第5章
gunanzhi：......
干！
字面意义的干！
马不停蹄的干！
bujiushiyiwanfendanchaofanma？tazheijiudianwaimai。
tayaorangjingdouderenzhidao，jintiandanchaofandedoubeitagunanzhichengbaole！
xitongsihuchajuelegunanzhidexiaoxinsi，likejinggao。
【bixusuzhuqinzichupin！！】
jingbaoshengchaodegunanzhierduoteng，tarouroutaiyangxue。
“知道了。”
一个小时之后。
xitonglengmokanzhegunanzhi。
【suzhu，ninzheishuyukabug。】
gunanzhizuozailubiantangyishang，nazhedalabazhihuiyitiaojiedexiaochitan。
“dajianuliganhuo，wogongsiyaodingyuangongcan，zhengzhengyiwanfen，zuodeduozhuandeduo，jiuyaoyiwanfen，jinxianjintian，guoqibuhou。”
“知道了大小姐！”
“daxiaojiefangxin，laosongwoshiersuijiukaishilunguo，yiwanfenqingqingsongsong。”
“daxiaojiefangxinba，woyijiawukourendouchudongle，baozhengjiningongshang。”
zhengtiaoxiaochijiedelaobanganderehuochaotian，gebikaolengmiandetanweidoudadianhuajiaojialirensonglaimifanheconghua。
直播如期开始。
zaozaodeyejinjiudengzaishuzhuoqian，guangpinghuranliangqi，zuotianneigexiannvchuanzhefensexuefangqun，luchubaixidexianxidebojing，tangzaiyizishang。
tayouxiebuhaoyisidipiekaishixian，huranyuguangsaodaoguangpinghoumiandejingxiang，yejinzhenjingdedengdayanjing。
他看见了什么！
baihuahuadedamizaiguolifanchao，zhenguidejidansuiyiqiaozaiguoli，sashangqingcuideconghua。
tacongweijianguozheimeshechidepengrenfangshi，zheizhongjingmijidan，zhiyoushijiadazuhuozhefushangnengchideqi。
shenxiansuochudedifangdaodishishenmexianjing！
jingranyongyouzheimeduodejingmihejidan，haiyouqingcai！
gezheguangping，yejinsihuyijingwendaoxiangpenpendeweidao，zhiheleyiwanheshuimeishenmequbiedebozhou，weifachuyizhenkangyi。
ruguojintianshenxiannengsongguolaizheixiechishi，zhenggechengliderendouyoujiule！
zhiredemuguangzhizhidingzheguangping。
guangpingzhongdegunanzhiyituimojing，yijiushireluodeyuqi。
“zhibojiandejiarenmen，jintianshangdelianjieshidanchaofan，meiyifendoushiyouwochupin，qinzijiandu，qinkoufenfu，qinzibaguan，dajiakankan，gangchuguodedanchaofan，retengtengdedanchaofan。”
guangpingsaodaocanhelimiandedanchaofan，limiandanbaoguozhexiangchang，hemifanhunzazaiyiqi，fanzheyouliangdeguang，zuishangmianhaidianzhuizheqingcuishuangkoudeqingcaihexiaoxiancai，zhengyizhenzhenmaozhereqi。
“yifendafendanchaofanshibakuai，yigongyiwanfen，shuliangyouxian，xiandaoxiande。”
zhengdianguodelaosongsaolegunanzhiyiyan。
hei，zheiniziguaixinheide，yifendanchaofantacaimaishiwu，jiantayaodeduo，yifenbianyiliangkuaiqian，chaodafenshoujiacaishisan，zhuanshouzheinizijiuzhuanwukuaiqian。
一万份就是五万块！
zhenshitianshengzuojianshangdeliao。
gunanzhichajuedaolaosongdeshixian，zhuantou，“youshi？”
laosongheiheiyixiao，duizhegunanzhideshoujishuqidamuzhi。
“tongsouwuqi，neishenme，jia、jiarenmenjizhubodiangeguanzhu。”
guangpingchulegunanzhisheidoukanbujian，duizhekongqishuohua，xiandegunanzhijingshenbutaizhengchang，tasuoxingzhendekailegezhibojian。
fanzhengtajiushiyigesurenzhubo，yidianliuliangdoumeiyou，yebupabierenkanjian。
jingtoudiaozhuan，duizhunyitiaojiedexiaochitan，gunanzhihaoqikaikou：
“jintianzhenggejingdoudexiaochitandoubeiwochengbaole，jiuweilejijiarenmensongshangchongzudedanchaofan。”
zheihuashiduizhedayuanxiaojiangjun（188cm）shuode。
yicuoshendeshijian，doudouzhibojianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyongjinlaibushaoluren。
【wojiushuo！jintianzenmejieshangyigexiaochichedoumeiyou，wopaolebangejingdoucheng，yifenkaolengmiandoumeichishang！haojiahuo！kesuanzhaodaonixiaozile！！】
【bushiwoshuo！zheishinaojihuanglema？sheijiahaorenzhibojianmaiyiwanfendanchaofan，gaodiwoyaochangchang，zhubo，tongchengpeisongma？】
【gaoxiao，nichangchangwoyechangchang。】
【erlouchangchangwoyechangchang。】
【sanlouchangchangwoyechangchang。】
......
yizhangliu‘changchang’，gunanzhichadianburenshichangzheigezi。
zuikaishidoudouzhibojianjiuqibageren，buzhidaoweishenme，yishunjianzhibojianjiuyongrudaliangdeluren。
yikaishizhongrenyiweigunanzhishizaiwangeng，jinlaiduiwupailiezhengqi，bushaorengenfengkaishishuaping。
gunanzhishoujidingdongdingdongxianggebuting，doushiwentacongnamaidanchaofande，zenmehaibushanglianjie
“geweijiarenmen，gezhongwaimaipingtaijiunengmaidanchaofan，dajiabuyaozaizhubojianxiadan，lixingxiaofei。”
xianzaidewangyouyichangpanni。
【nijiaowowaimaixiadanwojiuwaimaixiadan？wopianyaozainizheimai。】
【waigelou，zhubohaopiaolianga，shimingxingma？】
yankanzheshiqingyuelaiyuebukekong，gunanzhihanshuishunzheetouliuxia。
xitonggouqisaibozuijiao，shexiangtoutouzhesanfenlengmo，sanfenjixiao，sifenmanbujingxin。
sheiranggunanzhikabug，tasuiranbunengchengfagunanzhi，quenengjitazhaodianbutongkuai。
taqinrudoudouzhibohoutai，jigunanzhianpailewaimaiyuan。
gunanzhizhengyanjiuzenmexiabo，yigewaimaiyuandianpingcheshenlongbaiweitingzaigunanzhimianqian。
“baolemawaimai，3haodingdan，liangfendanchaofen。”
“meimeituanwaimai，17haodingdan，wufendanchaofanhaolema？”
......
qibaliangdianpingchetingzaigunanzhimianqian，zhejicuicu。
gunanzhihaoburongyihuzhulianghedanchaofan，neibianlaosongyijingqingcheshuludabaohaolewufendijimeimeituanwaimaiyuan。
yankanzhehaoburongyiluoqilaidedanchaofanwaimaiheyirouyankejiandesudujianshao，gunanzhifuzhulaosongdexiaochiche。
“laosong，xiaochijianghushanghairenshidexiongdima？jiaotamenguolaibangmangzuodanchaofan。”
youqianzhuanlaosongzirangaoxing，zheimeyihuiergongfu，tayijingjiangliangtiandecunhuodouxiaoshouchuqule。
tayishuaimaojin，yonglipailepaixiongkou，“fangxin，wojianghurenchengdanchaofanbaixiaosheng，zhenggejingdoumaixiaochide，doushiwoxiongdi。”
tachayao，laonianjibodalegedianhua。
“wei，ershenzi，shengyi，da.dadeshengyi。”
“sanjiulaoye，huichaodanchaofanma？pajinsenshoudoumeishi，chaoshulejiuxing。”
“qiboniang，tingwoqiboshuoninianqingshihouzuoguodaguofan，bashisuizenmele？bashisuizhengshichuangdangdenianji。”
“gulaoyezaima？sha？wogulaoyejinicule，gulaolaonichulaizhuanyaofeibu？dui，danchaofan，yitianwanshangsanbai。”
jingdoulushang，wangrilaiwangdedoushihaoche，jintianlushangchuxianyizhangchuanxiaochiche，kaichedecongersanshisuidexiaonianqing，daoqibashisuidelaodaye，douxiangchengzhongcunfujingan。