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xinpinfabuhuishang，qizizhulizhanghaochaofenghezuofangmeipinwei。
我让张昊道歉。
kehuanyouzibizhengdeqizi，jingweiletadangzhonghewozhengbian，miaoyulianzhu，baibantitakaituo。
我直接提了离婚。
qizisuyuyibazhangdazaiwodelianshang，zaishoujishangfengkuangdazi，
“wopeinibaishouqijia，chikangyancai，jiuyinweiwotitashuolejijuhuanijiuyaohewolihun？nidaodiyoumeiyouliangxin！”
“dui，jiuyinweijijuhua。”
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wozhizhezhuoshangdelihunxieyishuo：“qianzi！”
suyulenghengyisheng，zhuanshenliqu。
zhijiejiwolailegelengchuli。
wodangzhutawoshidemen，suyuzhoumei：“kexiao！”
“nizhiyaoshouhaoyingyoudebenfenhewodeguiju，rizijiunengguo。”
woguzhidishuo：“qianzi，lihun，ranhoudaizhenilideneixieguijujianguiqu！”
“爷不伺候了！”
suyuyuqilveruanlexie，shangcibanduiwokaikou，“bierenxing，woyeshiyishihuduan，buxiangdajizhanghaodezixinxin。”
“nimenzuoshengyideren，yinggainengmingbaijishurencaidekegui。”
“xiangnimenzheixiexiaogongsidexiaolaoban，doukaowomenshiyanshidexinchanpinchengzheni！”
我的小公司？
womiandaiweixiao：“sudaobubizaiyi，wokeyiyuandijiesannikanbushangdexiaogongsi，zhiyaonikenqianzi！”
suyuyanfandishuo：“niwuliqunaoyeyaoyougedu，woyouhui，meikongpeinixianche！”
shuowanxianqidiyitui，shunshoubalihunxieyidiujinsuizhijili。
yagenmeikanwohouyaozhuangdaolezhuojiao，tengdeetoumaohan。
入户门突然开了。
zhanghaojurannengdakaiwojiazhiwensuo？
tashoulipengzhebeixuewaneikuanxingjiabijigaodeningmengshui，dijisuyu：“sudao，haiyousishifenzhonghuiyijiuyaokaishile。”
“xuexiaolaijiezanmendechemashangdao。”
yijingkaifengdeningmengshui，xiguandouchahaole。
suyujingranzhijiejieguolai，ziranminlekou，weixiaoshuo：“haishinitiexin，zanmenkuaizouba！”
zhanghaokanzherouzhezhuangtengleyaodewo，zuijiaoshangyang：“zhaolaobanzheishiyingchoutaiduo，shentichibuxiaolema？”
suyuyanedikanlewoyiyan：“lineihujiaomanchandesurenzuoshenme，womenzou！”
我是俗人？
suyuzichengyouzibizheng，jiaoliuzhangai。
duiwohewodejiarenpengyou，conglaidoushishuohuadaici，haowuqingshanghezhishang。
weihuneigegoupizhanghaodeshihou，mingmingyanyuqingxi，heqinghelima。
wohesuyujiehunqinianle。
那时候她还在读博。
chujiansuyu，xianghuajuanzhongzouchudegudianjiaren。
wenroudafang，qinglengjinchi。
我一见钟情。
tadedaoshizuomei，womenxijielianli。
wotiliangsuyuyouzibizheng，jiaoliuzhangai，wutiaojianjieshoutadehuaipiqi。
hunhouwodouyaoshiyingtadeyingjifanying，haidebutingdianfutaqianjiuta。
yinweibeiai，tayoushiwukong，jiwolilewushuguiju。
ruguoshitafenfuwoqumaiyinliao，buguanghuilaibeizixiguandouyaofenbiexiaodu。
haidedaojintazhuanshudebeizilicainenghe。
tayouyanzhongdebeihaiwangxiangzheng。
zongjuedeshikeyourenyaohaita，shenzhineigerenkenengshiwo。
kandaotahezhanghaoxiangchudesuiyi，wozheicaimingbai。
qinianlai，wodefuchuyiwenbuzhi。
tasuoweidebianjie，nengweizhanghaodakai。
suoweideguiju，keyiweizhanghaopoli。
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wotongyangzaisishiwufenzhonghou，youzhongyaodehuiyiyaocanjia。
gangchujiamen，hezuofangpailaidemaibahetingzaiwomianqian。
zhanghaojuzheyibazheyangsan，suyuhetabingjianzhanzaisanxia。
zhanghaodangzhuwo，lakaichemen：“shiweikexinnengyuandechema？”
sijidiantou，zhanghaozuogeqingdeshoushi：“sudaoqingshangcheba！”
suyuzuoshanghoupai，zhanghaoganjinaizhesuyuzuoxia，guanshangchemenshuo：“sijizouba，sudaobuxihuanchelitaiduoren。”
“zhaolaobanyaoshiyexiangquzhangzhangjianshi，zijijiaowangyuecheba！”
sijigangadikesouyisheng：“duibuqierwei，woshifengminglaijiezhaozongde。”
“zheiweidaoshi，gaoxiaokeyanrenyuanchuxingdecheliangshiyougaoxiaoanpai，buguiwomengongsifuze！”
“qingerweixiache，zhaozongshizhongyaorenwu，bunengdanwutabaoguideshijian。”
suyukanlekanshoubiao：“keshiwomenzhendeyaochidaole，zhaoqifeng，nizuofujiashi，yiqiquhaole！”
wolenglengdishuo：“wobuzuofujiashi！”
“sijiyaoshibufangbian，keyirangnimengongsizaipaiyiliangcheguolaijiewo，wodengzhe！”
wodanshouchadou，wusuoweidizhandaolubian。
sijichongzhesuyuhezhanghaohan：“qingnimenlianggelikexiache，buranwobaojingle！”
“zheishiwomendaizongteyianpaijiezhaozongdeche！”
suyubukenxiache，dengzhewo，bunaifandishuoleju：“niyouwanmeiwan？”
yaoshicongqian，wohuiliketuoxie。
sijibunaifandishuo：“zheiweidaoshi，ninjiushizheimeweirenshibiaode？”
“yaoshinizaibuxiache，wokeyaozhaonimenxiaolingdaogoutongle，shixianshuohaodecheliangfenpeiyuanze。”
“yigedaoshi，jingranbazuojituanlaozongdezhuanche？yebuzhaozhaojingzima？”
zhanghaozuijiaotiaoqi，mantiaosilidishuo：“tingshuoweikexinnengyuandedaizong，duanzhuangdafang，fengyunyoucun。”
“guaibudeyizaojianzhaozongyaobuhaoni，yuanlaishichuleli！”
suyuqigugudikaimenxiache，bachemenzhongzhongyishuai。
fanshoujiujilewoyibazhang：“zhaoqifeng，nirangwojuedeexin！”
“guaibudeyaohewolihunni，yuanlainijiushizheimeheweikexinnengyuanhezuode？”
zhanghaosuibianyijutiaobo，taliandiaochadoubudiaocha，zhijiejiwodinglezui。
tadanfanduiwohewodejiarenshangdianxin，zenmehuibujideweikexinnengyuandelaozongshiwojiaqinqini？
sijiyinyangguaiqidishuo：“zheiweinvshi，ninfapiqikankanduixiang，zheiche，maileniyepeibuqi！”
sijixiachedakaihouzuomen：“zhaozongqing，shizaiduibuzhu，xianzaizheizhishifenzibuyaoqilianlai，haizhenrangrendakaiyanjie。”
suyuqideliansefaqing，zhanghaohenhenchaodishangtuleyikou。
woshangchehou，sijiyijiaoyoumen，bataliangrengzailubian。
wozaiguibinxiuxishichuizhekongdiaohezhekafei，touguobolikandaosuyulazhezhanghaolangbeidigandao。
yanguoyaoqinghanzhihou，zhubanfanganpadejiedairenyuanjichugexiaolian：“sudaozenmecailai，kuaiqingquxiuxiquhebeiyinliao。”
zhanghaolenglengdirengxiayiju：“haibushineiweixiaolaobandanwushi，sudaocuoguolegaoxiaolaijiedeche，zuowangyuecheguolaide。”
“neidaomeisijihaibukenkaikongdiao！”
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zhubanfangdejiedaihuangkongbuan：“shizaishidezuileliangwei，zheiweijiushisudaoairenba？”
“womenlaozongbushipaizhuanchequjieliangweilema？”
suyuqianguozhanghaodegebo：“zheijiushiwoxianshengzhanghao，womendoushigaokeyande。”
zhubanfangdejiedaidunshiliankuale，manliandebaguahuzhiyuchu。
bumingzhenxiangdemeitikaishigegejiaodupaizhao。
zuilikuazhezhulianbihe，zheicaishiaiqinggaiyoudeyangzi。
zhanghaoquanshenxinpeihesuyuaozaoxing，suyutianmidiyiweizaizhanghaojianbangshang，paixialewushuzhang“fuqihemu”demeizhao。
suyuwanzhezhanghaodeyiyangyangpaizaiwoqianmian，yankanyaoqinghanrunei。
wozoudaochejianmenkou，gongzuorenyuanreqingyaoqing：“zhaozongqingjin！”
suyumeitouyitiao：“neichangyishibushisuoyourendouyouzigejinrude。”
“zhaoqifengzheiyangde，tajinqunengganshenme？”
zhanghaoxiangshuoxiangshengdepenggenside，ganjinjiehua：“jifupolinbaobei！”
苏雨不屑地笑了笑。
weikexinnengyuanlaozongdaijieliyizuibachoudaozhanghaolianshang。
“nizaizheiququsheini？”
zhanghaodanu：“woshixinpinyanjiuyuan，nigandawo，xinbuxinworangwomenyanjiuyuanbanilahei！”
“永不合作！”
gongzuorenyuanxiaodeyilianbuxie：“zheishiwomenweikededaizong。”
“quanchangnvxing，zhiyouzheimeyiweinvqiyejia，nizuibafangganjingdianer！”
xuexiaolingdaojianzhuang，yibazhuaizhuzhanghaoxunchi：“sheirangnidaoneichanglaide，chuqu！”
suyuxiayishihuzhuzhanghao：“wodaitalaizhangzhangjianshi！”
xiaolingdaodengleyiyansuyu：“sudao，jiriqitingzhifansheng，yanjiuzuzanshiyoulidaodai。”
suyushunjianlianbai：“yanjiuzuwofuchuleneimeduoxinxue，mashangjiuyaopingjilenizheishihourangwoxialai？”
xiaolingdaozhileyixiawo：“yanjiuzukeyanjingfeidoushiyouzhaozongzanzhude。”
“taganggangtongzhilewoxiao，tingzhijingfeizanzhu。”
“niyoubenshidaizu，neijiuzixingjiejuejingfeiwentiba！”
suyujuewangdibeibaoanzhuaichulechangdi。
manshenlangbei，zaiyekanbudaoyisixianqi。
wodengleyiyanzhanghao，gongzuorenyuanlikeguolai：“zhangxiansheng，ninbujubeicanhuizige，qinglikai！”
baoanyijingzhunbeidongshouzhuaile，zhanghaotaohaodixiaoxiao：“wozijizou，zijizoujiuhao！”
说完撒丫子就跑。
xiaolingdaohaixianggenwoshuoshenme，wobaibaishoushiyi：“xianjinxingyishi，sishiguohouzaishuo。”
huiyijieshu，wozhijieshunzouxiaoyixinmaidebaoshijiehuijia。
bugusuyuhaizuozaimenkouhongzheyanjingdeng。
wohuanlechekaizou，qinzianpairenhuansuo，dabaosuyuquanbugerenwupinfangzaimenkou。
dianhuatongzhisuyu：“nibeiwosaodichumenle，laibanidelajishouzou！”