（zhujiaoyuanshijiemeiyoumijiayouxi，suoyijiubuyaowenweishenmezuoweisizhaidetaburenshijiaosele）
“嗷！！！”
“啊♂~”
“额♂~”
“噢！man！！”
congshoujizhongchuanchulaideshengyinnengrangrenheyigenanrendouluchuweimiaodexiaoronglai，zheizhongwaifangshiyizhonghenxiuchideshiqing。
danduanzheshoujikandeyaxiuqueshiyifuqingsongyourandebiaoqing，meiyousihaodexiuchigan。
erzaizheiduanqimiaojiayinzhihou，shoujichuanchulaideshengyinquedouranbiandeyoukuyouxiao。
“ahaha~why？！wuhahaha！yo！why？！wuwuwu~”
xiayimiao，shengyindouranpingjinglexialai。
“ok，let’sstartpeeing.”
呲——（拉链声。）
huala——（1miaodegaoyashuiqiangsheng）
呲——（拉链声。）
“therewego（haole）。”
shipinzhong，tongyangzaishangcesuodenanrenmudengkoudaidikanzheneigeganggangjinlaiguikulanghaoshijimiaohouyouyimiaowanshixiaosaliqudenanrenbeiying，beijingdexiayishituchuletamenguojiadeguocui：“whatthef——？”
“呵！”
亚修笑出了声。
guoran，heirenxiongdizongyouyijitameiyoukanguode。
cishi，shipinbofangjieshule，tayeganghaowanshi，qishenchuanhaokuzidakailemen，ranhoutajiudaizhule，xiayishihanchuleshipinzhongzuihouyijuhua：“whatthef——？”。
wubianwujideheimushang，dianzhuizheshuzhibujindexingxing，zaijindian，shiyixiepiaodangdexiaoxingyunshi。
zheihaowuyiwen，zhanxianzaiyanqiandeshiyipianxingkong。
taruoshizaishenmexingjihangxingbeijinggushilijiandaozheizhongjingxianghenzhengchang，dan——
tmdetajiushiyige21shijidesanhaoqingniana！renleizouchuwaitaikonghaizhinengkaozheyunzaihuojianshangqudeshidaia！
tayebushishenmeyuhangyuan，tajiushiyigegangburudaxue，guoqingfangjiaqumanzhanwan，tuzhongduzitongjiuqulehuodongjubanfanglinshizhuangpeideyidonggonggongcesuofangbiandexueshenga！
zheiji**nalaile？zheihaishiguonei，bu，zheihaishidiqiuma？a？
砰！
mengdijiangcesuomenguanshang，yaxiuyouyi**zuohuidaolematongshang。
shuangshoujiaochachengzhuxiaba，lianshangluchushensidebiaoqinglai。
shouxian，xianlengjingxialaigaoqingchuqingkuang。
haowuyiwen，tadejiyimeicuo，tajiushiyigeputongdexuesheng，shenshangmeiyourenhezhidewaixingrenzhuazoutaquyanjiudejiazhi。
neimeneiwaibiandejingxiangyoushizenmehuishi？
duile！guowaibujiuyouyidangzhenggujiemuhenhuoma？zaijieshangzhuangyigecesuoyinyoulurenqushiyong，ranhouzaitachulaizhiqianbazheicesuojiyidongdaobiededifangqu。
zijizhishishangcesuokangegaoxiaoduanzishipin，zenmerangbierenjizhengjinduanzilile？
才怪啊！
bierenjiuzhishihuanyigedifang，haishizaidiqiushang，tazheishizhijiegandaowaitaikonglaile！
erqietayoubuzairenrendouxihuanzuosideguowai！
dakaicesuomen，couqiaoyouyixiaokuaiyunshizaiyanqianpianguo，yaxiushenshoudianliangleyixia，bingbingliangliangdechugan，kanshangquyougeshijijinzhongdezhongliangdanzaishouzhongquehemeiyouyiyang。
shizhonghuanjing，tazhendezaiwaitaikongdeyouyizuozheng。
zaimatongshangsikaolejifenzhongdeyaxiuwunaidijieshoulezijizhendejidagailvjigandaowaitaikongdeshishi。
shide，tayigexueshengshiyouguochuanyuedaoyishijiedazhanshenshou，hegezhonggeyangdewenroumeishaonvxiehou，birushenmeshouerniangya，jinglingyadezhongerhuanxiang。
yexutazheizhongerhuanxiangjimougeshenmingkanzhongbingqiemanzuleta，danqimachuanyechuangehaodifangba？？
yuanyiweixiaorizineixieyipainaodailachulaidekaijuchuanyuechengzidongfanmaijiyishijiexiaoshuoyijinggoudiyukaijule，meixiangdaotadaizheyigeyidongcesuochuandaowaitaikongkaijugengyongmeng。
buxing，bunengzuoyidaibi！
zaihuaiyirenshengshifenzhonghou，yaxiukaishijianchaqizheicesuo，yexuzheidongxishishenmenengkuashikongchuanyuezhishicouqiaoweizhuangchengcesuodeshenqini。
kendingyinzangzheshenmenengchuanyuehuiqudekaiguang！dui！yidingshizheiyangde！
baozhezheizuihoudexiwang，yaxiulianmatongfengxidoumeifangguo，danshifenzhonghou，tafangqile。
zheitmdjiushiyigeputongdecesuo！haishiyigemeiyoudasaoganjingdecesuo！
neineibifengxilidewujidoumeiqingliganjing，yebuzhidaoduojiule，chadianjiurangyaxiujituchulai。
nageqingjiegongganfuzedea？woyaojubaonia！！
————
yaoshuoweiyishenqidedifang，neijiushidaizaizheicesuonei，jishishichuyuzhenkongdewaitaikonghuanjing，tayenenghuxi。
danzheiyoupiyong，baozhengtabuhuizhixiersi，neizaiguogejitian，tabuhaishidebeikesihuozheesi？
huozheyunqichadian，dengyixiajiubeiyikejichierguodeyunshijizasile。
wobuyaochuanyuele，woyaohuidiqiu！
zuozaimatongshang，yaxiushuangshouwulian，zhijuerenshengyipianhuian。
buguanshinageshenming，wozhendebuxiangchuanyuele，qingrangwohuiquba！
拜托了！！真的！！
——————
youguoleshifenzhong，dichuizhenaodaideyaxiumianwubiaoqingnachushouji，xiangyaozaidianlianghaojinqianzaishuayishuashipin，rangtaxiangshouwanzheizuihoudeyouxianshiguang。
jieguobianshikanzheneilinggexinhao，youmianwubiaoqingdijiangshoujishouleqilai。
haole，zheizuihoudeyouxianshiguangyemeiyoule。
suizhepingmuguangmangdexiaoshi，yaxiuyanzhongdeguangyexiaoshile。
......
yebuzhidaoguoleduojiu，congzhenjingdaojingkongdaopingjing，zaidaoxianzai，yaxiuxinzhongyijingwubeiwuxi，fangkongsixiangshenyoutianwaile。
shenzhiyijingzaihuanxiangzhedengxiahuibuhuipiaoguolaiyigenianghualedekazi。
cesuomendakai，yaxiuzuoshouzhouzaituishang，chengzhenaodai，kanzheyanqiandexingkong，yuexiangyuekaixin。
nengzuozaicesuolijinjulixinshangwaitaikong，diqiushangbian80yirentahaishitouyigeni，biergaicidoumeiyoudexiangshou！
‘啊！对了！’
turanxiangdaoleyigehaodianzi，yaxiucongmatongshangqishen。
解开了裤腰带。
haoburongyiyouzheimeyigetazuwaitaikongdejihui，fanzhengdagailvhuiesihuozheyinweibiedeshenmesizaizhei，gancuizhengquzaisizhiqianzuodianshenme。
haorangzijidexingweishijizairenleitaikonglishishangliuxianongzhongdeyibi。
zhengqiaojixiaoshiguoqu，xianzaiyeyoudianniaoyile，youganghaoyouyikuaidaxiaoshizhongdeyunshipiaoguo。
shenmeshangtiandiyiren，dengyuediyiren，douburuzijizheishangcesuodiyirenlaidejingbao！
dan，jiuzaitanulikongzhihaodandao，xianghuayigexiaozhupeiqichulaishi。
yaxiubujingyijianpiedaoqianfangturanchuxianleyigeguangdian，erzheigeguangdiandeliangduhaiyuelaiyueda，siyoushenmezhengzaiwangtazheibianjisuchonglai。
haiweidengtasikaowan，neigeguangdiandouranbianchengleyilianghuoche！
“......”
“**！！”
yaxiubenlaiyijingrenweiyijingmeiyoushenmenengzaizhenjingdaotale，zhidaozheisouxingshizaiyuzhoutaikongzhizhongdehuochechuxian！！
budui！xianzaibushishuozheigedeshihoule！neihuochetoushibushiliwoyuelaiyuejinle？！
靠靠靠——嗷↘
daoxiyikouliangqizhihou，yaxiuqiangrenzhubanlutinghuoyinqidezhuoshaogan，tiqikuyaodai，ranhoushuangshoudazaicesuomenbianyuan，yebuguancesuowaibiannengbunenghuxile，xiangyaoyicifalipaochucesuoxian。
danyihandeshi，shijianshangyijinglaibujile。
xiayimiao，huochetouwuwuwuwudiyitouchuangshangleta。
de，zaiwaitaikongshangcesuoshibeihuochejichuangsi，buyaoshuodiqiude80yirenle，duobanshifangyanzhenggeyuzhou，douqianwugurenhouwulaizhele。
suihoutanaohailiyouyongchuleyigewubijiaoaodeniantou——
heng，zheizhongqipasifa，jueduibuhuiyourennengxiangdao！
erjiuzaiyishiduanpianzhiqian，yaxiusihutingdaoleshenmeshengyin。
“ding！xiehouxitongqidong，xinshoudalibaoxiafang，kaifangxiehoufuben——yuzhouruceshaonianbuhuiyushangjijiameishaonv。”
————
“完了完了！！”
huocheshang，yizhichuanzheliechezhangyifudechuiertucongjiashishipaochulai，lianshangyipianjingkong。
“zenmele？liechezhang？”
zhengzaihexiawuchadenvrenfangxialechabei，zhengsisuozheshiqingshenbianfangzheyigenguaizhangdenanrentaiqileyanmou，zhengzaifadaidehuimaotoulailemuguang，eryigefentoufadenvhaihaoqidishangqianwendao。
“wo..wo...lieche，dui！lieche！liechebuxiaoxinzhuangdaoyigezhengzaishangcesuoderenlepa！！”
chuiertujigeshenhuxizhihou，dahanchusheng。
“啊？啊？！”
liechezhuangdaoleyige...shangcesuoderen？
zhongrenfenfentouguochuanghukanxianglewaibiandeyuzhou。