xuhongxidao：“woturanxiangqilaimeishile，wojiuzainizheierchile，buhuidaraoniba？”
chenjiaojiaolianmangbaishou，“kendingbuhui，xingchen，kuaiqunawankuai。”
chenxingchenkanchuzijitingshouhuanyingde，luguoxuhongximianqiandeshihouhaibuwangmaiguai，“yeyenixianzuoe，womamazuodecaibuhaochi，wozaiquchaolianggecai。”
mianshangguaidebudele，xinliquezaixiang——
这老杂种是谁啊？
怎么从来没见过？
zhenyaonazijizuodecaizhaodaixuhongxi，chenjiaojiaohaijuedetingbuhaoyiside，chenxingchenquchufangzhongxinnongcai，chenjiaojiaojiuzhunbeiguoqupeixuhongxiliaotiandafashijian。
jieguomeixiangdaoxuhongxizhijiezoudaochufangmenkou，zhanzhegenchenxingchenyouyidameiyidadeliaoleqilai。
chenxingchengengexiaosaobaoyiyang，yizhizaifasanzijidemeili。
dengcaichaohao，chifandeshihou，chenxingchenhaiyizhiyinqindebangxuhongxibodiwangxie。
tadejishuhaodaobaozha，xietuibodeyidiandoubushangrou，dijixuhongxideshihou，yikouyigeyeye，handegenbuyaoqianyiyang。
等一顿饭吃完，
xuhongxiduichenxingchendehaoganzhixianupup。
zheilaotouyijingwanquanbeixiaobaobeishoufuledou。
songzouxuhongxi，chenjiaojiaoningzhuchenxingchendeerduo，jiubatawangwulijiu。
“nigexiaozaizi，zhidaotashisheima？nijiumainong！”
chenxingchenwuzheerduoqiurao：“mami，hentengdeai，nirenxinzheimeduidainidexiaobaobeima？gangcaineigelaotouzidiweitinggaodeba？wodouneimenulidebangnitaohaotale，nihaibunengyuanliangwoma~”
“rangnigengexiaokongqueyiyang！”
huasuiranshuodehen，chenjiaojiaodaodihaishixintengerzi，yushijiufangleshou。
chenxingchenrouzheerduo：“mami，neilaotouershisheia？”
“congshengwuxueshanglaijiang，tashinideyeye。”
“？？？”
陈星辰石化了。
ganghaoqifenyehongtuodaozheierle，chenjiaojiaogancuiwendao：“baobeia，niyoumeiyouxiangguorenzuguizongdeshia？”
chenxingchen：“mami，xianzaizheimeyukuaideqifen，niquedingyaotaolunzheimehuiqidehuatima？”
chenjiaojiaodiandiantou，“fanzhengniyezheimedale，xianzaibashiqingshuokai，woxinlimianyebuzhiyuzheimetante。”
chenxingchendao：“mami，nixiangworenzuguizongma？”
chenjiaojiaoduanranfoujue：“dangranbuxiang，woyangzheimedadeerzi，sheixiangbaibaisongrenjia？”
chenxingchentanshou：“wotingmamide。”
chenjiaojiaobutaixiangxin，“zhende？nijiuyidianbukewangfuaima？”
chenxingchendao：“suanleba，nijuedeneibaolinanyoufuaizheiwanyierma？wozhiyaomamideaijiugoula~”
shuozhe，taqinqinreredebaozhuchenjiaojiaodebozi，xiangxiaogouyiyang，yongzijidenaodaibuduancengchenjiaojiao。
chenjiaojiaoreleiyingkuang，“yingyingying~zhenshiwodehaoerzi~mamameibaitengni~”
chenxingchendengdengdengpaodaowoshi，nachupingbandiannaodijichenjiaojiao，dao：“mami，wojinikangehaodongxi。”
chenjiaojiaoyouxiemimang：“shenmea？”
chenxingchendiankaigupiaoruanjian，dunshizhijianpingmushangyizhenlvyouyoudecanyang。
chenjiaojiaozixiyikan，dunshitiaoleqilai，“tianshengdegupiaozenmehuidiechengzheigeyangzi？”
jintianzaoshangdouhaihaohaode！
chenxingchenbaozheshoubei，xieedexiaodao：“nishuoni？”
chenjiaojiaojinghu，“nigande？”
chenxingchenyijianchenjiaojiaozheibiaoqing，turanyoudianernabuzhunle。
yuanbenyiwei，tajimamibaolechou，mamihuigaoxingcaidui，kexianzaizheibiaoqingzenmebutaiduijing？
chenjiaojiaobaochizheigezishihaodabantian，caiyipaichenxingchendejianbang。
“干的漂亮！”
chenxingchensongleyikouqi，“aiyamaminihuaisile，hedewodoujiaoruanle，wohaiyiweiniduizhadieyuqingweile，kanjianwogaotaxinlibugaoxingleni！”
chenjiaojiaoxinqingdahao：“fangpi，shenmeyuqingweile？peipeipei！huiqi！”