gebidelihuamao：7.9w
城北飞雪：7.6w
潘大江：6.5w
shanshangyouqingqiao：5.7w
gejiadoulinglingsuisuishangleyixiesanpiao。
lihuamaoxianglexiang，meiyoufataizhong：“qingqiaonilaigezhenghunxuanyanba。”
闻有乔立马来劲了。
taqingleqingsangzi，kaikoudao：“gebugao，qianbutao，genwolianainibietiao。jiawuyiyangbuhui，wandieshuaidexisui。fenbibuzhengjiushihua，quwoyaojiliangyiba，laogongzhuanqianwopaoba，aishannanrendazuiba。”
yikouqishuowanhoutabuwangbigexin：“youyizhesiliaoe。”
【taihaoleshinvrapperwomenmeijiule】
【主播好抽象】
【我真服了】
【xiaodewoerdayedegoudoulaiqiaomenjiaowoxiaoshengdian】
“……qingqiao，nishizheige。”pandajiangyouyoudibilegedamuzhi，zheijiemuxiaoguozhijielaman。
lihuamaogengshixiaodeshangqibujiexiaqi，yonglipaidazhezhuozi：“baodeng，bixubaodeng！”
chengbeifeixuebengjinlezuijiao，yishijianzainaozilibazijizheibeizizuibeishangdeshiqingdouxiangleyibiancaimianqiangbengzhuzuijiao。
【sikajiangdayozengsongshanshangyouqingqiaohuanqiulieche×1×2×3】（5000langhua）
【duchunfengzengsongshanshangyouqingqiaoxinghecuican×1×2…×4】（5000langhua）
“xiexiesikajiangdehuanqiulieche！xiexieduchunfengdexinghecuican！”wenyouqiaomeixiangdaoliangrenhuituranjitashangzheimeduofen，lianmangganxiedao。
【duchunfeng：biandebucuo，bixuzhichiyixia】
【duchunfeng：sikajiangzenmebushuohuale】
【sikajiangdayo：sikajiangjuedezhubohenlihaisuoyibeizhenjingdaoshuobuchuhualeni^^】
【duchunfengyibeisikajiangdayojinyan】
lezibuhuixiaoshi，zhihuizhuanyi。
wenyouqiaochenmoleyixia，yikaishixian，yaobujiudangzuomeikandaoba。
dierlunshangfenguohou，shanshangyouqingqiaolaidaodiyi，35.7wfen。
diershijialichenqibubeitoutoushangfendelihuamao，27.9wfen。
disanshichengbeifeixue，27.6wfen。
zuihouyimingshipandajiang，19.5wfen。
wenyouqiaoniezhexiabasikaoyixia，turanhuaixiaoyixia，wen：“dajiang，nijiashizhuzaigongyuloulima？”
pandajiangshuangshoubaobei，henjingtidikanzheta：“duia，xiangganma？nandaoshiyaodatingrenjiazhunali？haobiantaie！”
【？renjiakandeshangni？】
【sheilaisapaoniaozixingta】
【我尿黄我先来】
【woshuohuanantingwoxianlai】
wenyouqiaochoulechouzuijiao：“nixiangduole，wodeyisishixianzaiganghaoxiabangaofengqi，nikaizhezhiboqudiantilishuoyiduanhua。taiciwofajinile。jideyaopeidongzuoe。”
pandajiangdakaihoutaisixin。
kanwanhou，tamolebalian，ganjueshanshangyouqingqiaozheiniangmenbiqixiaoemolaizhenshiyouguozhierwubuji。
【shaa，zhengdewodouhaoqile】
【yaozhenghuoneiwokejiubukunle】
“haohaohao，zheimewanshiba，nidengzhe。”pandajiangyiyaoya，juzheshoujizouchujiamen，anlexiangxiadedianti。
gangzoujindiantili，tabashoujifangdaoxiongqianbuyuanchu，diaozhengleyixiajiaodu，fangbianzhibojiankandaoquanmao，youshouzejuzhelingyibushoujidadianhua。
“nishuoshenme！wolaoposhengdehaizishinide？！”
diantilikaishiyourenchaopandajiangdefangxiangkanguoqu。
“ha？nishuonibushilaichaisanwomende，shilaijiaruwomende？”
jiaoluoliyourenmomojuqishoujidazi。
pandajiangyaoleyaoya，jixushuodao。
“hahaha！wodadijiushizheiyangyigeren，pingshikeyihenikaiwanxiao，feichangsuihe，danshiruguonichupengwodenilin，wojiuhuirangnizhidaoshenmeshizhenzhengdeheian——”
pandajiangshuangshoujugao，fengkuangdihuangdongzhenaodai：“wobenxiangyipusaxinchangmianduisuoyouren,keshiyouxierenfeiyaowobaxinzhongdemojiechufengyin！neiwoxiangwenwenni,dangnimianduiyigezhenzhengdemoxianshi,nihaizhendezhuma？”
【jiuming，zheigendajieshanglashiyoushenmequbie】
【niganshuowodoubugankan】
【jiaozhiyikouchusanshiyiting】
【youzhonglawanshizhaobudaozhidewuligan】
daoleyilou，pandajiangyingzhesuoyourendemuguangchenmodizouchuledianti。
duimiansanweizhuboyijingchedixiaotanzaiyizishang。
“nimenhaizaixiao！genbenjiumeiyoutingxialaiguo！”
wenyouqiaomuzhiheshizhiyazhuzuijiao：“bushi，wo、woxiangqigaoxingdeshiqing。”
“我老婆二婚了。”
“wodajiugeyaoshengle。”
pandajiangzuochuyifuxuanranyuqideyangzi：“tiandaobugonga！wangfazainali，daodezainali，liwuyouzainali！wobuhuifangguonimende！”
【duchunfengzengsongshanshangyouqingqiaotianxingongzhu×1】（3000langhua）
【sikajiangdayozengsongshanshangyouqingqiaohuanqiulieche×1×2×3】（5000langhua）
【sikajiangdayozengsongpandajiangqinglongchuhai×1】（10000langhua）
【shijianzhiwaizengsongpandajiangxinghecuican×1×2×3】（5000langhua）
【shijianzhiwai：zheichengfabucuo，tingshihedajiangzheihoulianpide】
“aiyouaiyou，xiexiesikajiangdeqinglongchuhai，xiexieshijiangedexinghecuican，wolaopanshesizheiyitangyeshizhile！”pandajiangfanlianrufanshu，limaxipixiaoliandiduiwenyouqiaoshuo，“qingqiaomeimeizuodehaoa，dadaduanlianlewodeshejiaonengli！”
【dajiangzheibianliansudu，zeze，feiyichuanrenba】
【睁眼说瞎话传人】
wenyouqiaotuici：“nalinali，genwokemeiguanxi，zhuyaoshinindelianpibijiaohou，renjiazuofangdanyidoudezhengdiannidelianpidangyuancailiaoa。”
【duchunfeng：zhubozheizuiwoshizhendeaile】
【sikajiangdayo：^_^】
【duchunfeng：zhubojiwogemajia】
wenyouqiaokandaohouyanjishoukuaidijiduchunfengtaolegemajia，shundaijikeaiduoduotaoleyige，zhudajiushiyigehuoyuededouyou。
【duchunfeng：aiya，xiexiezhubodefangguan】
【chunshenzheishibeifangchulaile？】
【sikajiangdayo：buhaoyisie，buxiaoxinbaniguanxiaoheiwule，chunshenzheimekuanhongdaliangderenyinggaibuhuijieyizheizhongxiaoshideba】
【duchunfeng：haha，jieyisileni，sikajiangniyaoshidelepajinsenjiuquzhizhiba】
——好贱的男人！
【sikajiangdayo：xiexieguanxin，sikajianghaodehen，zhuyaoshikandaozangdongxijiurenbuzhuxiangcadiao^_^】
——zheiweigengshixiaozuigenmoleduside。
【biejiaowozihan：（cahan）】
【keaiduoduo：（cahan）】
【duchunfeng：zhubonishuojuhuaya】
zhubobuxiangshuohua。zhubojuedexinhaolei。wenyouqiaoshuliandinuokaishixian，jiazhuangmeikanjian。
【duchunfengzengsongshanshangyouqingqiaotianxingongzhu×1×2…×10】（3000langhua）
【duchunfengzengsongshanshangyouqingqiaotianxingongzhu×1×2…×10】（3000langhua）
wenyouqiaojinjijiaoting：“goulegoule！xiexieduchunfengde20getianxingongzhu，xiexie！”
【duchunfeng：zhubobuzhuangxiale？】
【sikajiangdayo：youmeiyouyizhongkeneng，zhubobuxianglini】
wenyouqiaoyonglibilexiayan，wanxiayaobaxiaotiqinnaqilaijiazaizuojian，kaishizailiangrenniyijuwoyijudehuduizhonglaqi《mingyunjiaoxiangqu》。
duilejishimiao，shuangfangzhongyuzaizheijiangdelequzhongchenmole。
【zheibgmnijiupeiba，yipeiyigebuzhisheng】
【好活，当赏！】
【suiransihubushikuajiangdeshihou……danshihaoting！】
【zhenshilaotaitaizuanbeiwo，bayejizhengxiaole】
zhuyidaofeisugundongdedanmushangmeiyouliangrendezongji，tawozheqingongdeshoubilegedamuzhi：“hai，wozheibushipaliangweibugoujinxing，jininliangpeigelema。zenmeyang，goubugoujing？”
【sikajiangdayo：……】
【渡春风：……】
【biejiaowozihan：……】
【keaiduoduo：jing，zheiketaijinglehahaha】
闻有乔挠挠头。
“qingqiao，nijiazheishi……”lihuamaokanzheshanshangyouqingqiaodepkfenshuruhuojianyibanshangzhang，xindaozheishinamenzixinrenzhuboa，diyichangzhibojiuzhuanzheimeduo，bitagangkaishineihuihaoduole。
suiranzhidaoduchunfengzaiqingqiaotajia，dangujiyejiushikangerenao，meixiangdaotaturanjiujitashuale6wdetianxingongzhu。
jiushizenmehaoduanduandituranlaqimingyunjiaoxiangqule？
“e……wozaifangzhangepeile。”wenyouqiaoshouqixiaotiqin，dalegehaha。
tanhuajian，disanboshangfenjieshu。
shanshangyouqingqiao：113.7w
gebidelihuamao：53.9w
潘大江：44.5w
chengbeifeixue：27.6w