林枫尴尬了……
tadelianyirouyankejiandesudufanhong。
jiulianerduojiandouhongleqilai。
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyizhenggebaoxiaorulei！
“hahahahaha！！！”
“woyouneimeyishunjianhaijuedezheilinyishengshihenkaopude，dantagangzaiwoxinliliqidexingxiangturanjiukuadiaole！”
“nikanneitaerduojianhongdeyou！ganjuedaidaide，hanhande，hahaha！！”
“hahaha！duanduanjifenzhong，congrumuchunfengdelinjiadagege，bianchengjijuzhuanyesuyangdeyisheng，youbianchenglemuguangqingcheqieyuchundedaxuesheng，zhudayigewufengqiehuan！”
“zheimeyilai，wodaoshihuaiyitadeyishule！tazhendekaopume？”
“xiaoguixiao！bieshangshenggaodu，zheibushidiyicishangjiemume？buhuiyingduiyezhengchang。”
“jiushi！haimeiyoukanrenkanbingshishenmeyangzi，buyaoguozaoxiajielun。”
“……”
eryulunzhongxindelinfeng，cikeyijinggangadaolewuyifujiadedibu。
taqianshizuoweiyimingyisheng，shichengyimingchushenzhongyishijiadeguoyishengshou。
tabujincongshifushenshangxuedaoleyishenzhibingjiurendeyishu。
yeerrumurandibiandeheshifuyiyang，zhiyanbuhui。
xianglaidoushiyouhuazhishuo，shihuashishuodexingge。
linfengyeshiqianbujiucaichuanyuedaozheigepingxingshijie。
erpingxingshijiedeta，shirenanyiyuandeyimingzhuyuanyishi。
youxieqingkuanglinfengdouhaimeinongqingchu，jiubeilingdaotongzhiyaocanjiajiemu。
duiyuzheigejiemudexizhimojie，tayeshiyizhibanjie。
suoyizaimianduizhuchirentiwendeshihou，cainaolegewuhui……
erluxiyuzuoweizhuchiren，ziranshiyouzhekongchangdejibensuyang。
chajuedaolinfengcishiyouxieganga，talianmangzhudongdayuanchang。
“linyisheng，yishengdegongzuorichangwomenyijingdagailejiele。”
“qingwen，neininjiexialaidegongzuoshishenmeni？”
linfengxinzhongtanqi，qishenshuodao：
“woxianzaiyaoquchafang，nimenyeyaoguolaime？”
luxiyudianlediantou，shiyishexiangshizhunbeigenshang。
jieguo，liangrenganggangqishen，jiutingdaole“dongdongdong”deqiaomensheng。
linfengdaizheqianyi，xiaolexiao。
“buhaoyisi，kenengshiyouhuanzhezhaowo，yaodengyixiale。”
luxiyudianlediantou，biaoshilijie。
“请进！”
linfenghuayingangluo，yimingnianqinghushituikaimen，youxiewunaidikanzheta。
“linyisheng，youjiedaohuanzhetousule，zheicishuonishangbanchaogu……”
【you】jiedaohuanzhe【tousu】？
erqie，haishuolinyisheng【shangbanshijianchaogu】？！
shenweiyimingzhuanyedezhuchiren，luxiyuminruidibuzhuodaolehushisuoshuodeguanjianci。
tadunshigandaoyouxiebumiao，xiayishidekanxiangleshexiangtou。
这可是在直播呢！
tamenyaoxuanchuanyishengaigangjingye，jiusifushangdeshierdouhaimeiboa！
zheijiuyiliangaochuliangcizhiboshigu？！
erzhibojiandeguanzhongmen，cishiyebeihushidailaidexiaoxijingdaole。
“？？？yikaibojiuyudaohuanzhetousu？zheimejingbaodeme！”
“linyishengzhiqiandebiaoxian，wojiujuedetayoudianbukaopu，xianzaiyikan，guoran！”
“jiedaohuanzhetousubuxiqi，xiqideshitousuneirong，linyishengshangbanhaiyoushijianchaogu？！”
“nanguaitazhiqianshuozijimeitiandegongzuorichangmeishenmehaoshuode，yuanlaishizhendexiana！”
“biedezhiyeshangbanchaoguhaihaoshuo，yishengshangbanchaogu，zheibushimoshishengming，caojianrenming？”
“wokanlinyishenggangcaineichunchundeyanshen，juedeshiqingbukenengzheimejiandan【chigua】”
“yingxiongsuojianlvetong！linyishengzhenyaoquchaogu，zhishiqusongqianba【goutou】”
“ngng，qingcheqieyuchun！yanjingshixinlingdechuanghu，yigerendeyanshenshibuhuipianrende。”
“neinandaoshiyinaome？linyishengzheishiyudaohuanzhepengcile？”
“yebunengpaichuzheizhongqingkuang，dajiahaishibiexiadinglun，guanchayixiazaishuo。”
“……”
ercishi，linfengyeshiyouxieyihuodizouxianglehushi，bianzoubianwen：
“tousuwoshangbanshijianchaogu？nagechuangdebingren？”
hushiceshenranglu，kaishishuomingqingkuang。
“12chuangde，renyoudianjidong，yixinglaijiuchaozheyaotousuni……”
“wozuotianqiangjiuguolaideneigelaoren？taneizhengzhuangqueshibunengjidong。”
linfengchenyinyisheng，daizhehushichaowaizouqu。
“wozhenghaoyeyaochafang，xianqutaneierkankanba。”
luxiyuwenyan，yebatuigenshang，bianzoubianwenlinfeng：
“qingwen，neigebingrenshishenmeqingkuang？”
linfengtanlekouqi，youxiewunaidao：
“neigebingrenshigelaodaye，zuotianxinzangbingtufa，womenlianyeqiangjiuleyigewanshang。”
“zhiyutaweishenmehuitousuwo，woyebuqingchu，dequwenwencaizhidao。”
shuowanbingrendeqingkuanghou，linfengnaolenaotou，yeyouxieyihuo。
“woganzheixing，tousujianduole，ruguohuanzhehaimeixinglai，yibandoushijiashutousuwomende。”
“xiangzheizhonghuanzhegangbeiqiangjiuguolaijiutousudeqingkuang，woyehaishidiyicijian。”
luxiyunaolenaotou，shenyoutonggan。
weilejizhiboshiguzhaobu，tayeshidaqileyuanchang。
“queshi，anlilaishuo，huanzhebeiqiangjiuguolai，diyifanyingbuyinggaishiganxieyishengma？weishenmehuiqingxujidongdaotousunini？”
“erqie，linyishengnizuotianhaizailianyeqiangjiuta，yinggaimeiyoushijianchaoguba？”
linfengdianlediantou，jieshidao：
“shia，woyiwanshangdoumeizenmexiuxi，jiuzhizaizhuozishangpazheshuileyihuier。”
“nigangcaiqiaomenzhaowo，wodangshiyecaixingmeiduojiu……”
“erqie，jiuwomenzheigongzuoqiangdu，genbenmeishijianchaogu。”
“woliangushigaizenmekandoubuzhidao，zenmekenengquchaogu？”
cihuayichu，luxiyudangjihuixiangqi，gangkandaolinfengshidemoyang。
queshixiangshigangaolegetongxiao，gangshuixingguolaidezhuangtai。
quedinglezheiyidianhou，tagengjiabulijielinfengweishenmehuibeitousule！
erzhibojiandeguanzhongmen，tingwanliangrendeduihua，yeshidaweibujie！
“a？linyishenglianyeqiangjiuhuanzhe，jieguohuanzheyixinglaifanerhaibatajitousule？”
“wocao！zheishangnaershuoliqu？ganqinglinyishengshijinzhijinzehaimeihaobaoa？”
“dongguoxianshengyulang！nongfuyushe！linyishengyulaodaye！”
“erqielinyishengyeshuotameishijianchaogu，nandaoshineigelaodayejicuole？”
“……”
jiuzaidajiayilunfenfendeshihou，linfengyijinghehushizoujinlebingfang。
12haobingchuangdelaodaye，zhengbantangzaichuangshang，heshenbiandehushibuduanbihuashuozheshenme。
cike，yikandaolinfeng，limajidongditaishouzhizheta：
“hushi，shita！jiushita！！！”
“woyaotousutazuotianzuozaiwobingchuangbiankangupiao！”
………………