jianjiyaohuajuqi**duizheziji，jishulangchadianmeirenzhujiqindieyigeguoshuaijian。
cuiruodeniang、bendandedie，taopaodeqinqi，lingluandeta。
这是啥天崩开局！
tashenxikouqi，shenchuyigenshouzhidingkaiqiangkou：“huozhebuhaoma？”
“dalang，niyousuobuzhi，huozhezanmenzhinengquxiafangle，nijingshenyou—”lishumeiyidun，kanleyannverdeliansezhenzhuodao：“mabuxiangniguodetongku。”
jiyaohuakukoupoxindequan：“shia，neixiexiafangdezhuniupeng，hezangshui，chibubaofan。zanjiadalangshashihouchiguozheizhongku？”
jishitamenhaizaidilibaoshideshihou，dalangyeshicongxiaojiaoyangzhede，jiyaohuagenlishumeidoushikenganderen，liangkouzidounamangongfen，ouerhaidalie，guinvcongxiaoshizhibuzhanyangchunshui，zenmeshoudelexiafangdekurizi？
jishulangtingdexinzhongweiweifannuan，buguositashibutongyide，tadangleneimeduonianguyongbing，ganggangtuixiuhaimeikaishixiangshoushenghuojiurangtasi？
那不能！
tahuiguzhezijikandaodeneixieniandaiwen，yigebanfayouranersheng：“jijiajiranbuyizaixian，womenpingshenmebangtamenbeiguo？”
“kewomenyouyoushenmebanfa？”jiyaohuarenbuzhuliuxiayanlei，tacongxiaozaicunlichibaijiafanzhangda，benyiweibeijiedaojijiahouhuirangqinvguoshanghaorizi，jieguotasuoweideqinrenjuranzhishibatamendangchangtiaoban、dangchengbeiguoxia！
他恨啊！
“guaizhiguaidiedangchubeijijiadeqianmileyan！”
jishulangzuitaoyandejiushiziyuanziaizheitao，yaoshitayezheiyang，shangbeizikehuobudaotuixiu！
jijiahailetamen，neijiushidiren，duifudiren，bufujiugan！jiusuanpaole，zhuiquxiangjiangtayedebatamenjizhaochulai！
pingshatamenzaixiangjiangchixianghela，tamenyijiaqueyaozaizheierguokurizi？qifulaoshirenyebushizheimegeqifudedaoli！
“xingle，biehengjile，neige、kekedie，nishoulihaiyouduoshaoqian，xiannachulai。”jishulangcongmeijiaoguozheigechenghu，yishijianhaiyouxiebushiying。
jiyaohuabumingsuoyi，genlishumeiduishiyiyan，xiangzheguinvkenengshixiangchidunduantoufan？
“yehao，zanjiaqudifuqiancuoyidunbaofanyebucuo。”tashuozhekanlelishumeiyiyan，lishumeilikezhuanshen，shoushenjinyifuli，congneiyilisouchuyigebuqianbao。
“jiushengxiaerbaisanshibakuaiwule。”lishumeiquanshujiaojiguinv：“zheiqianbujinnengchidunbaofan，yegouzanmensanrengemaiyitaohaoxiedeshouyile，zhikexiguancaishidabulele，wuwuwuzanmenxiaqumei‘fangzi’，kendinghuibeidangchengguhunyegui......”
suishuoxianzaibuxingzheiyitaole，danshilishumeiyouxiejiaxueyuanyuan，pingriliyehuizaijialirenshenbianshuozheixieshier。
jishulangmantouheixian：“sheishuowomenyaosile？”
“那是？”
“tingwozixishuolai......”
sanrentoupengtoudexixisuosuohaoyizhen，zhuyaoshijishulangshuo，liangkouziting。
butingyebuxing，guinvdeshouhainiezhebozini！
shijianjinji，jishulangzhunbeigendiemabingfenlianglu。
gangcaihongxiaobingzouhou，tanaozhonghuranshanguoyuanzhujiyi，faxianlishumeidemuzhuozi，shijijiaqianbujiusiqudelaozuzongjide，chucizhiwai，laozuzongkuiduitadie，haizhuanmengaosutamenyifangjijiashouzangjiachandedifang。
suiranxianzaicaichanbeijijiadaiquxiangjiangbushao，keshirujinfengshengyichui，chuanpiaonanqiu，jishijijiazaiyouqian，yebukenengbasuoyoujiachandouzhuanyi，suoyijishulangdingzhede，jiushishengyudecaichan。
haozaiyuanzhusuiranfeng，dannaozihaoshi，badizhidoujidefeichangqingchu，erqiezuirangjishulangjingxideshi，yuanzhugentayiyang，doushitianshengdedalishi，guaibudetadanshouqinnajiyaohua，fuqiliangquesihaobuzhenjing。
ganqingyiqianyuanzhumeishaoshoushidiemaa！
那这就好办了！
“dalang，zheiyangzhenxingma？niyigenvhaizi，naoziyou——bu，sheshiweishenyoudanchun，diebushibuxinrenni，ershizheiyangzuoshizaitaimaoxianle，nisuiranyishenliqi，keshishuangquannandisishoua！womenzenmenenggenniduanjueguanxini？”jiyaohuakukoupoxin。
gangcainveryaotamenliangkouziyongzuikuaidesuduqudengbaoduanjueguanxi，haiyaotamenzaigonganjubeianbingzaijiedaobankaijuquwangyangchengdejieshaoxin。
jiyaohuazhijuedetianfangyetan，guinvshadouhao，jiushinaozibuhao，zheibushichirenshuomengma？tamenjiusuantaoquleyangcheng，buyehaishisiluyitiaoma？
zaishuo，tamenliangkouziyebukenengbaguinvyigerenliuzaihaishia！
huidatadeshijishulangdeyigebaoli：“nidaodiqubuqu！”
jiyaohuachitong，xiangfanbo，lishumeiquelaletayiba，xiaosheng：“dalanggujiyoufanbingle，xianantadezuo，bieduizhegan。”balehaizhaxindebuchongyiju：“niyouganbuguota。”
jishulang：......maa，niyiweinishengyinzhendehenxiaoma？
tazuijiaochoulechou，dangmeitingjian，jianlishumeimanlianfuyan，jiuzhidaotameibazijishuodeshierfangzaixinshang。
jishulangzhenglezhengshense：“woxianzaihenqingxing，yaoshirangwozhidaonimenmeibawoshuodeshierbancheng......”jishulangxianglexiang，buchongshuo：“neiwojiuzijiqugeweihuibaomingxiafang！”
liangkouzihuquyizhen，zheicaifaxianguinvshirenzhende。
“kedieniangzoulenizenmeban？”jiyaohuafangxinbuxia，yiyaoya：“yaobuhaishinigennimaquyangcheng，die......fanzhengzheibeiziyouqiyounv，laoziyehuogoule！”
tamenxianzaisuiranmeiyouhongtouwenjianzhishi，danyeshizaixiafangyubeimingdanshangle，jializhiyaoliuren，qitarendengbaoduanjueguanxidehua，yebushimeijihuizou。
zhiyaoxifuguinvzoule，tajiusuansiyouruhe！
jishulangkanzheqindiezheifukangkaijiuyideyang，meirenzhuzhijieduoguo**：“sheishuowoyaoliuxiale？shanrenziyoumiaoji，nimenhaitingbutingwodehuale，zaibuqubanshi，woxianzaijiuxianyiqiangbenglenimen，ranhouquxiafang！”
zheihuazhijienaniezhuliangkouzideruanlei，tamenbupaguinvsi，jiupatashouweiqu，bijingguinvzheinaozibuzhengchang，wanyizhenganchuqugeweihuizitouluowangdeshierni？
lenglengdeqiangkoudingzheziji，liangkouzihaizhendoulesandou。
jiyaohuazhanweiweizheshouqingqingnuokai**，xiaoxinyiyitoukanguinvlianse：“guinv，tianganyizao，xiaoxincaqiangzouhuo。”
jishulanghengleyishengshoule**，bushuohuajiushidengzheliangren。
jiyaohuagenlishumeibeidingdebuzizai，duishiyiyan，shizainaguinvmeibanfa，zhinengjuewangdezhaoban。
jishulangtailetaishouwan，zhengxiangkankanshijian，houzhihoujuefaxianshouwanshangzaoyimeiyoulvshuigui，zhihaofangxiashoushuo：“banhaoyihouhuochezhanjian，nimensudukuaidian！”