2030nian5yue2ri,xxingqiujinrumoshizhengzhengshinian。
kaozhechaoqiangdexuexitianfu,mociwenyezaishinianzhongyouyigeshechujinhuachenglemoshizhanshen。
今日。
zuoweiduizhang,mociwendaizhediyixiaoduiqianlaijiaomieyibodadaozhongjibianyidetanglangdajun。
zaijinglizhangdasigexiaoshideduizhanhou,diyixiaoduiyiwufenzhiyiduiyuansangsheng,huanlailezuizhongdeshengli。
“gongxilaoda,chenggongzhanshatanglangjuntuanlingxiutanglangzhizhu。”
tanglangzhizhushentishangfanzheyicengguiyidehongguang,hongguangcongtanglangzhizhushenshanghuanhuanshengtengerqi,ningjuchengyikedanzhudaxiaodehongsebaoshi。
jinjiezhe,hongsebaoshiyixunleibujiyanerzhishichongxianglemociwendeshenti,yixiazizhalejinqu,zhuanshunjianjiubeixishou。
“刹——”
xishoudiaodetongshi,mociwenshouyihui,shuangshoujuranhuazuoletanglangdeliren。
daofenglveguo,mianqiansiqudetanglangzhizhushentibeizhengqizhanzuoliangduan。
taxuexidaolezheizhiguaiwudeduyoujineng——suyingren。
shentizaidubeiqianghua,zishenbianyidengjizaishangyigetaijie。
“gongxilaoda,zaicishouhuoduyoujineng。”
duiyuanmenyigegeyanshenzhongluchuxingfenchongbaidemuguang。
mianqiandezheigeren,jiushitamendeshen。
mociwenmingxianganjuedaoshentidebianhua,xiayimiao,naozhongquexiangqijixiedeshengyin,mianqianyechuxianleyixingwenzi。
【ding!jiancedaosuzhuxuexinenglichaoqiang,jihuochaoqunxuexinenglixitong,sanmiaozhonghousuijitoufangdaolanxingshijie。】
【倒计时……】
【三……】
【二……】
【一……】
【投放成功!】
……
lanxingshijie?chaoqunxuexinenglixitong?
mociwenyiweizijichuxianlehuanting,ketazhengkaishuangyan,jiukandaolebukesiyideyimu。
yuanbenhuiandemorishijiebianchengleyigedenghuotongmingdebangongshi。
zijishenshangnongzhongdexuexingweixiaoshibujian,querdaizhideshiyigudandandechaxiangwei。
tashouzhongdewuqiyebianchengleyibuzhinengshouji,zheizhongmoriqiancaiyoudedongxiniezaishouzhong,shineimedebuzhenshi。
更惊讶的还在后面。
mociwendengdashuangyankanxiangshoujiyemian。
“sannianyijiewanzhongqidaidezongyi《quannengzhixing》jijiangkaipai。”
“shibaxiannanxingmociwenzhisandangsan,gouyinyixiannvxingguohaiyu,beiguohaiyunanpengyouxiaoxiangdangchangzhuabao。”
“zhimingnanxingxiaoxiangdianyingshaqing。”
……
mociwenkanzheshoujizhongderesoubangdan,zhenjingdedengdaleyan。
congtajinrumoshishenghuoshinianyilai,yijinghenshaoyoushiqingnenggourangtazhenjingle。
全能之星?
肖向?
这些都是什么东西?
haiyouzhisandangsan?neirendemingzihaihezijiyimoyiyang?
zheitemedeshizaizuomengma?
自己真的穿越了?
mociwenganjintuichuresoujiemian,diankaishoujishangderili。
2030nian5yue2ri。
什么情况?
tadeshijiebushizai2020nianjiushijiemorilema,tazaimorizhongshengcunlezhengzhengshinian,buzhengshi2030nianma?keshizheigelanxingde2030nianhezijishengcundeneigeshijiewanquanbuyiyang。
weiyirangtasonglekouqideshi,zheilideyiqiehemoriqiandeshijieshichabuduode,suoyishiyingqilaibingbukunnan。
【ding!tongzhitongzhi,lanxingshijieyitoufangwanbi。】
bansuizhejixieshengluo,yigucitonghuranxijilemociwendedanao。
yishunjian,bushuyuzijidejiyipenyongerlai,zhizhichixulehaojifenzhong。
dengdaotengtongjieshu,mociwencaizhenzhengjieshou,zijichuanyuele。
bujinchuanyuele,haichuanyuedaolehezijitongmingtongxing,shenzhizhangxiangyimoyiyangderenshenshang。
erzheigeshijiedemociwen,kebushishenmemoshizhanshen,ershiyigeshibaxiannanyanyuan。
chudaoyinianyilai,zonggongchuyanguosangejiaose。
biequdeshisangejiaosedoushidajiangyou,zaizhengbudianshijuzhongchuxianjingtoubuchaoguoshifenzhong。
ertazhisuoyizuijinyoudianmingqi,haiyaoguigongyuxiaoxiangdenvpengyou。
yejiushiyixianyanyuanguohaiyu。
yuanzhuzaimoubujuzhongshiyanguohaiyujiazhongdeyiminghuwei,erguohaiyuzaipaixiguochengzhongkanzhongleyuanzhudezhangxiang,yushixiangyaoqianguizeta。
keshiyuanzhuyishenzhengqi,shisibucong。
guohaiyureliantieleleng**,congneiyihou,bianjihenshangleyuanzhu,xiangfangshefaxiangyaorangyuanzhubuhaoguo。
erresoushangsuoweidezhisandangsan,yezhengshiguohaiyudeyishoujiezuo。
haimeilaidejisikao,xitongtishiyinyouxiangleqilai。
【dangqianshijiejiyironghechenggong!】
【dangqianshentisuzhi:3(manfenwei10,putongrenwei3)】
【dangqianzhuanzhangjineng:wu】
【dangqianzhenaifensi:0】
【zhu:huodezhenaifenkechoujiang,meihuode10000zhenaifenkechoujiangyici,jiangpinbaohandanbuxianyuyanchangjineng、yanxijineng、wudaojineng、bianqujinengdeng。】
【qingsuzhujinkuaihuoquzhenaifen,xuexiduozhongjinengbangshenba!】
tingwantishihou,mociwenliandouheile。
我靠!
专长技能:无!!!
shentisuzhizanjiuzanqiebushuo,dage,zuoweiyigeyanyuan,nandaoyanxibushinidezhuanzhangma?
莫辞闻扶额。
任重而道远啊。
tanleyikouqi,zhinengwunaijieshouzheigeshishi。
buguanzenmeyang,yongyouxitongzheiyidian,tayijingyingledabufenrenle。
ertaxiangxin,pingjiexitong,takendingnengzaiyulequanshachuyitiaoxuelulai。
moshidoujingliguole,haiyoushenmebizheigengkepadeni?
keshixianrujindewentijiushi,zenmecainenghuodezhenaifenni?
xiangyaohuodezhenaifen,zuiqimadeyoushangdianshidejihuiba,kexijiexialaiyiduanshijian,zijidoumeiyourenhejubenhezongyi。
zhengsisuozhe,bangongshimenbeituikai,zoujinleyinanyinv。
pingjiejiyi,mociwenrenchu,nvdeshizijidejingjirenlifen,nandejiushixiaoxiang,dangqiangongsilipengdedahongren。
erzijizhisuoyizaibangongshili,yeshilifentongzhitalaide。
xiaoxiangchuanzheyijianmaodingpiyi,yikandaomociwenjiulengletayiyan。
mociwenyedaliangzhexiaoxiang。
典型的小白脸。
yimibajidedagezitizhongkanqilaizhiyouwushilaigongjin。
napachuandezaiyinglang,yejirenyizhongfengyichuijiudaodeganjue。
就这?
呵呵!
guaibudeguohaiyuhaiyaoquqianguizeyuanzhuni!
……
liangrenzoujinlaihouzuodaolemociwenduimiandeshafashang。
lifenzhijiejiangshouzhongdewenjianrengdaomociwenmianqian,yanshentaidaolenaomendingshang,zhigaoqiangdexiangshiyizhijiaoaodekongque。
“zheishizongyi《quannengzhixing》dewenjian,womengongsi,zheicizhengqudaolelianggeminge,suannizoulegoushiyun,zheicigongsizhunbeibaqizhongyigemingejini。”
mociwenkanleyiyanwenjian,zheibushigangcaizaishoujishangkandaoderesoudiyidezongyima。
zheizhongdiaoxianbingdejihuihuiluodaozijitoushang?
gangcaihaixiangzhezenmehuodezhenaifenni。
这不,机会来了!
老天佑我!
mociwenyouxiexingfen,“fangxinba,woyidingzaijiemulihaohaobiaoxian,zhengquzuodazuoqiang,chengweidingliu。”
“噗——”
对面的两人笑了。
lifenxiaodeqianyanghouhe,yongkanshenjingbingdeyanshenmieshileyiyan,“wozhiwangnichengdingliu?muzhushangshudoubizheikaopu。”
xiaoxiangzuishangguazhejifengdexiao,meishuohua。
mociwenyixiazijiufanyingguolaile。
zheizhongdarezongyi,gongsiliduoshaorenqiangzheshangdoulaibuji,zenmehuipingbaiwugurangzijizheizhongshibaxianhaiyouheiliaodeyanyuanqu?
taxinsiyidong,jiayibawanzheshouji,shijidakaileluyingongneng。
tadaoyaokankan,zheiliangrenxiangwanshenmehuayang。
“fenjie,jirannibuzhiwangwokaojiemuhong,neiweishenmerangwoquni?”
lifenzhizhulexiao,“neihaidehaohaoxiexiewomenxiaoxiang。ruobushixiaoxiangdianmingyaonipeitaqucanjia,niyiweixiangnizheizhongyaorenqimeirenqi,yaoyanjimeiyanjideren,nengqucanjia《quannengzhixing》?”
kanyangzi,gongsibaimingleshixiangrangtazheiduolvyequchentuoxiaoxiangzheiduohonghua。
bu,zaigongsikanlai,takenenglianlvyedousuanbushang,zhinengsuanpianlancaiyezi。
“zheijie《quannengzhixing》a,yuwangjiedoubuyiyang,zheiyijiejiezhidaomuqianweizhi,zhubanfangyemeiyougongburenhehebisaiyouguandexinxi,zheiyerangzheijiebisaichengweilejinjijielaihushengheqidaizuigaodeyijie,muqianyizhiyaocanjiademingxingli,henduodoushidawaner,shenzhilianyingdidouyaocanjia。”
“zheiyicizongyikendinghuichuangzaoshoushijilu,suoyi,zhiyaoninengzaizheicizongyilihaohaofuzhuxiaoxiang,bingqiezaipaisheguochengzhong,duizhisandangsanyishixiangxiaoxiangdaoqian,shihou,xiaoxiangjiuhuigongkaifawen,yuanliangnizhisandangsan,gouyintanvpengyouyishi。”
mociwensuanshitingmingbaile,zheiliangrenruyisuanpandadekezhenhao。
yilai,zijizaijiemulifuzhuxiaoxiang,shenzhishichentuoxiaoxiang,keyirangtaqudegenghaodechengji。
erlai,zijizaijiemuligongkaidaoqian,xiaoxiangfawenyuanliang,hainengweitashouhuoyibofensi,huodeyiboxintengzhi。
而自己呢?
别说真爱粉了。
kongpahuishougeyi***heifen。
gengshenzhi,zhijiebeixiaoxiangheguohaiyufensipaohong。
从此消失在娱乐圈。
“zenmeyang?mociwen,zheikeshigeqianzainanfengdejihuia,nixianghaolema?”
“xianghaole,wojujue。”
“shenme?”lifenbianlelianse,yixiazicongshafashangtiaoleqilai,shengsejulidao:“mociwen,nikexianghaole,ruguonibuanzhaogongsiyaoqiuzuo,anzhaonimuqiandefazhanqingkuang,henkuaiyulequanjiuhuimeiyounizheihaorenle。”
xiaoxiangcikeyeyouxiehuangle,“jiushi,zheimehaodejihui,bierenqiuzhewodoumeiji,nikebiejilianbuyaolian。”
给脸不要脸?
mociwenxiaole,“nimendangwoshaa?”
“……”
“kengrenyebushizheimekengdeba。zuiqingchudeyinggaishinimen,zhendeshiwozhisandangsanma?
zhendeshiwogouyinguohaiyuma?
mingmingjiushiguohaiyuxiangqianguizewo。
wobuguojujueleta,tajiumairesoulaiwumiewo,xiangyaorangwozaiyulequanhunbuxiaqu。
nimenkezhenxing,bashipenziwangwotoushangkou。
还好机会?
***才要!
zaishuole,xiaoxiang,nigujiyezhishiguohaiyuqianguizededuixiangzhiyi,sheizhidaotabeihouhaiyouduoshaogenizheiyangdexiaobailianni。”
xiaoxiangyezuobuzhule,lianheichengleguodi。
tadequeshiguohaiyuqianguizeduixiangzhiyi,tayezhidaoguohaiyuwaimianhaiyouren,keshitanengshuoshenme?guohaiyushiyixian,nengjizijiziyuan,zijizhiyaoguaiguaitinghuajiuhao。
keshizheizhonghuabeitayixiangkanbuqidemociwenshuochukou,tingqilaijiugewaicier。
“nizheishijujuelema?nizhidaojujuedehouguoma?wokeyirangnixianzailunweifensimenpaohongdeduixiang,yekeyirangnicongcixiaoshizaiyulequan。”
tingzhexiaoxiangdeweixie,mociwensonglesongjian,haiguyizhalezhayanjing。
“sheishuowojujuele?zheigezongyiwohaishiyaoqucanjiade。”
“nizaizuobairimengma?”xiaoxiangqixiaole,“buanzhaowomendeyaoqiuzuo,juranhaixiangcanjiazongyi?sheijinidelianni?”
mociwenyixiao,jiangshoujipingmufanzhuanguolaiduizheliangren,“tajiwodeliana。”
shoujipingmushangheranshizhengzailuyindehuamian。
两人顿时脸色煞白。
靠!
被录音了!
lifenlvxianfanyingguolai,likeputiaoqilai,shenshoujiuyaoqiangshouji。
mociwenyanjishoukuaijiangshouyishou——
“砰——”
lifenyixiazipulegekong,shuaidaozaichajishang。
yachihaiyaozheleshetou,liulemanzuixue。
“ninini……nijuranganluyin,mociwen,nibuxianghuolema?”
mociwenmanmanshouqishouji,jiangluyinbaocunxialai,“burandengzhenimenzhengwo?”
lifencongchajishanglangbeidepaqilai,yegubudemanzuidexianxue。
“nixinbuxingongsixianzaijiufengshani。”
mociwenziya,“xina,zenmebuxin,laifengshawoa,wodaoshixiangkankan,shinimenkuaihaishiwokuai。”
“mo、ci、wen!”xiaoxiangqideliandouzile,tafennudeyibajiuzhumociwendeyifu,yanshenehenhendedingzheta,“wojinggaoni,mashangbaluyinshanle,fouze,worangnihaokan。”
kanzhemianqiandeshouruobaizhanji,mociwenmeirenzhuxiaole。
“nitemexiaoshenmexiao。”
“wozaixiao,niyaozenmerangwohaokan,shizheiyangma?”
mociwenfanshoujiuzhuxiaoxiangdeyifu,tasuiranshentisuzhizhiyouputongren,keshixiaoxiangshizhibaizhanjia,suoyibeizheimeyiche,xiaoxiangzhijiexiangzhixiaojiyiyangbeilinqilaile。
侮辱性极强。
“ninini,nifangwoxialai,mociwen,fangwoxialai。”
kanzhexiaoxianghelifenneizhenjingdemuguang,mociwenyixiao,“fangnixialaia?hao!”
“啪——”
mociwenshenshouyishuai,zhijiejiangxiaoxiangrenglechuqu。
“啊啊啊啊……”
xiaoxiangfachujianruidejiaosheng,“wodeya……wodeya……”
jingshibeikediaoleyikeya。
“fenjiefenjiewodeya……”
lifencongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshen,chaomociwenchongguoqu,“nifenglema,ni……a……”
mociwenzhijieyigebazhangshuaiguoqu,lifenbeishanhongbanzhanglian,limazhongleqilai。
“ninini……”lifenbukezhixinjile,zheihaishineigeweiweinuonuodemociwenma?
“woshenmewo,wokebushishenmehaoren,bieyiweinishinvrenwojiubuganzouni。”
“你……”
“zenme,haixiangaizou?”
lifenwuzhelianbuganshuohuale。
zheifengzishizenmehuishi,jintianzenmexiangbianlegerenyiyang。
“fenjiefenjie,kuai,kuaidaiwoqubuya,kuaikuaikuai……”
“haohaohao。”lifengubudetengtong,ganjinfuqixiaoxiang,“womenzou。”
“dengdeng,wodeyadiaonaliqule?kuaizhaozhaowodeya。”
“haohaohao。”lifenganjinguizaidishang,mandibanzhaoneikebeikediaodeya,hejinmenshidezhigaoqiangpanruoliangren。
“zhaodaolezhaodaole,womenzou。”
mociwenkanzheliangrenlangbeideshenying,chaotamenhuilehuishou,“manzoue,womenzongyishangjian。”
lianggerenbeiyingjieshiyizhi,xiaoxiangkouchibuqingdeshuailejuhenhua,“nijiwodengzhe。”
便头也不回的跑了!
……
zhongyuhuiguipingjing,mociwenzheicaikanxiangzhuozishangdewenjian。
全能之星!
下周开拍。
zheishizijifanshendejihui,zijiyidingyaohaohaobawo,huodezhenaifen。
zaimoshizijinengpingjiezishennulichengweimorizhanshen。
zaizheigeshijie,yongyouxitongdeziji,yebijiangchengweiyulequandedianfeng。
bu,shenzhibuzhiyulequan。
quannengzhixing,dengzheba,wolaile!
yulequandedingliu,gaihuanrenle!