“zouba，amatamendeqiyuyishiyinggaizhunbeichabuduole，ajiedequhuanqiyufule。”
“ngng，jiejiechuanshangqiyufukendinghenhaokan！”
qiyuyishishituokeyizuchuanchengleshubainiandeyishi，yidanyudaodaganhan，jiuhuijuxing。
qiyuyishigulaoyoujiandan，youtuokezudezhongrentuixuanchuyimingrongmaoshenduanjunweishangchengdefanglingshaonv，bingjitashengzhuangdaban，chuanshangqingxiuyazhideqiyufu，zhihouzhongrenjiudaizheqiyudejisiyongpincuyongzhezheiweiyushenzhinvdenggaoqiuyu。
erjinniandeqiyuyishi，yushenzhinvderenxuanjiushixilin。
laidaoqiyuyishidexianchang，aximukanzhezhuduomeiweidejipin，koushuidouyaoliuxialaile，renbuzhuyaoshenchushoushi，jiubeijiejienieleyixia。
“zheikeshixianjiyushendedongxi，niyaoshidongle，beiamazhidaojiucanle！”
“ajie，wojiuchiyidian，jiuyidian......”
“一点也不行！”
weileduanjuedididenianxiang，xilintuozhetapaodaohuanyijianqian，jiangtaanzaiyizishang，dingzhutabuyaoluanpao。
“xilin，kuaihuanshangqiyufu，qiyuyishiyaokaishile！”
“好嘞！”
naguomuqindilaideqiyufu，xilinpaodaohuanyijianshiyifuqule。
yankanmeiyourendaliziji，aximutoumozhenaguomuqindeshouji，dakaidouyin，suiyishualeshua，nazhiganghaojiushuadaolechenyudezhibojian。
kandaoneigedadadebiaoti，xiaoaximubushihendongchaojiyudanshishenmeyisi，50wanpingfanggongliyoushishenmeyisi？
danxiaohaizidesiweihenjiandan，jiranfuqindeyudannengrangxiaoyanggaoyoushuihe，neichaojiyudanjiushirangxiaoyanggaoyouhenduohenduodeshuihe。
erqiechenyucaozongzhejiqideyangzihenxuanku，xiaoaximuhenkuaijiukanrumile。
“haoa，niyoutoutouwanamadeshouji！”
zhidaobeichuanhaoqiyufudexilinqiangguoshouji，aximucaitaiqitoulai，jiezhejiukanzijijiejiekanshayanle。
qingxiuyazhideqiyufujiangmingmouhaochidejiaolianchenderenbihuayan，rouruandebuliaowanmeidigoulechuxilinenaduozideshencai，yanjingmingliangqingche，zhenggerensanfazheyizhongqingchunkerendeqixi。
“ajie，nizhen......zhenpiaoliang！”
“xiaohuatou，kuawoyebuhuibashoujihaijini！”
xilinbumandihengleyisheng，jiezhekanxiangshoujipingmu，suikoushuodao。
“niyouzaikanshenmehualihushaodedongxi？”
“ajie，zheicikebushihualihushaodedongxi，neigezhubozaizhizaochaojiyudan，henlihaide！zhiyaotachenggongle，zanmendexiaoyanggaojiubuchoushuihele！”
aximubudong，budaibiaoxilinbudong，zenmeshuotayeshimingpaidaxuedushuderen，zenmekenengkanbudongzhibojianbiaotideyisi。
chaojiyudan？50wanpingfanggongli？zheidoushishenmegui？
完全不可能好吧！
一看就是骗流量的。
“haishuobushihualihushaodedongxi？xiaopihainizhidao50wanpingfanggonglishenmegainianma？neideyoujibaigexianneimeda！”
“kenikanneigezhuboneimerenzhen，shuobudingjiujitazaochulaile！”
xilinbeiqixiaole，jiuzheaximudeerduoduitashuodao。
“zheizhongpianzizhuboyaoshinengzaochulai，nijiewomashangjiuqujiajita，haidaotiecaili！”
“zheikeshinishuode，buzhunfanhui！pianrenshixiaogou！”
yishiwushi，weilejididishangyimenke，rangtayihoubuhuiqingyishoupian，xilinbiannaizhexingzipeitakanzhibo。
tadaoyaokankanzheigepianzizhubonengzhengchushenmehuayang！
zhibojian，suizhechenyudezhuanzhu，yushenyihaoyezaimanmanchengxing。
tabuzhidaodeshi，yinweibeituiliudeyuangu，tadezhibojianguankanrenshuyijingdadaole3000zhiduo，jiashangliyedezhibojian，zonggongyouliangwanrenzaikanzheichangzhibo！
“锵！”
suizhezuihouyigebujianzuzhuangchenggong，yushenyihaozhizaochenggong！
kanzhepingmuzhongneishimigao，shensidaodandechaojiyudan，zhangqifaxianyouxiebuduijingle。
chenyugangcaideneixiezhizaoliucheng，taiguozhuanyele，jianzhibuxiangyande，jiuxiangshizhendeyiyang！
tahaodaishizhongkeyuandeboshi，zheidiandongxihaishikandechulaide！
buguo，zhibojianzhiyoutayigerenzheimexiang，qitadanmuhaizaimanmazhong。
“bucuoa，haitingxiangneimeyihuishide，nixiaoziweileliuliangyeshixiaxuebenle！”
liyeyikaishibeijudadedaodanwaiqiaohedao，suihouzixiyixiang，zheidongxitiedingshiyangzihuo。
“dannibunengkongyouwaiqiaoa，jirannixiaozishuoshichaojiyudan，neizhishaokeyifasheba！”
“duia，liyeshuodedui，niyouzhongjiubazheiwanyinongdaotianshangqu！”
“aiya，zheishenmechaojiyudanjiuyisuliaojiazi，zhubochuiniupinanbuchenghainengbazheidongxichuidaotianshangqu？”
mianduichaoxiaohezhiyi，chenyunaqiyushenyihaopeitaodeyaokongqishuodao。
“zhuweimoji，wozheijiulaiqidongyushenyihao。”
shuoba，taxianshuxileyihuiyaokongqishangdeanniu，jiezheshenxiyikouqi，zaiyaokongqishangyizhenxilihualayizhencaozuo。
jieguocaozuobantian，yushenyihaoyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。
chenyunamenle：“qiguai，mingmingshizheiyangqidongde，zenmemeifanyingni？”
tazheimeyishuo，danmuzhijiexiaozhale！
liyepaizhezhuozikuangxiao，yanleidouxiaochulaile，danmuyeshiyizhenhahahapiaoguo。
“bushi，dage，zanmaidaojunengmaiguiyidiandema？zhishaoangeyaokongqikeyifaguangdeneizhong！”
“niguanzheijiaochaojiyudan，wokanwoguonianfangdecuantianhoudoubininiubi，zhishaonengshangtian！”
“wojinishuadianliwu，xiacizanmaidianhaodekeyima？yaokongqibiemaiershoudele！”
shuozhe，haizhenyourenjichenyudashangle500kuaideliwu。
chenyumeikongdalitamen，zhaolebantiancaifaxianyuanlaishimeijiedianyuan！
“zhuwei，dianyuanyijingjieshangle，jiexialaiqingdajiaxinshangyushenyihaodeqidongchengxu！”
wangyoumenhaimeifanyingguolai，chenyuyijinganxialeyinqingyubeianniu。
几乎在瞬间。
“轰！”
judadehongmingshengxiangqi，yushenyihaodeyinqingpenshechuchiredehuoyan，shunjianjiangzhouweidekongqidianran，xingchengyidaoyaoyandeguangmang。
kanzhefeiyangdefenmo，yaoyandeguangmang，lianggezhibojianderendoushayanle，benlairenaodezhibojianbiandeyaquewusheng。
【jiancedaozhanggedezhenjingqingxu，yizhuanhuawei1diankejidian！】
【jiancedaoliyedezhenjingqingxu，yizhuanhuawei1diankejidian！】
【jiancedaoxiaoxiannvyayadezhenjingqingxu，yizhuanhuawei1diankejidian！】
【jiancedaohaohaochifandezhenjingqingxu，yizhuanhuawei1diankejidian！】
......
yiboxialai，xitongjiushoujile3000diankejidian！
liyedengdayanjing，zuibazhangdekeyisaixiayikejidan！
dinglehaoyihui，keleyishengtacaizhaohuizijideshengyin，dashenghandao。
“chouxiaozi，nidangzhibojiandeguanzhongdoushixiazima？guizhidaozheigehuoyanshibushitexiao”
tazheimeyishuo，daishanglesuoyouguanzhong，qitarenziranyefenfenfuhedao。
“kendingshitexiao！jingrannatexiaolaihunongwomen！zhenbuyaolian！”
“zheizhongyinqingruguoshizhendongxi，kendingshiguojiahangtianjucainenggaodaode，nizenmekenenggaochulai，jueduishitexiao！”
“erqie，niguanghuipenhuoyoushenmeyong，niyouzhongrangtafeiqilaia！”
zuihouyijuhuashixilinfade，suirantayebeineizhiredehuoyanhedao，danlengjingyixiang，lizhigaosutazheishitexiao！
“jiranruci，neinimenjuedeyongshenmezhengming？”
tamenzheimeshuo，chenyudaoyemeibanfa，jiangxuanzequanrangjiguanzhong。
tashouzhongdekeshizhenhuo，wusuoweiju！zhenjinbupahuolian！
liyelenghengyisheng，tapobujidairangduifangchuchourenshu，yushidashengshuodao。
“niyouzhongjiurangtafeiqilaia，wojiubuxinzheimedadedongxinihainengrangtashangtian？”
chenyutingjiantadeshengyin，kanlekanyushenyihao，youdiantouteng。
chaojiyudanxiangyaoqifei，jiudexuanzeyigemudedi，daodaneilihoutajiuhuizhakai，xingcheng50wanpingfanggonglidefugaimianji。
这可不是闹着玩的！
“能不能换一个？”
tazheiyishuo，zaiqitarenyanli，jianzhijiushixinxudebiaoxian！
“haha！xinxuleba，niyouzhongzaizhuanga！”