第1章

2030nian5yue2ri,xxingqiujinrumoshizhengzhengshinian。

kaozhechaoqiangdexuexitianfu,mociwenyezaishinianzhongyouyigeshechujinhuachenglemoshizhanshen。

今日。

zuoweiduizhang,mociwendaizhediyixiaoduiqianlaijiaomieyibodadaozhongjibianyidetanglangdajun。

zaijinglizhangdasigexiaoshideduizhanhou,diyixiaoduiyiwufenzhiyiduiyuansangsheng,huanlailezuizhongdeshengli。

“gongxilaoda,chenggongzhanshatanglangjuntuanlingxiutanglangzhizhu。”

tanglangzhizhushentishangfanzheyicengguiyidehongguang,hongguangcongtanglangzhizhushenshanghuanhuanshengtengerqi,ningjuchengyikedanzhudaxiaodehongsebaoshi。

jinjiezhe,hongsebaoshiyixunleibujiyanerzhishichongxianglemociwendeshenti,yixiazizhalejinqu,zhuanshunjianjiubeixishou。

“刹——”

xishoudiaodetongshi,mociwenshouyihui,shuangshoujuranhuazuoletanglangdeliren。

daofenglveguo,mianqiansiqudetanglangzhizhushentibeizhengqizhanzuoliangduan。

taxuexidaolezheizhiguaiwudeduyoujineng——suyingren。

shentizaidubeiqianghua,zishenbianyidengjizaishangyigetaijie。

“gongxilaoda,zaicishouhuoduyoujineng。”

duiyuanmenyigegeyanshenzhongluchuxingfenchongbaidemuguang。

mianqiandezheigeren,jiushitamendeshen。

mociwenmingxianganjuedaoshentidebianhua,xiayimiao,naozhongquexiangqijixiedeshengyin,mianqianyechuxianleyixingwenzi。

【ding!jiancedaosuzhuxuexinenglichaoqiang,jihuochaoqunxuexinenglixitong,sanmiaozhonghousuijitoufangdaolanxingshijie。】

【倒计时……】

【三……】

【二……】

【一……】

【投放成功!】

……

lanxingshijie?chaoqunxuexinenglixitong?

mociwenyiweizijichuxianlehuanting,ketazhengkaishuangyan,jiukandaolebukesiyideyimu。

yuanbenhuiandemorishijiebianchengleyigedenghuotongmingdebangongshi。

zijishenshangnongzhongdexuexingweixiaoshibujian,querdaizhideshiyigudandandechaxiangwei。

tashouzhongdewuqiyebianchengleyibuzhinengshouji,zheizhongmoriqiancaiyoudedongxiniezaishouzhong,shineimedebuzhenshi。

更惊讶的还在后面。

mociwendengdashuangyankanxiangshoujiyemian。

“sannianyijiewanzhongqidaidezongyi《quannengzhixing》jijiangkaipai。”

“shibaxiannanxingmociwenzhisandangsan,gouyinyixiannvxingguohaiyu,beiguohaiyunanpengyouxiaoxiangdangchangzhuabao。”

“zhimingnanxingxiaoxiangdianyingshaqing。”

……

mociwenkanzheshoujizhongderesoubangdan,zhenjingdedengdaleyan。

congtajinrumoshishenghuoshinianyilai,yijinghenshaoyoushiqingnenggourangtazhenjingle。

全能之星?

肖向?

这些都是什么东西?

haiyouzhisandangsan?neirendemingzihaihezijiyimoyiyang?

zheitemedeshizaizuomengma?

自己真的穿越了?

mociwenganjintuichuresoujiemian,diankaishoujishangderili。

2030nian5yue2ri。

什么情况?

tadeshijiebushizai2020nianjiushijiemorilema,tazaimorizhongshengcunlezhengzhengshinian,buzhengshi2030nianma?keshizheigelanxingde2030nianhezijishengcundeneigeshijiewanquanbuyiyang。

weiyirangtasonglekouqideshi,zheilideyiqiehemoriqiandeshijieshichabuduode,suoyishiyingqilaibingbukunnan。

【ding!tongzhitongzhi,lanxingshijieyitoufangwanbi。】

bansuizhejixieshengluo,yigucitonghuranxijilemociwendedanao。

yishunjian,bushuyuzijidejiyipenyongerlai,zhizhichixulehaojifenzhong。

dengdaotengtongjieshu,mociwencaizhenzhengjieshou,zijichuanyuele。

bujinchuanyuele,haichuanyuedaolehezijitongmingtongxing,shenzhizhangxiangyimoyiyangderenshenshang。

erzheigeshijiedemociwen,kebushishenmemoshizhanshen,ershiyigeshibaxiannanyanyuan。

chudaoyinianyilai,zonggongchuyanguosangejiaose。

biequdeshisangejiaosedoushidajiangyou,zaizhengbudianshijuzhongchuxianjingtoubuchaoguoshifenzhong。

ertazhisuoyizuijinyoudianmingqi,haiyaoguigongyuxiaoxiangdenvpengyou。

yejiushiyixianyanyuanguohaiyu。

yuanzhuzaimoubujuzhongshiyanguohaiyujiazhongdeyiminghuwei,erguohaiyuzaipaixiguochengzhongkanzhongleyuanzhudezhangxiang,yushixiangyaoqianguizeta。

keshiyuanzhuyishenzhengqi,shisibucong。

guohaiyureliantieleleng**,congneiyihou,bianjihenshangleyuanzhu,xiangfangshefaxiangyaorangyuanzhubuhaoguo。

erresoushangsuoweidezhisandangsan,yezhengshiguohaiyudeyishoujiezuo。

haimeilaidejisikao,xitongtishiyinyouxiangleqilai。

【dangqianshijiejiyironghechenggong!】

【dangqianshentisuzhi:3(manfenwei10,putongrenwei3)】

【dangqianzhuanzhangjineng:wu】

【dangqianzhenaifensi:0】

【zhu:huodezhenaifenkechoujiang,meihuode10000zhenaifenkechoujiangyici,jiangpinbaohandanbuxianyuyanchangjineng、yanxijineng、wudaojineng、bianqujinengdeng。】

【qingsuzhujinkuaihuoquzhenaifen,xuexiduozhongjinengbangshenba!】

tingwantishihou,mociwenliandouheile。

我靠!

专长技能:无!!!

shentisuzhizanjiuzanqiebushuo,dage,zuoweiyigeyanyuan,nandaoyanxibushinidezhuanzhangma?

莫辞闻扶额。

任重而道远啊。

tanleyikouqi,zhinengwunaijieshouzheigeshishi。

buguanzenmeyang,yongyouxitongzheiyidian,tayijingyingledabufenrenle。

ertaxiangxin,pingjiexitong,takendingnengzaiyulequanshachuyitiaoxuelulai。

moshidoujingliguole,haiyoushenmebizheigengkepadeni?

keshixianrujindewentijiushi,zenmecainenghuodezhenaifenni?

xiangyaohuodezhenaifen,zuiqimadeyoushangdianshidejihuiba,kexijiexialaiyiduanshijian,zijidoumeiyourenhejubenhezongyi。

zhengsisuozhe,bangongshimenbeituikai,zoujinleyinanyinv。

pingjiejiyi,mociwenrenchu,nvdeshizijidejingjirenlifen,nandejiushixiaoxiang,dangqiangongsilipengdedahongren。

erzijizhisuoyizaibangongshili,yeshilifentongzhitalaide。

xiaoxiangchuanzheyijianmaodingpiyi,yikandaomociwenjiulengletayiyan。

mociwenyedaliangzhexiaoxiang。

典型的小白脸。

yimibajidedagezitizhongkanqilaizhiyouwushilaigongjin。

napachuandezaiyinglang,yejirenyizhongfengyichuijiudaodeganjue。

就这?

呵呵!

guaibudeguohaiyuhaiyaoquqianguizeyuanzhuni!

……

liangrenzoujinlaihouzuodaolemociwenduimiandeshafashang。

lifenzhijiejiangshouzhongdewenjianrengdaomociwenmianqian,yanshentaidaolenaomendingshang,zhigaoqiangdexiangshiyizhijiaoaodekongque。

“zheishizongyi《quannengzhixing》dewenjian,womengongsi,zheicizhengqudaolelianggeminge,suannizoulegoushiyun,zheicigongsizhunbeibaqizhongyigemingejini。”

mociwenkanleyiyanwenjian,zheibushigangcaizaishoujishangkandaoderesoudiyidezongyima。

zheizhongdiaoxianbingdejihuihuiluodaozijitoushang?

gangcaihaixiangzhezenmehuodezhenaifenni。

这不,机会来了!

老天佑我!

mociwenyouxiexingfen,“fangxinba,woyidingzaijiemulihaohaobiaoxian,zhengquzuodazuoqiang,chengweidingliu。”

“噗——”

对面的两人笑了。

lifenxiaodeqianyanghouhe,yongkanshenjingbingdeyanshenmieshileyiyan,“wozhiwangnichengdingliu?muzhushangshudoubizheikaopu。”

xiaoxiangzuishangguazhejifengdexiao,meishuohua。

mociwenyixiazijiufanyingguolaile。

zheizhongdarezongyi,gongsiliduoshaorenqiangzheshangdoulaibuji,zenmehuipingbaiwugurangzijizheizhongshibaxianhaiyouheiliaodeyanyuanqu?

taxinsiyidong,jiayibawanzheshouji,shijidakaileluyingongneng。

tadaoyaokankan,zheiliangrenxiangwanshenmehuayang。

“fenjie,jirannibuzhiwangwokaojiemuhong,neiweishenmerangwoquni?”

lifenzhizhulexiao,“neihaidehaohaoxiexiewomenxiaoxiang。ruobushixiaoxiangdianmingyaonipeitaqucanjia,niyiweixiangnizheizhongyaorenqimeirenqi,yaoyanjimeiyanjideren,nengqucanjia《quannengzhixing》?”

kanyangzi,gongsibaimingleshixiangrangtazheiduolvyequchentuoxiaoxiangzheiduohonghua。

bu,zaigongsikanlai,takenenglianlvyedousuanbushang,zhinengsuanpianlancaiyezi。

“zheijie《quannengzhixing》a,yuwangjiedoubuyiyang,zheiyijiejiezhidaomuqianweizhi,zhubanfangyemeiyougongburenhehebisaiyouguandexinxi,zheiyerangzheijiebisaichengweilejinjijielaihushengheqidaizuigaodeyijie,muqianyizhiyaocanjiademingxingli,henduodoushidawaner,shenzhilianyingdidouyaocanjia。”

“zheiyicizongyikendinghuichuangzaoshoushijilu,suoyi,zhiyaoninengzaizheicizongyilihaohaofuzhuxiaoxiang,bingqiezaipaisheguochengzhong,duizhisandangsanyishixiangxiaoxiangdaoqian,shihou,xiaoxiangjiuhuigongkaifawen,yuanliangnizhisandangsan,gouyintanvpengyouyishi。”

mociwensuanshitingmingbaile,zheiliangrenruyisuanpandadekezhenhao。

yilai,zijizaijiemulifuzhuxiaoxiang,shenzhishichentuoxiaoxiang,keyirangtaqudegenghaodechengji。

erlai,zijizaijiemuligongkaidaoqian,xiaoxiangfawenyuanliang,hainengweitashouhuoyibofensi,huodeyiboxintengzhi。

而自己呢?

别说真爱粉了。

kongpahuishougeyi***heifen。

gengshenzhi,zhijiebeixiaoxiangheguohaiyufensipaohong。

从此消失在娱乐圈。

“zenmeyang?mociwen,zheikeshigeqianzainanfengdejihuia,nixianghaolema?”

“xianghaole,wojujue。”

“shenme?”lifenbianlelianse,yixiazicongshafashangtiaoleqilai,shengsejulidao:“mociwen,nikexianghaole,ruguonibuanzhaogongsiyaoqiuzuo,anzhaonimuqiandefazhanqingkuang,henkuaiyulequanjiuhuimeiyounizheihaorenle。”

xiaoxiangcikeyeyouxiehuangle,“jiushi,zheimehaodejihui,bierenqiuzhewodoumeiji,nikebiejilianbuyaolian。”

给脸不要脸?

mociwenxiaole,“nimendangwoshaa?”

“……”

“kengrenyebushizheimekengdeba。zuiqingchudeyinggaishinimen,zhendeshiwozhisandangsanma?

zhendeshiwogouyinguohaiyuma?

mingmingjiushiguohaiyuxiangqianguizewo。

wobuguojujueleta,tajiumairesoulaiwumiewo,xiangyaorangwozaiyulequanhunbuxiaqu。

nimenkezhenxing,bashipenziwangwotoushangkou。

还好机会?

***才要!

zaishuole,xiaoxiang,nigujiyezhishiguohaiyuqianguizededuixiangzhiyi,sheizhidaotabeihouhaiyouduoshaogenizheiyangdexiaobailianni。”

xiaoxiangyezuobuzhule,lianheichengleguodi。

tadequeshiguohaiyuqianguizeduixiangzhiyi,tayezhidaoguohaiyuwaimianhaiyouren,keshitanengshuoshenme?guohaiyushiyixian,nengjizijiziyuan,zijizhiyaoguaiguaitinghuajiuhao。

keshizheizhonghuabeitayixiangkanbuqidemociwenshuochukou,tingqilaijiugewaicier。

“nizheishijujuelema?nizhidaojujuedehouguoma?wokeyirangnixianzailunweifensimenpaohongdeduixiang,yekeyirangnicongcixiaoshizaiyulequan。”

tingzhexiaoxiangdeweixie,mociwensonglesongjian,haiguyizhalezhayanjing。

“sheishuowojujuele?zheigezongyiwohaishiyaoqucanjiade。”

“nizaizuobairimengma?”xiaoxiangqixiaole,“buanzhaowomendeyaoqiuzuo,juranhaixiangcanjiazongyi?sheijinidelianni?”

mociwenyixiao,jiangshoujipingmufanzhuanguolaiduizheliangren,“tajiwodeliana。”

shoujipingmushangheranshizhengzailuyindehuamian。

两人顿时脸色煞白。

靠!

被录音了!

lifenlvxianfanyingguolai,likeputiaoqilai,shenshoujiuyaoqiangshouji。

mociwenyanjishoukuaijiangshouyishou——

“砰——”

lifenyixiazipulegekong,shuaidaozaichajishang。

yachihaiyaozheleshetou,liulemanzuixue。

“ninini……nijuranganluyin,mociwen,nibuxianghuolema?”

mociwenmanmanshouqishouji,jiangluyinbaocunxialai,“burandengzhenimenzhengwo?”

lifencongchajishanglangbeidepaqilai,yegubudemanzuidexianxue。

“nixinbuxingongsixianzaijiufengshani。”

mociwenziya,“xina,zenmebuxin,laifengshawoa,wodaoshixiangkankan,shinimenkuaihaishiwokuai。”

“mo、ci、wen!”xiaoxiangqideliandouzile,tafennudeyibajiuzhumociwendeyifu,yanshenehenhendedingzheta,“wojinggaoni,mashangbaluyinshanle,fouze,worangnihaokan。”

kanzhemianqiandeshouruobaizhanji,mociwenmeirenzhuxiaole。

“nitemexiaoshenmexiao。”

“wozaixiao,niyaozenmerangwohaokan,shizheiyangma?”

mociwenfanshoujiuzhuxiaoxiangdeyifu,tasuiranshentisuzhizhiyouputongren,keshixiaoxiangshizhibaizhanjia,suoyibeizheimeyiche,xiaoxiangzhijiexiangzhixiaojiyiyangbeilinqilaile。

侮辱性极强。

“ninini,nifangwoxialai,mociwen,fangwoxialai。”

kanzhexiaoxianghelifenneizhenjingdemuguang,mociwenyixiao,“fangnixialaia?hao!”

“啪——”

mociwenshenshouyishuai,zhijiejiangxiaoxiangrenglechuqu。

“啊啊啊啊……”

xiaoxiangfachujianruidejiaosheng,“wodeya……wodeya……”

jingshibeikediaoleyikeya。

“fenjiefenjiewodeya……”

lifencongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshen,chaomociwenchongguoqu,“nifenglema,ni……a……”

mociwenzhijieyigebazhangshuaiguoqu,lifenbeishanhongbanzhanglian,limazhongleqilai。

“ninini……”lifenbukezhixinjile,zheihaishineigeweiweinuonuodemociwenma?

“woshenmewo,wokebushishenmehaoren,bieyiweinishinvrenwojiubuganzouni。”

“你……”

“zenme,haixiangaizou?”

lifenwuzhelianbuganshuohuale。

zheifengzishizenmehuishi,jintianzenmexiangbianlegerenyiyang。

“fenjiefenjie,kuai,kuaidaiwoqubuya,kuaikuaikuai……”

“haohaohao。”lifengubudetengtong,ganjinfuqixiaoxiang,“womenzou。”

“dengdeng,wodeyadiaonaliqule?kuaizhaozhaowodeya。”

“haohaohao。”lifenganjinguizaidishang,mandibanzhaoneikebeikediaodeya,hejinmenshidezhigaoqiangpanruoliangren。

“zhaodaolezhaodaole,womenzou。”

mociwenkanzheliangrenlangbeideshenying,chaotamenhuilehuishou,“manzoue,womenzongyishangjian。”

lianggerenbeiyingjieshiyizhi,xiaoxiangkouchibuqingdeshuailejuhenhua,“nijiwodengzhe。”

便头也不回的跑了!

……

zhongyuhuiguipingjing,mociwenzheicaikanxiangzhuozishangdewenjian。

全能之星!

下周开拍。

zheishizijifanshendejihui,zijiyidingyaohaohaobawo,huodezhenaifen。

zaimoshizijinengpingjiezishennulichengweimorizhanshen。

zaizheigeshijie,yongyouxitongdeziji,yebijiangchengweiyulequandedianfeng。

bu,shenzhibuzhiyulequan。

quannengzhixing,dengzheba,wolaile!

yulequandedingliu,gaihuanrenle!