【woqu,meinva,meinvzheishizhiboshenmea?zenmelianhuadoubujiangyiju。】

【wasai!xiaojiejiezhenhaokana,jigelianxifangshibei。】

【wuwuwu,mamawohaoxiangkandaolexiannvle。】

“nimenhao,zhibosuanming,xiangyaosuanmingdehuakeyizhijielianxianwo,jiagekanqingkuangerding。”

kanzhezhibojianyouxierenqile,suiningfangxiashukanxiangleshoujidaleyigezhaohu,shenselengjing,xinliyouxiehuang,tiandaoyiqiangaosuguotade,yaozhuangdelengmoyidian,zheiyangbierenjiubuhuiweinanta。

【shenme?suanming?xianzaijuranhaiyourenxinzheigewanyier?】

【shenmesuanming,meinvburulaitiaogewuchanggege,gegejinidashanghaole。】

【zhangzheimehaokanzuoshenmebushao,weishenmepianpianyaozuopianzi?】

gezhongbuxiangxindezheipinglunchuxianzaipingmushang,suiningsaoleyiyandangzuomeikanjian,tazhisuanyouyuanzhiren,zheixierenbuxiangxinta,neijiushijintianhetawuyuan。

“suanming?nimenxiangxinma?”sunbinkanzhesushedeqitarenwenleyiju,youxieyueyueyushi,zheigenianjidexiaohuozi,duishenmedoushihaoqide。

“nixin?”sushedelaodapieletayiyan。

“meixiangdaozheimepiaoliangdemeinvjuranshiyigepianzi,zhenshikexile,zaishuole,zheipianrendetaoluyezhendeshitaidijile,buhuizhendeyoushazishangdangba。”

laosizheihuaganggangshuowan,jiukandaolaosansunbinzhijieherenlianxianle。

他:……

还真有傻子?

zheigeshazihaishitaxiongdi?

bushi,xiongdinixingxinga,zheinidounengxiangxin?

“woshishi,yaoshijiadezhenghaowojiudajiale。”