“zhubo，zaiganmani？shuizhele？”
“huibuhuichushile？yaobuyaobangtada120？”
“buhuiba，bujiushi100gefuwochengma？meinengligaoshenmezhibotiaozhana？”
“niyezhidaoshi100ge！wogennimenshuo，zhubochuleshinimendoushixiongshou！”
“duojundeyigexiaogege，kexile，shigexigou。”
“bietucaole，tahaoxiangzhendebuxingle，haojiumeidongguole！”
“budui，nimenkantahuanguolaile！”
……
武汉。
某出租屋内。
“wo，zheishichuanyuele？”
lichengrouleroutaiyangxue，hanshuiyijingtouguoyifudizaiyujiadianshang。
zaitadeqianfang，zhengduizheyouyigeshanzhehongguangdeshexiangtou。
zhuozishang，baifangzheyizhengtaozhiboshebei。
pangbianhaiyougezhongpaomian、waimaihe。
yiqiedeyiqiedourangtagandaomosheng。
jinjiezheyigupangdadejiyiyongrunaohai。
李程这才反应过来。
他确实是穿越了。
erqiechuanyuechengleyigexiaozhuboshenshang。
这个人也叫李程！
zuoweizhongwenxibiyesheng，biyejishiyedetazhijiegaoleyitaozhiboshebei。
feilelaodadejingcaijileidianfensi。
dagaizaixianrenshuyejiu250zuoyou。
yushiweilecengredutakaishilezhibotiaozhan。
yushijiufashenglexianqiandeneiyimu。
yushijiuyuandiqushi，beihunchuanle。
zhenglileyixiajiyizhihou，lichengfaxianzheishiyigewenhuaduancengdeshijie。
jiranwenhuayijingduanceng，neiwozheiyiduzideqiannianwenhuamaosijiuyouleyongwuzhidi。
shiwendangrenmenhaichenjinzaiyueseduomemeihao，
niyiju：yunzhongsheijijinshulai，yanzihuishi，yuemanxilou。
dangbierenkandaokandaofeiluodepubujinghu***，
nishuaishouyiju，feiliuzhixiasanqianchi，yishiyinheluojiutian。
dangbierenkandaoyuebingdahanzhenniubi，
niyoushiyiju：jiangjunbaizhanchuanjinjia，bupodikouzhongbuhai。
shishihoujizheigekuifadeshijiedailaiyidiangaibianle！
jiannizhongxinhuifudeshense，danmuyoupiaoleqilai。
“zhubo，fuwochengshenmedehaomeiyisi，youmeiyouxingquzuodianbiedetiaozhan？”
“biruxiongkousuidashi？”
“nimenbiegao，zhubo100gefuwochengdoukuaimeirenle！”
“就是，就是！”
“haoburongyiyouyigezheimezhaogufensidezhubo，nimenfeiyaobarengaomei？”
“zhuboshizaiwuhanba，tingshuowuhanyougeqiannianlaolou，buruquqiannianlaolouxieshoushiba？”
“haozhuyi！haimeiquguohuanghelouni，kanlou，xieshi！”
“huangheloua，zhizhidaoyouzheigedongxi，jiushishangmianshenmedoumeiyou，taikexile。”
“haozhuyi，zhubodebiaoqianbushizhongwenxibiyeshengma，zhenghao！”
“写诗，写诗！”
【ding！jiancedaosuzhuchuanyuezheshenfen，bangdingxitong】
lichengzhengkaixindeshuazhedanmu，yizhenjixieshengzainaohaixiangqi。
lichengjingshenweizhiyizhen，shensebiandemingliangqilai。
【bangdingchenggong，benxitongweiwenshengxitong，xianfafangxinshoudalibao。】
“打开新手礼包。”
【“ding！huodeshenjilangsong】
【benxitonghuigenjusuzhudeyingxianglihuodeshengwangzhi，shengwangzhikehuodejinengyijiwupinjiangli】
神级朗诵技能？
zheigedongxiduiwoyoushenmeyong？
haoxiangnenggengkuaideyindaogongming。
zhibodefensibushiyaowoxieshima？
写诗！
zhenghaoshishi，kankanshengwangzhinengzengzhangduoshao？
那写什么呢？
chengxiacangjiangshui，jiangbianhuanghelou？
ganjuechadianyisi，zheigebuxing。
huanghelougaorenbujian，quesuiyingwuguotingzhou。
youneimedianyisi，danhaishibugou。
duile，yaoshuohuanghelou，neijiubudebutineishourangshixianlitaibaidouwangerquebudeshi！
bijing，yanqianyoujingdaobude，cuihaotishizaishangtou。
nengranglibaizheiyangdeshixianshuochuneiyangdehua，zheishoushiyidingnengdaihuohuanghelou！
liqingsiludelichengweixiaozheduizheishexiangtoushuo：
“jiarenmen，nimendexuqiuwolejiele。”
“zuoweiyigezhongwenxibiyesheng，shishihoujinimenzhanxianyidianzhuanyededongxi。”
“咱说走就走。”
shuowan，lichengjiushoushihaodongxizhunbeichumen。
弹幕揶揄一片。
“zhongwenxi？youshenmeyong？”
“zhongwenxijiunengxiechushilai？”
“haizhuanyededongxi？wokannibushizuoshi，nishizaizuosi！”
“dajiaxianbiema，nimenzheizhongrangrenjiazaimingshenggujizuoshideyaoqiuqueshishigaoleyidian。”
“yaozhidaoshigebenjiushiziyoudedongxi，xianzhiyueduo，nandujiuyueda。”
“zhubosuiranshizhongwenxibiyesheng，danzheimeduanshijian，yaorenjiazuochuyishoushilaiqueshiyounandu。”
shizhisanyue，weifengzhongyijingyoulexiexunuanyi。
benjulihuangheloumeiduoyuandelicheng，qizhexiaodiandongjiuwanghuanghelouganqu。
“zhuboqideshaya？ershouxiaodiandong？”
“shenmezhubo，zheiyetaihansuanle。”
“zhongwenxidebiyeshenghundeshizhenchaya。”
“leimule，meixiangdaowomenzheiliangbairenjuranshizhubolaiyishengcundeliuliang。”
meiduodayihui，lichengjiudaodalehuanghelou。
zhenggehuangheloujingqujingranchulejigelinglingxingxingdeyoukezaiwutaren。
ermenkoudemaipiaoayizhengxiaojizhuomisidehunhunyushui。
lichengmeiyouteyijiaoxingmaipiaodeayi，zhishimomozhanzaichuangkou。
“zhubozhenyoulimao，jurandoubujiaoxingzheigeshangbanshuijuedeayi。”
“zhuadaoyigeshangbankaixiaochade，jubaodaowenlvju，haha！”
“loushangde，nisuanleba，yebukanzheiliyoujigeyouke？niquniyezheiyang！”
meiguoyihui，ayimengranjingxing。
kandaolichenggengjiagandaochayi，yinweizheiyangdenianqingxiaohuoziyijingbulaihuanghelouzheizhongdifangle。
“xiaohuozi，nishiyaolaidenghuanghelouma？”
ayijianlairenganjinbabiaoqingzhuanweixiyue。
kandaozheiyimu，danmushangzhakaile。
“haha，xiaosile，zheigeayiqianhoudefanchataidoule。”
“shia，kandaozhubojiuhaoxiangkandaoleyitoufeideliuyoudefeiyang！”
“neiyuqi，neitaidu，zhenjiaoyigeganren。”
“yikanjiujintianmeimaichuqujizhangpiao。”
“笑死了。”
lichengbashenfenzhengdijishoupiaoyuanayi，“ayi，laiyizhangdengloupiao。”
“好嘞。”
ayidongzuoganjingliluo，yizhayanjiubanhao，chulepiao。
shengpazheigehaoburongyidekehuliushidiao。
lichengjieguoayidiguolaidedengloupiaohuileyiju，“xiexie！”
shoupiaoyuanayimanlianyimuxiaodemusongjianlichengruleyuan，“duohaodeyigexiaohuo，zhenyoulimao。”
jindaoyuanquhou，zheigelvexianpobaidewucenggaolouyingruyanlian。
zaochunfayadelinmubaoweizhegaolou，zaigaoloudepobaizhixiaxianluchuboboshengji。
lichengduishoujilideguanzhongdazhezhaohu。
“jiarenmen，womenxianzaijiulaidaolehuanghelou，zheiqianniandeloushiyoudianpojiule，danshisihaobuyingxiangwomenzuoshi。”
lichengdaliangleyixiazheizuoqianniandegulou。
“zheigelouyoudiangao，dengwodengshangding，geweiguanzhonglaoyebiankanfengjingbiantingwozuojinimenting，xiangbiyebufangshiyijianyashi！”
zhibojiandedanmuquandoushualeqilai，danwufeidoushiranglichengganjinpaloudedanmu。
“ganjindeba，dengdehuadouxiele。”
“shia，wohaixiangkankanzaiqianniandeloushangkandaodejingdaodiyoushenmefenbieni？”
“qiannianguloushangxiandaifengcai，miao，miaozai！”
“zhubo，kuaidianba，wojiudouzhunbeihaole，jiudengnizheiyiduosuo！”
lichengpeileyigexiaolian，“wozheijiushangqu，dajiabieji。”
shuowanlichengjiuwangloulizouqu。
吱呀！
吱呀！
loulimuzhiloutifachudezhiyashengfangfozhengzaiyanzouzheqianniandelezhang。
suizhelichengdehuanhuanqianjinerlakaixumu。