第4章
turan，yourenjiangtatuixing。
“zheishiyifenguanyuniweilailingyibandediaoyan，qingrenzhentianxie，jiemuzujianggenjunintianxiedeneirong，jininanpaijintiandeyuehuiduixiang。”
zaifeijishang，meigejiabindoushoudaoleyizhangyuanwangdiaoyanbiao。
xumeierkanzhebiaoge，waiqiyibianzuijiaoliqiuxiemeideyixiao，guoran，yiqiegenshulixiangtonga。
zhiyaoshiqingdefazhantadouzhidao，tajiushizheigeshijiedeshen！
【zheigejiejiexiaodehaohana。】
【haha，ganjuekandaoleluzhishen。】
【杠铃般的笑声。】
gongzuorenyuandaduanletadeyixiang，tixingtajinkuaitianxie。
xumeierdabiyihui，heiheiheidetianshanglezijixiangfa。
zhishijiemuzuzuolemohuchuli，bingmeiyoubataxiededongxigongbuchulai。
dengsuoyoujiabinmendoutianhaozijidexiangfa，jiemuzujiangzhenglihaodedajiadexiangfa，fangdaolepingmushang，danshibingmeiyouxiejiabindemingzi，ershixieledaihaozuolebiaoge。
1haonvjiabindelixiangbanlvyaoyounanrenwei、youlimao、duishiyezhizhedenanren；
2haonvjiabindelixiangxingshiwenroutitie、youyoumogan、zhichinvxingyouzijideshiyedenanren。
3haonvjiabindelixiangxingxuyaoyouqian、shuaiqi、shengyinhaoting、youfujiqienianqing。
【1hao**jieyidingshiwomenluoluo，zheisuqiumingxianjiushizaishuoluyingdia，jiuchabamingzixiechulai。】
【2haonvjiabinhaozhengzhi，nvqiangrena。】
【haha，nibieshuo，wogen3haonvjiabinyiyang，xiaopengyoucaizuoxuanze，chengnianrenshenmedouyao。】
【youqian，erqiebixujiwohua。】
【wozenmejuede3haoqishixiangshuoheipitiyusheng，bakuaifujineizhong。】
【tazenmeganbaxinlihuajiangchulaide，wohaiyiweishiwoxiede。】
【quanshan，woyougepengyoukanlebushufu。】
daoyanyoudianyiwai，yuanbenjiaozheiweilaijiushiyinweitagenyingdideguanxi，meixiangdaozheiweishizhendeyouzongyixiaoguoa。
“yijinganpaihaolenindeyuehuiduixiang。qingninzheibianzou。”
“eiwoshuo，nimenzhenshiyidiandoubujirenxiuxia～zanzainayuehuia？”gangxiafeijijiubeianpaile，xumeierjuedeyoudianlei，manyouyoudelinzhexinglixiangwangshangwucheshangnuobu。
“火锅店。”
“buyongxiuxile，wokeyi！”xumeierxiaodemizheyanjing，genleshangqu，yuanshulidajiadiyicijianmianhaoxiangdoushizaixicanting。
buzhidaoweishahuanchenglehuoguocheng，buguozhenghao，tagengxihuanchihuoguo。
chezizhendezaiyijiahuoguochengtingxialai，xumeieryoudianpobujidai。
“youhou～danshenhuoguo？”kanzhemianqiandezhaopai，tajuedehenyiwai。
“meicuo，zheigehuoguodianzhudayigeirenshushi，jiushininyaoshigenduimianderenliaodelaijiuanxiaanniu。
ruguoduimianyetongshianxiaanniu，neimezhuozizhongjiandelianzijiuhuishengshangqu，nimenshuangfangjiuhuikandaobici。”
daoyandeyiyangyangdejieshi，zheikeshitazhaolehaojitiancaizhaodaodexinfandian，jiushiyaozheigexuetou。
xumeierbuyiweiran，“neidajiadoubushuohuama？tingshengbujiurenchulaishisheile？”
jiemuliqueshiyoujiabinshiquanwaide，kebingbuduoa。
“咱们有变声器。”
xumeieryeshimeixiangdao，yuanshulishidaizhemianjuranhouyongbianshengqi，xianzaihaome，gezhelianziyeyongbianshengqi。
“neibuhuiyingxiangchifanme？”
【haha，zheijiemeishiquxiangqinhaishichifandea，tashiyidiandoubudanxinxiangqindeshier。】
【tasihushibazheicidangchengyicijiandandeyuefan。】
【shisheibaolulechihuobenxing。】
zheishihoupingmushangxianshizhejiemuzuzuodedonghuazimu，laishuomingjiweijiabindefenzu：
1haonvjiabinbaiyanluoyu3haonanjiabinqintaopipei，2haonvjiabinaijiayu2haonanjiabinqintaoyizu，3haonvjiabinxumeierzeshigen1haonanjiabinlufengchiyizu。
suiranpingmushangdeguanzhongzhidaozheixieshuzidaibiaoderenshishei，keshijiabinmenbingbuzhidao。
guanzhongmenkandaomingdanzhijiezhamaole。
【dengdeng，womeikancuoba？xumeier？zheicijiemujingranyaoqingledaotiejie。】
【jiemuzuweishenmeyaochaiwocp，renjiabailucpshizhengzhuhaome？renjiazeoubiaozhunshuodemingmingbaibai，weishayaochaia。】
【weishaa？xu**erqiedaotiejiebushiheyaojinyiyuanlema？zenmehainengpadeqilaicanjiajiemu？erqietaneimecusudeyaoqiushuodekendingbushiwomengegea。】
【dengdeng，yaoshixumeiershi3haodehua，neime“youqian、shuaiqi、shengyinhaoting、youfujiqienianqing”，haoxiangluyingdiqueshifuhetiaojian。】
【jiemuzuyetaimeiyoudixianle，tagenyingdidounaochengneiyangle，haiqingliangrenyiqicanjiajiemu，zhenxiuluochanga。】
【nimenxiaodiansheng，woshitugouwoaikan。】
【jiushi，renjia**jiezhangdetinghaokande，jiushilaicanjiagejiemunimenhoushenme。】
danmushangjinshidajiamarendehua，kezhibojianhuhujinren。
daoyanzaiyipangmizheyanjinglehehedekanzhe，jiuzhidaoqingxumeierlaiyidinghuiyougushi。
xumeiergenzhepdjinlelecanting，zuoleyihuier，haimeidengduimianshuohua，tamangshenshouchongxiangpd。
“？”
“菜单啊。”
吃饭咋能没菜单啊。
yuanzhudiyigepipeichenggongdejiushiyingdilufengchi，tahuaiyishijiemuzuguyide。
suiranshuoyuanzhudangshixiedelixiangxingwanquanshianzhaoyingdidetezhengxiede：shuaiqiwenrou，oueryoudianxiaobadao，neishiyinweiyingdijingchangchuyanbazonga。
shigeyingdidefensidouzhidaoyingdilufengchijiushibazongdedaimingci。
buguo，shulibaiyanluoyexieleleisidelixiangxing，erpianpianshiyuanzhugenyingdifendaoleyizu。
weilebimianjiemuzugaoshi，zheicitagancuixielegezijixihuandeleixing，guanjiemuzuliyoumeiyouni！
pdzaiyipangnaotou，“nindoubuwenwengenfenpeidejiabinxiangchisha？”
“youshahaowendea，woliangbushizijichizijideme？”
pdyixiaziwuyule，shuodeyeshi，zheishidanrendexiaohuoguo。
caiheguodidoudanshang，genduimianqueshimeishaguanxi。
xumeieryoudiandengbuji，yebukancaidanle：
“zheiyangba，hongyouguodi，yangrou，tonghao，gongcai，kuanfen，naohua，xiangeshangyifen。xiaoliaoshiwozijiqudiaome？
yaoshiburangwoxiadijiwonongdianzhimajiang，duofangdianxiangcai，jiucaihuayenongdian，zuihaoshineizhongyeshengdejiucaihua。”
duimianhuranchuanlai“heng”yishenglengxiao。
lufengchiyouyizhongbeirenhushideganjue，laixiangqindoubugennanfangdagezhaohu？buwenwennanfangxiangchishenme？
“zheijiushinilaixiangqindetaidu？”gezhebianshengqiyenengtingchulaiduimianshigeneng**deren。
xumeier“puchi”yixiazixiaole。tadangrancaichulaizheishishei，yingdi！
zheiwanyihaizhendeshitingneng**de，yebuzhidaoyuanzhushizakanshangtade。
zheiyidingshijiemuzudemaonimeicuole。
shoufadesanweinanjiabinyouliangdoutingmeijinger，kanlaitazenmexieyebuhuibakeaidedidifenjitaa。
nandaotaxiedehaibugoumingxian？nianqingren！sangenanjiabinlizhiyouyigedidia！
“zadi？chinijiadamile？rangniqingkele？guandongguanxihaiguanwodiancaile？”
yingdimeixiangdaoduimiannvjiabinjingranrucibubatadanghuishi，“ni，zheishilianzongjiemu，youyigehaodetaidushiyoulimaodebiaoxian。”
“luoluoluo......”
xumeierzuilifachuhongzhudeshengyin，danshizheibunengguaita，tashixiangmahuiqude。
nicaimeilimao，nimenquanjiadoumeilimao。
keshitayoubeixitongjichengfale，yizhenzhenjutongxilai。
xinjiganmanyandaoquanshen，tagenbenshuobuchuhualai！
bushi，yibanbudoutishikoufenme？zheizenmehaigaotifaneiyitaole，tousu，tayidingyaotousu！
xumeieryahuoduzixiaohuashentidebushi。
【wakao，bushiba。xumeieryidingbuzhidaoduimianshiyingdiba？】
【gujishizhendebuzhidao，tazhiqianyizhizhuizheyingdipao，haizaicaifanglishuogenyingdihenshu。zheixiazidalianle。】
【youmeiyouyizhongkeneng，zheicaishixumeieryuanbendeyangzi？takenengzhendebuzaihuxiangqindeduixiangshishei。】
【biedoule，ta，dahuachi，shigenandejiutieshangqu。erqietazhiqianbushihaiyinweiyingdinaozishame？jiudunzaiyiyuanzaocanchemenkouchijiucaihezineigejiushita。】
【shenme？neigejiediqidenvmingxingshita？yuanbenwohaitingxihuande。wanle，wodouhuaiyitalailianzongjiushilaiguohuachiyinde。】
【haojiahuo，yingdigenxumeieryizu，neizanmenluoluogenneigeqintaoyizu，qintaoshisheia？】