发霉的屋顶，
斑驳的墙面，
lingrenzhixidexiazhaikongjiannei，
suzhizhengzaidiannao，qianmaitoukugan。
ta，zhishiyigezaiyixianchengshizhongzhengzhaqiucundeziyoushipinjianjishi。
peibantaduguomeiyigeriyede，zhiyoumianqianzheitaipojiudediannao，heshenxiazheiyijingbukanzhongfudegangsichuang。
suzhidemuguangsisijindingzhepingmu，
shouzhongshubiaohejianpanbuduantiaoyue，
tazhengzaiweizuixinyiqideduanshipin，zuozhezuihoudexiugaiherunse。
“hu……zhongyuwangongle。”
suizhezuihouyigehuamiandedingge，suzhizhangzhangdishuleyikouqi，shentipibeiditangzailechuangshang。
xiuxipiankehou，tazhongxinzuoleqilai。
muguangluozaijintianwanchengdeshipinbiaotishang【pandianlishishidajiechudiwang】!
zheishitaqingzhuleyigeduoxingqixinxuedezuopin，yeshitaxianjieduanweiyidexiwang。
ruguozheigeshipinzaibunengxiyindaozugoudeliuliang，xiageyuetakongpazhinengjuanpugaizourenle。
“ai……zaidachengshishengcunbuyia!ziyougongzuozhegengshibaoyidunjiyidun……”
jiuzaisuzhidakaishipinruanjian，zhunbeishangchuanzuopinshi，
diannaopingmuturankaishiyizhenshanshuo，
ranhoudanchuleyigejiemianfeichangjiandandewangzhan，
【恭喜您，苏治!】
【ninbeiwanjiegongxiangpingtaixitongxuanzhong，chengweiwanjieshipinwangweiyideshipinchuangzuozhe!】
【ninchuangzuobingshangchuanzhibenxitongdeshipin，jiangbeiwanjiegongxiang!】
suzhitingdaozheishengyin，dangjizhanqishenlai，lianshangxianluchunanyizhixinqueyouyinyindaizheqipandeshense。
nanyizhixin，shiyinweipazaolepianzi。
qipan，zeshiyinweizaibuchuangshou，tajiudeshuidajiele……
dianlewangyeshangweiyiyigeanniu“queding”hou，
wangyeyemiantiaorulexiayigejiemian。
“wanjiegongxiangpingtailibaohanlegegepingxingkongjiandeshijie。”
“zheixieshijieyouqin、han、sanguo、jindengdenghuaxialishidechaodai!”
“作为视频创作者，
ruguonishipinshoudaoguanzhongdexiai，nikeyidedaoxitongdegudingjiangli。
tongshi，niyekeyidedaoguanzhongdedashang!
qingwubibaochishipindezhiliang。”
suzhikandaozheili，xinzhongyixi，lianmangjixuwangxiakanqu。
ranerhoumianjiuzhiyoulianggeanniule，yigeshijieshou，yigeshijujue。
benzheshiyishidexintai，suzhidianlejieshou。
wangyezaiciqiehuan，takandaoleshipinshangchuanderukou。
youyupianke，suzhihuadongshubiaojiangshipintuodaolerukou。
shipinzaijiechurukoudeyishunjian，tayinyuetingdaoleyigeshengyin，
【系统激活成功!】
【wanjiegongxiangpingtaikaiqi!】
【nindeshipinyijingbeifenfazhishipinneizhuyaorenwudeshijiezhong!】
【qingzhuyi，ninbunengzaishipinliguyitianjiamingxiandeyindaoxingyongyu，bunengtoulurenheyuxitong、pingtaixiangguandexinxi，fouzejiangquxiaonindefenxiangquanxian。】
与此同时，
明朝。
zhuyuanzhangzhengzaipiyuezouzhang，tiankonghaowuzhengzhaode，turanjiangxiayidaojinguang，longzhaozailezhuyuanzhangdeshenshang!
laozhubeihedechadianerbabijirenglechuqu，
pangbianshifengdedataijianzepigunniaoliudechongshanglai，xiangyaohujia。
dataijianjinbuqujinguang，zaipangbianjidetuantuanzhuan。
“pa!”zhuyuanzhangyipaizhuomian，hedao：“huangshenmehuang?zanhaimeisi!”
huangdideshengyinchuanlai，dataijianwangjinghongzheicaiqingxingguolai。
“bixia，yaobuyaonubizhaorenqianlaijiujia?”tawendao。
zhuyuanzhangzoulejibu，faxianjinguanghuisuizhetayidong。
youganjueleyifanbingwuyiyangdedeshentihou，tashuodao：“meishenmeteshuganjue，dengdengzaikanba。”
没多久，
manchaowenwudachen、huangzihuangsunzimen，diyishijiangandaolefengtiandian。
tamenkanzhebeijinguangjiashen，rutongshenrenyibandezhuyuanzhang，buyoudeqiqiguidigonghedao：
“bixia，cinaixiangruia!!”
“天降祥瑞啊!”
“天佑陛下啊!!”
“tianyouwodaminga!!!”
……
唐朝。
weizhengzhengzaidadianshang，zhizhelishimindebizima。
tangtaizonglishimindeliansesuiranbuhaokan，dantahaishijielikezhizhezijideqingxu。
meibanfa，xiangdangqianguyidi，jiudenengrenchangrensuobunengren……
更何况，
tahaishitongguoxuanwumenzhibiandengshangdehuangwei，
名不正，言不顺，
suoyijiuchaojijiabeidenengrencaixing。
jiuzailishiminsikaozheruhecainengjizijixibai，bingqiegaosutianxiaren，talishimincaishitianxuanzhizishi，
tiankonghuranjiangxiayidaojinguang，bingqiahaolongzhaozailelishiminshenshang!!
“啊??!!!”
“怎么回事儿??”
“wa!bixiashenle!!!”
“bixia，ninweilezhengming，yezhenshigoupindea!”
……