“aiyo，wodeyaoa！”
linchenyizhengkaiyanbianganjuequanshenxiangshisanlejiayiyang，youyizhongbeicheditaokongdeganjue。
yixiangqizuowandeneichang“zhandou”，linchenrengxinyouyuji。
tadaxiaochengjijiucha，gaokaofeijingjiuniuerhuzhilikaolegeerbaiwushifen，wunaizhixiazhinengdaodachengshilimousheng。
sichupengbihou，pingjieyingjundemiankonghezhengqidebakuaifuji，linchenchengleyiminghuisuonanmo。
sanbailiushixing，xingxingchuzhuangyuan，jiusuanshizuoyayeyaozuozuimengdeneizhi！
林辰也没办法啊！
yourenshengxialaijiushichizheiwanfande！
zuowan，shilinchenxiangchejiangnanyaquandeyiwan。
yigedongbeidedajiedananxiaxunle，bajiangnanyidaiyoumingdenanmodianlegebian，zuihoubuxiediliuxialeyiju：
“jiangnan，tairanglaoniangshiwangle！”
林辰听后愤愤不平。
“tuiqiankeyi，danwurujiangnanyaquanjiubuxing！”
yushihu，linchendaileyizhengbanxiaolanpianhesanhe001dandaofuhui，keyituikaimenlinchenjiushale，shuohaodezhonglu1v1dazhanzenmebiancheng1v5le？
“linchendidi，xiangyinnichulai，wosuanshishafeikuxinlea！”
linchenfanranxingwu，zheifenmingjiushizhuanmenjizijishedeju。
“怎么，怕了？”
大姐大戏谑笑问道。
linchenbenjiushibaozhebisidejuexin：“zhiyaojiejiemenjiadaohuanying，didijinribiqingnangxiangshou！”
zuihou，linchenhanweilejiangnandezunyan。
erta，yedakonglezuihouyikezidan。
“zhongzhujiangnanyaquanrongguang，wobeiyiburongci！”
linchenxinchaoyizhenpengpai，zhichengzhexuruodeshenzihuanhuanpaqilai，dasuanquyiyuanganjinkaijikedabuwan**xue。
jieguoyikansizhou，tazhijiemengle。
xiazhaidechuzuwufangjianbeibuzhichengzhibojiandefengge，yitaibumanhuichendediannaoyijimandideyantou……
“这是哪？”
豪华大酒店呢？
neiwugebeixiaoyeshoushidefufutietiededongbeidajieni？
钱还没给我呢！！
“wobuhuibeigayaozileba？”
linchenhedelianmangshenshouqumo，haozailianggeyaozidouwanhaowusun，zheishiyigumoshengdejiyijianjianyongrunaohai。
linchenlengzaichuangshang：“chuanyuele？”
【jiancedaochuanyuezhe，zhengzaiweisuzhuxuanzeheshidexitong。】
【zhiboquanqianfanliwanbeixitongyusuzhuqihedudadaobaifenzhibai，kaishibangding……】
林辰顿时就不爽了。
什么叫圈钱啊！
laozidemeiyifenqiandoushiyixiajieyixiazhuangchulaide，quandoushilaodongsuode！
【benxitongzhizaifuzhusuzhuyikaozhiboquanqian，dadaomubiaojinebiankeyihuodebeishufanli，zuigaokedawanbei。ruochaoewancheng，haikesuijihuodexitongjiangli。】
【suzhuxinxijiazaiwanbi。】
【姓名：林辰。】
【年龄：22岁。】
【颜值：8分。】
【shencai：7.5fen。】
【tili：6fen。（diyutonglingnanxing）】
【特长：无。】
linchenzheijiubufule，zijihezhishitezhang，mingmingshiwubizhang，quanneiyoukoujiebeia！
等等！
chuanyuehoubuhuibazijidezuiqiangtianfujibanleba，linchenhedelianmangquleyitangxishoujianchakan，zheicaizhangshuyikouqi。
“zheidongxi，keshiyihaoyilidoubunengshaoa！”
【dangqianzhibojiandengji：1ji。】
【jinriquanqianrenwu：0/5000。】
【xinshoudalibaoyijingxiafazhisuzhudebeibao，qingjishichakan。】
linchenxinshenyidong，yanqiandunshifuxianchuxitongbeibaodetouying，zuzuyoushangbaigegezi，weiduyigeshanzheliangguang。
【shifoudakaixinshoulibao？】
“开。”
【gongxisuzhuhuodeshengunzhuanshujinengbao，zhanbukanxiang，fengshuiquxieyangyangjingtong。】
linchendunshilailexingqu，youzheijinenghaipaquanbudaoyuanzi？
【suzhushifouxuanzekaibo？】
“kai！bujiushixianxiazhuanxianshangma，duifunvrenlaozimeizaipade！”
……
抖手直播平台。
rujinshimianshangzuidadezhibopingtai，meitianguankanzhiboderenshugaodashangyiren，huixiazhuboyeshifenggegeyi。
youchuanzhe**cabiantiaowude，youdaizheniumatoutaozhuangfengmaishade，haiyoumofangxiuchanggede。
“tamenchaoworengbaba，wonababazuodanta~~eeeee~~”
zhaoyumeixiwanzao，fuzhemianmobianjinruleshuxidezhibojian。
yigepifubaijing，shencaiquelengjiaofenmingdexiaolanggoushuaigezhengzaihuifudanmudewenti。
“chachanidexueli？buhaoyisi，zhubodushushao，buhuichajiejiemendexuelie~”
“zhibojiandejiejiemen，bazandiandaoshiwanwojiuquhuanxiandingpifu。”
sunyumeikandechunxindangyang，tasuishousongleyiliangpaoche，tixingxiaonaigouzijilaile。
kexiaonaigouzhishidandanyixiao，lianhuanyingdehuadoumeishuoyiju，fandaoshigongweiqizhibojianlingyige65jidexiaofupo。
“jiejiebushidayingjintianjiwosongshigeyuzhoufeichuandema，zenmeshuohuabusuanshu，didihuishangxinde。”
sunyumeiyoulianfalehaojitiaodanmu。
zhibojianqitawangyouyefenfentixingzhubo：“huakaifuguijiejielaile，zhubozenmebulirenjia？”
kezhuborengshishiruowudu，manyandoushilingyigexiaofupo。
sunyumeiliansedunshibianle，zhijiejinanzhubofaleweixin。
“baobeizenmebuliwoa，zheiduanshijianjiejietaimanglemeilaidejikannizhibo，mingtianyoukongma，wodainiquguangjie，shunbianjinizhuandianlinghuaqian。”
piankehou，duifanghuifu：“yumeijie，woxiangwomenhaishibuyaolianxile，wopaqitarenwuhui。”
“nizheihuashishenmeyisi？”
dengsunyumeizaifaguoqu，yingruyanliandejiuzhishengxiahongsegantanhao。
sunyumeidunshiqidechuanbushangqi，tasuanshikanqingwangluole，nishuayuanzideshihouyikouyigejiejieqinmidehen，haishuoyuanyigennitanlianai，zheicaijitian，bangshangxinfupojiuchuankuziburenrenle。
zuiqideshi，sunyumeidouhaimeidaotuokuzineiyibua！
“zaijinanzhuboshuayifenqian，wojiushigou！”
sunyumeiyaoyaqiechi，yikouqijiangnanzhuboquguan。
jieguoxiayimiao，yigemoshengzhibojiantuisongdaoletadeyemian。
“toupainanmo，zhuanxingdangzhuboquanqian，rukengbukui！”
头牌？
sunyumeidunshiqilexingqu，kanzhejingtoulilinchenneizhangsihaobuxunseyuqianrenxiaonaigoudemiankong，yigunuhuozhishangxintou。
nanren，meiyigehaodongxi！
sunyumeizhengchouyiduziyuanqimeidifangfaxie，zheixiazhijiezhaodaolechukou，limajinrulezhibojian。
yinweishixinrenxiaozhubodeyuanyin，linchendezhibojianlizhiyouliaoliaobudaoershiren，qizhonghaiyouhaojigeshidaguanggaode。
“neige，guanlibazhibojianlidaguanggaodepingbiyixia。”
shijishangtayougedamndeguanlia！
“zhengsuoweixiangfengjishiyuan，ebu，yuan，yuanzideyuan！”
“zhubobucai，cengzaimoudiqunanmoquanchizhafengyun，yeneiyoukoujiebei，naihehulianwangchongjishitixingye，budebulaizhibopingtaitaoshenghuo。”