蓝星，临海市。
yizuokuanchangmingliangdeyanbodatingnei。
“gebumenzhunbeijiuxu！”
“zhuchilaoshijianchahuatongshebeiyijizhezhuangshifouzhengchang，geweipingweilaoshiqingkaishiruzuo。”
“shexianglaoshizhunbei，dengguangshizhunbei……”
“jianchazhiboluxianshifouzhengchang……”
“zhuyi，zheibushiyanxi，zheibushiyanxi！”
“zaicizhongshen，zheibushiyanxi！”
“……”
suizhehoutaidaoyandeyishengshenglingxia。
gebumengongzuorenyuanlimajinruleyoutiaobuwendegongzuozhuangtaizhong。
suizhegeweijiabinruxi，fuzezhuchidehelinglaoshiyebaochizheweixiaozoudaolewutaizhongyang。
reqingchongzhepingmuqiandeguanzhongmendaqilezhaohu。
“haloua，dajiahao，woshizhuchirenheling。”
“huanyingdajiashoukanwomen《zhiliaobashekong》jiemu。”
“benjiemuzhuzhitongguowanchenggezhongnandubuyidetiaozhanlaizhiliaogeweixuanshoudeshekongzhengzhuang。”
“tiaozhanwanchengduyuegaobiaoxianyuehaodexuanshou，jingguopingweidianpinghoukeyihuodeyueduodejifen。”
“tiaozhanweiqiyigeyue，zuihouhuodejifenzuigaodexuanshoujikenaxiawomendezuizhongdajiang！”
“yiqianwandexianjinjiangli，yijipingweilaoshiyangmiqixiajiaxingchuanmeidujiaqianyueyirendeminge。”
“……”
洗手间。
chenshichouleliangzhangzhi，suiyicaganlelianshangdeshuizi。
mimangdeyanshenzhujianqingxileyixie。
fanfudingzhejingzizhongneizhangshuaiqiqieshuxidelianpang，tabujintanlekouqi。
“kao，xiaoshuochengbuqiwo。”
“yuanlaichumenzhendehuizhuangdayun！”
“erqiezhuangledayunyezhendehuichuanyue！”
没错，他穿越了！
chuanyuedaoleyigeheqianshijihuxiangtongdepingxingshijielanxing！
erqieyishanglaijiuchuanyuedaoleyigejiemudeluzhixianchang。
haichengweishilaigecansaixuanshouqizhongdeyige！
“wanchenggezhongtiaozhanzhiliaoshekong？”
“kao，wonengbunengtuisaia。”
chenshimanliankuse，shenziyebuzhijuedejinzhangleqilai。
meicuo，suirantachuanyuele，danshitabuguanshiqianshihaishijinshengqishidoushiyigeshekonghuanzhe。
“嗯？”
“yiqianwanxianjin，jiaxingchuanmeidujiaqianyueyiren？”
suizhenaohaizhongjiyibuduanronghe，chenshiyanqianzhijieyiliang。
qianshizuoweiyigeshehuizuidicengdeshechu，meitianguozhesandianyixiandekubishenghuonazheweibodezhinenggoumianqiangshengcundegongzi。
zheiyiqianwanxianjinduitadeyouhuobietiyouduodale！
而且。
嘉行传媒？
zheibushitajiyizhongdeneigedamimiyanglaobanqixiadegongsima？
yejiushishuotayoukenengchengweiyanglaobanqixiadeqianyueyiren？
yixiangdaoqianshiyulequanneixieyirenzhizuijinmideshenghuo，chenshiyishijianlianhuxidoujiculebushao。
“chenshi，haijinzhangni？”
zheishi，zhixingdaoyandeshengyinchuanlai。
jianchenshihuxijicuxiongtangbutingqifu，tahaiyiweiduifanghaiyinweishekongjinzhangbuyi。
bianwunaidezoushangqianpailepaichenshidejianbang，anweidao：
“meishide，biejinzhang。”
“laigenwozuo，shenhuxi……”
chenshidianlediantou，zhuangmozuoyangdezuolejicishenhuxi。
shuodao：“xiexiedaoyan，woyijinghaoduole。”
“hao。”zhixingdaoyanmanyidedianlediantou。
“zouba，gaishangtaidaoniziwojieshaole。”
“haode，xiexiedaoyan。”
chenshigenzhezhixingdaoyanchaozheyanbotingzouqu。
raneryinweishekongtaiguoyanzhong，yuekaojinwutaitadeshentibianyuebushoukongzhudejinzhangzhandouqilai。
陈实只能极力克制。
心中郁闷极了。
zheijushentiyetaishekongleba！
yaoshiyizhizheiyang，takezenmewanchengtiaozhanchengweizuihouyingjia？
jiuzaichenshizhandouzheshuangjiaotashangwutaizhiji。
yidaojixiebinglengdeshengyintuwuzaitadeerpanxiangqi。
【叮！】
【gongxisuzhuchenggongjihuobangdingshekongxitong！】ng？juranshixitong？！
chenshiyileng，suihoubianshijingxi！
yihouwoyeshiyouwaiguadenanzhujiaole！？
chenshizuanjindequantouzhibuzhudezhandou。
fangfoyingqubaifumei，zouxiangrenshengdianfengdejuqingyijingzaixiangtazhaoshou！
jidongdexin，zhandoudeshou。
chenshirenbuzhuhaoqiwendao：“xitong，jieshaoyixiaziji，niyoushenmeyong？”
【叮！】
【huisuzhu，benxitongjianghuibudingshifaburenwu，zhiyaosuzhunengquanchengzhibowanchengrenwu，biannenghuodefenghoudejiangli】
faburenwu，quanchengzhibozuowanjiunenghuodefenghoujiangli？
tingdaoxitongshuode，chenshigengjiajidongle。
zhongsuozhouzhi，xitongchupin，bishujingpin！
erqiexitongyemeiyoushuoyouzhiborenqiyaoqiu，yejiushishuozhiyaotaquanchengzhibozuowanrenwu，jiusuanlingrenguankanyenenghuodezhibojiangli。
zhiyaorenwubunan，neijiuzhijieqifeile！
xiangdaozhei，chenshizaicishitanxingdewendao：
“xitong，nibuhuikengwofabuwanchengxishuhennanderenwuba？”
【回宿主】
【benxitongzhizaiweisuzhubaojiahuhang，wanchengrenshengnixi，ziranbuhuidiaonansuzhu】
【xitongrenwuwanchengnandubugao，zhishiyoudianshekong，danshijiangliyouweifenghou】
tingwanxitongdehua，chenshibuyoudedianlediantou。
bijingxitongdemingzidoujiaoshekongxitongle，neirenwuyoudianshekongyeshinanmiande。
zhiyaobushineizhongguyichugaonandurenwu，wanchengbulejiuhuifeiyanmiedekengsuzhudexitong，tadounengjieshou。
“xitong，diyigerenwushashihoufabu？”
chenshiyijingyouxiepobujidaile。
henbudexianzaijiukaozhexitongwanchengjiejifeiyue，zouxiangrenshengdianfeng！
jiuzaichenshisixupiaofeidetongshi，xitongyefabuletadediyigerenwu。
【叮！】
【xitongrenwuyigengxin：】【dangqianzhiborenwu：tiaozhanquguajinmodao，buguanshifuzenmeguadouwentashibushimeichifan！】
陈实：“？？？”
suizhexitongbinglengdehuayinluoxia。
chenshitoushangzhijiejiushiyigedaxiedewenhao？
zheishishenmeguixitongrenwu！
zheijiushinishuodeyoudianshekong？
zheitemenashishekong，wanwanquanquanjiushiyizhenggeshesi！
erqiehaishijuzhaosideneizhong！
yixiangdaoneigechangjing，chenshifangfojiunengkandao**neiyichuyanbiaodefennu，hezijiyinweishesierzhanghongdelianpang。
erqiehaitemeshiquanchengzhibo，yaoshizhibojianmeirenkanhaihao，yourendekandehuaneikejiugenggangale！
shenzhigaobuhao，zijihenyoukenenghuibeiduifangrenweishidaoluande，zhijieganchu**dian。
“xitong，woxiwangninengjiwoyigejieshi！”kanzhezheixitongjichudechouxiangrenwu，chenshimeihaoqideshuodao。
【叮！】
【回宿主】
【benxitongquanmingwei：shejiao**zhiboxitong】
陈实：“……”
“哎，算了！”
chenshirenbuzhutanlekouqi。
帅哥心里苦啊！
不过既来之则安之！
……
舞台中央。
helingkanxiangzonggongshisanweixuanshou。
erhoutaochuleyizhangrenwuka。
xiaodao：“neijiurangwolaigongbuxuanshoumenjintianyaowanchengdeshekongtiaozhan！”
“jintiandetiaozhanrenwushi：duziyirenquxiyu**！”
cihuayichu，quanchangzhijiefeitengle！
yanglaobandengjiabinjieshijingyadejiaotoujieer，meixiangdaojiemuzuyishanglaijiuwanzheimeda。
xuanshoumenzeshigegemianmianxiangqu。
一个人去洗浴**？
neizhongdifangrenlairenwang，yulonghunza，haixuyaohemoshengde**dandudaizaixiaoheiwunei。
xiangxiangdourangtamenjuedeshekong。
gegexuanshouyizhirenweijintiandetiaozhannanduqueshihenda。
weiyouchenshi，cishimomodezuozhe，shenziweiweizhandouzuijiaoshenzhihaibuyouzizhudeqiaoleqilai。
taxiangxiao，zhendexiangxiaoa！
一个人去洗浴**？
这不太巧了吗？
xitongjichuderenwubuyeshiqu**dianguajinmodao？
suiranliangzhelveweiyouyidianxiaoqubie，danshiguajinmodaoyesuan**zhongdeyixiang。
xiangdaozhei，chenshishenzhibuyoudeyouxieyueyueyushi。
他坐不住了！
henbudexianzaijiufeibenquhuisuoxijiao**！
suizhetiaozhanrenwudexiada。
jiemuzuyetongshijishisanweixuanshoupeidaishangleyinxingshexiangtou，kaiqilegerenzhibojian。
jiezhe，suoyouxuanshoubiankaishichufalikaiyanboting，qianwangjinxingtiaozhan！
……
chuleyanbodalou，chenshisuishoushezhileyixiazhibojianbiaoti。
而后打了辆车。
十五分钟后。
chenggongdidajuliyanbodalouzuijindeyijia**dian。
【honglangmanxiyu**zhongxin】
zhaopaishangjiugehongtongtongdedazi，zongshizailieridezhaoshexiayijiushineimedeyaoyan。