【bixia，qiunintengwo~qingdianpen~】
“fanqiekanshudeduzhe，bunengjiaojinzhubaba，dejiaobixia……daoqianbunengshuoduibuqi，yaoshuoyilaoshi，qiufangguo。shangbanleile，bunengshuowohaolei，yaoshuoyishenbanwei。xihuanchufengtoubujiaoqiangjingtou，neishixianyanbao……”
lingchenwudian，naozhongyixiang，jiangchengjiuqichuangkaishibeigeng。
beizhebeizhe，jiangchengbengkuichuizhuo。
“made，zheibangbiwangyougengzenmezheimeduo！beibuwan，genbenbeibuwana！”
chuanyuedaolanxing，jiangchengfaxianzijideshenfen，shiyiweifeizhimingshehuixuexuezhe，qianduoshishaolijiajin。
dangledabanbeizideniuma，huranyudaozheizhongtianshangdiaoxialaidexianbing，jiangchengzhidao，limianyidingjiazalegoushi！
果不其然！！
tamade，zijijingranshigeaizhenghuanzhe！haiyouyigeyuedeshouming。
马上要嘎了！
jiuzaijiangchengzhizhecangtian，shuochu“wocaonidaye”deshihou。
yigejiaozuomingwangxitongdedongxi，bangdingleta！
zhiyaobuduanhuodemingwang，jiangchengjiubuhuisi，hainengchaozhangdaiji。
dangranle，buzhishishouming，xitongshangchenglimianyingyoujinyou。
jiangchengdenaodaiduocongminga！limaxiangzhekaizhibo，tongguozhuanjiaxuezhedeshenfen，weitianxiacangshengjiedayihuo，huodeyuanyuanbuduandemingwang。
xiangxiangshimeihaode，jihuashitianyiwufengde。
wentijiuchuxianzai，tadezhibojianliyagenjiumeirenlaia！
jiangchengkanlehaojigerenqishiwanjiadezhibojian，zheicaifaxianyigekongbudeshishi！
zheixiezhubo……tamendouhuizhenghuo！haihuiwangeng！！
有的还会擦边！
zuiwuzhudeshihou，jiangchengyexiangguo，zijituihaitingxide，yaobudaigetoutao，chuangetoushiheisi，qiancayixia？
zhikexi，tagangbaheisinachulai，taozaijiaoshang，doubabajiushipoletadejiliang。
zaizhibojiandanchuxiaochuangjiyujinggao！
【zhiboneirongruguoshexiandisuseqing，huibeiwuxianqifengjinzhanghao！】
jiangchengmomodishouhuizijideheisi。
made！cayoubunengca，huoyebuhuizheng！
zhinengmeitianlingchenwudianzhongqilaibeigeng！
“touganhenzhong，touganhenzhong，yinweitashan，yinweitashan……”beilelianggexiaoshidegenghou，jiangchengzhongyuxinxinmanmandikaibole。
dakaizhibo，shezhizhibojianbiaozhu……
江城打下一行字。
zhiyaoninwen，wusuobuzhi！
gangkaibo，jiangchengyoumeiyoufensijichu，zhibojianlimianderenshaodekelian。
weilebazheibiwenzituihaishaodewangyouliuzhu，jiangchengrentongfaleyigeshizuandefudai，jinjiezhe，zijikaixiaohaodunshoufudaikaijiang。
zheiyiqiecaozuowanchengzhihou，jiangchengyaleyasangzi，kaishilezijidekaichangbai。
“geweizhibojiandexiongdimen，dajiazaoshanghao！haozhuanjiajiushiwo，wojiushi——haozhuanjia！”
“ruguonindeshenghuozhongyudaolerenhedenanti，yudaolerenhedebujie，nindoukeyilaizhaowo，yinweiwoshiwusuobuzhide——haozhuanjia！”
shuowan，jiangchengzirenweimeihuoditiaoletiaomei。
＜{=．．．．(ga~ga~ga~)
kongqizhongfangfoyouwuyafeiguo。
直播间里尴尬无声。
江城慌了！
made，zheibangwangyousangjintianliang！dunzaiwozhibojianqiangfudaijiusuanle，hairangwochangdujiaoxi！
jizhongshengzhi，jiangchenglianmangxiangzhao。
“zhongsuozhouzhi，danmufadeyueduo，zhongfudaidejilvjiuyueda！ruguonimeiyouqiangdaofudai，neimeganjinfajitiaoqiuzhu，zengjiazhanghaohuoyueduba！”
ciyanyichu，pingmushangdunshifeichujitiaodanmu。
【jiaoshou，woxihuanyigenvshen，danshiwoganjuezijizhishinvshendeyigetiangou，wogaizenmezhuinvshen？】
【jiaoshou，wojiagouhushi，tachidongxideshihou，sheikaojinyaosheizenmeban？】
【jiaoshou，woduixiangkanqilaihenyangguang，qishineixinhenyinan，wogaizenmeban？】
江城大喜。
这招真准！
guoran，wangyoumentaobuchufudaizhongjiangdeyouhuo！
jiangchengmiqiyanjing，duchudiyitiaodanmu。
“xihuannvshen，danshiganjuezijizhishinvshendeyitiaotiangou……”
dianguanghuoshizhijian，jiangchenglimajichujiejuebanfa。
“xiongdinijizhu！nibieguanshenme，nixianjizhu！”
jichujiejuebanfazhiqian，jiangchengdeganjinbeiyigeregeng。
gengreburetabuzhidao，danshitazhidao，bubeitazhibojianjiuyaoliangle。
guankanzhibodewangyoumen，beijiangchenggaodeshifenwuyu。
【haohaohao，yiduluanhuishiba？wobanidangzhuanjia，nibawodangshacha！】
【wojiushuomingpaidaxuedezhuanjiazenmelaikaizhibo，yuanlainizaizheilidengzhewo！】
【yiweinibielegedade，meixiangdaonilaletuodade！】
【rangnijiejuewenti，bushijiaoniwangengawei！】
【goule，beinvshenwannongleganqing，haiyaobeinizheigezhuanjiawannongwodeganqing！gezheiyisheng，rulvbobing！bushuole，zoule……】
jiangchengjidezhanqilaihanzhuta。
“薄冰哥！”
“别走！”
“卡其嘛！”
kanzhezhibojianderenshubingmeiyouxiajiang，haishiyuanxiandeshigeren！
jiangchengzhidao，bobinggeyuanliangleta。
jiangchengshuangshouheshi，xianchanggachangqilai。
“bobingge~tingwoshuoxiexieni，yinweiyouni，wennuanlesiji~”
薄冰哥怒发弹幕。
【buyongxie，zheishiwohuogaide！】
jiangchengyigeminganxingzhuanjia，limayishidaodagenule。
zhengsuoweitiangouyinu，xuejianwubu。
jiangchengshouqiwanxiaodebiaoqing，miqiyanjing，yansudidingzhejingtou，yongchenggongxuedashiyibanjilieangyangdeyudiaoshuodao。
“bobingge，nijizhu！tianyigeren，neijiaotiangou，tianyibaigerenzanmenjiaoshenme！neitemejiaozhanlang！”
“shinanrennijiujiwozhanqilaidanglang！biejirenguizhedanggou！”
“yihounizhiyaokandaohaokandenvshen，niyimiaozhongdoubieyouyu，shangqujiushiyidunbaotian！tiandetazengguangwaliang！tiandetawudizirong！”
“liangbianyinqizhibian，nitiandeduole，ziranjiuzhidao，naxienvshentian，naxienvshensuan，naxienvshenhaiyoudianxian！”
“daoneigeshihou，zheigenvshenbufangbian，nijiutianxiayige，xiayigebufangbian，xiaxiage！yingtianjintian！huabeidongweizhudong！nicaishiganqingzhongdeshangweizhe！”
“听懂掌声！”
jiangchengbenlai，jintiandezhibo，youshizijiyigerendedujiaoxi。
meiyouxiangdao，tahuayinluoxia，juranyoushijigeguzhangbiaoqingdedanmu。
bobinggehaijitashualeyigexiaoxinxin！
jiangchengdezuijiaobiakhainanya！
wangyoumenzhongyuzhidao，gedemeili，shibukedang！
suizhebuduanyongjinzhibojianderenshu，jiangchengdenaohaizhong，yexiangqiqingcuideshengyin。
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