“die，nibuhuishizaidiaoyuzhifaba?”
“wo……buaiwan……”
kunkunyongyuguangtoutoudaliangaichen。
aichenjiandaokunkunjujindemoyang，renbuzhumolemotadenaogua。
温声道。
“era，nisansuishangyoueryuan，daoxianzaidoudulewunianshule，shishihouxiangshouxiangshoule。”
“nishiwoerzi，dangdiedezenmehuikengni，kuaishanghaoba。”
zheishi，fangjianliyizhimeiyoushuohuadegenpaidageqingshengtixing。
“kunkunjia，jiemumashangkaiboleha。”
aichendianlediantou，suihoubianyinglazheerzizuodaolediannaoqian。
……
京城，央台。
《jiaoziyoufang》jiemuyanboting。
zhuchirenxiaosamiandaiweixiaodikanzhejingtou。
“guanzhongpengyoumenwanshanghao，xinyiqide《jiaoziyoufang》zhengshikaibole。”
“jiatingshihaizijiaoyuzhongzhiguanzhongyaodeyihuan。”
“zheiyiqiwomenxuanqulesangejiatingzuoweiguanchaduixiang，weidajiazhanshibutongjiatingzhongdejiaoyulinian。”
“tongshijiemuzuhaiyaoqinglenianlingduanzai80hou，90hou，00houdesanweiguanchayuanlaidaoyanboting，fabiaozijideguandianyukanfa。”
“zhibojianmeiweiguanzhongmeitiandouyouyicitoupiaojihui。”
“benqijiemujieshushi，piaoshuzuigaodejiatingjianghuidedao100wandejiaoyujijin。”
“tixingdajia，sangejiatingdezhibohuamianshikeyiziyouqiehuandee。”
“jiexialai，rangwomenjiangmuguangjujiaobenqijiemudediyigejiating!”
话音落下。
直播画面切换。
huamianli，yigexiaonvhaizhengfuzaizhuoziqian，maitouxiezhezuoye。
yiweixizheweiqundefurenzhengmangliudichuansuozaifangjianli。
jiangyipanglajitonglidelajishoushiganjing，jiezhenaqisaozhou，kaishisaodi、tuodi、cashijiaju。
zhenggeguochengzhong，furensihuchuchuxiaoxinyiyi，pafachushengxiang。
jiulianxiyifutadouxuanzeyongshouxi，xiyijizishizhizhongweicengqidongguo。
taneimangliudeshenying，wanruyifuwennuandeshenghuohuajuan，shenshendiyinkezaileguanzhongmendexinzhong。
zuoweiyidangbeidajiashuzhidejiemu，gangkaibojiuyijingyouershiduowanrenguankan。
弹幕十分热闹。
【zheiweimamahaoxinkua!dasaoweishengzuojiawu，tayidingshiweihaomuqin。】
【mamazongshikulezijiyebunengkuhaizi，zheiweimamakendinghenaizijidenverba。】
【duiyaduiya，padaraodaohaizixuexi，zhuanmenfangqingleshoujiao，tayidinghenzhongshihaizidejiaoyu，jintianzheiyipiaotoutale!】
【nandaojiuwoyigerenyihuoweishenmesuibianjinchuhaizidefangjian，yaozaihaizixuexideshihouzaitashenpangzuojiawuma?wokanneixiaonvhaidoufenxinhaojicile。】
huamianhenkuaiqiehuandaoxiayigejiating。
yigezhongniannanrenshuangshouchayao，shenqingyansu，yizhishoulihaizuanzheyigenpidai。
zaitagenqianzhanzheyigexiaonanhai。
dichuizhenaodai，lianshangguazheleihen。
chouchouyeyedao：“ba，wozhidaocuolewozaiyebugantoutoudayouxile……”
【hahaha，kanlaizheixiaozishigangchileqipilanga。】
【toutoudayouxijiushigaida，gunbangdixiachuxiaozima!】
【shangyigeshicimu，zheiyigeshiyanfu，haoqidisangeshishenmeyangde?huibuhuishidiemahunheshuangda?】
danmurenaolebushao，buguodaduoshurendouzaixingzailehuo。
jiezhehuamianzaiciyishan，qiehuandaoaichenjia。
jingtouzhong，fuziliangdezhenglianbingweiwanquanrujing，zhinengkandaoliangkuaijudadequmianxianshipingshang，shanshuozhejiliedeqiangzhanyouxihuamian。
diannaozhuoqian，kunkunchaozheshenpangdeaichenshitanxingdiwendao。
“laodie，zheiyangwanyouxihuibuhuiyingxiangwoyihoukaobeidawa?”
jinjieaichendehechishengxiangqi。
“nicaibasuishangshenmebeida，kuaigendieshangada!”
“dayouxideshihouzhuanxindian，genjinnidiedebufa!”
瞬间。
弹幕全傻眼了。
满屏问号飘过。