第1章
bananshi，yichuyewaidekongdishang，jiangluonazheshoujizipaiganzhengzhunbeizhibo。
“xitong，nibuhuipianwoba，wokeyaokaibole。”
jiangluoduizhekongqishuoleyiju，henkuainaohailichuanlaiyishengdafu。
【dashujufenxixitongyongyouzuixianjindeanjianfenxishouduanheshujuku，shininzhuixiongdedelizhushou，pianrenshirenleidetezhang。】
“xing，neiwokaibole。”
dedaoxitongdekendinghuida,jiangluofangxialexin。
shuoqilaiyehenqihuan，taganggangbeiyigedashujufenxixitongbangdingle，zheidongxihaochengyongyouzuilihaideanjianfenxinengli，nenggoucongweimoxijiezhongfenxichuanjianyidianhaiyuananjianzhenshi。
zheigentadezhuanyewanquanduikou，zuoweiyimingkaojingshibaidexingshizhainanaihaozhe,tafeichangxihuanyugezhonganjiandajiaodao，kexijingxiaokaoshijingzhengtaidatabeishualexialai。
buguotabingmeiyoushiwang，zaidouyapingtaizhuceleyigezhubo，pingshimeishikepuyixieanjian，yushuiyouyiqichuiniupihuashenfuermosi，zhibuguoyizhimeishenmemingqi。
如今似乎不一样了。
“jintianshigexindekaishi。”
jiangluozaicizhenglileyixiayirong，ranhoudakaileshoujizhibo，henkuaitakaibodexinxibeifasonglechuqu。
“dajiahao,huanyinglaidaoxuananzhuizongzhibojian，jintianwoyaodaidajiayiqixianchangzhuichayiqixuanan，kankanwoshifounengzhaodaozheiweishijinianmeichachudexiongshou。”
zhibojianlihenkuaijinlailejigeguanzhong，doushipingshigentayiqiliaotianchuishuidelaofensi，suiranrenshao,danshiguanxibucuo。
“yueliangshangdegangzidashangzhuboyikebangbangtang。”
系统后台弹出提示。
这时粉丝发话了，
“zhubojintianzhuanxingle，pingshidoushizuozaijialichuishui，xianzaigaichengyewaitanxianle，zheishizainali，zenmeyouxieyanshu。”
“xiexiegangzideliwu，woyeshimeibanfa，xiaozhuboyizhibuwenbuhuo，changshixianchangzhiboshishi，wozheicichiziyiqianwuzhijiefeidaolebanan，dajiakandaoleba，fengjinghenhao。”
jiangluoxiaozheduizhejingtougenfensidazhaohu，haiteyibajingtouduizhezhouweidejingse，luchuyitiaoxiangjianshizilu，zhouweishizacaoshulin。
zheishibananshiwangancun，zheicianjiandeshifadi。
“wojiushuozenmezheimeshuxi，yuanlaishizaiwolaojiabanana，huashuozhubozheicixiangfenxinageanjian，banandexuananmeiyouyiwanyeyoubaqian。”
“luogebushiwokanbuqini，jiunizheituilishuipingnianyawomenzheixieyeyudedoumianqiang，haiyaoxianchangpoan，wokannizheicichangshiyouxielumangle。”
“shia，poandoubushuo，jiupanibeisharenfandingshang，daoshihouxiaozhequtaizhehuilai。”
zhibojianjigelaofenhenhuoyue，ganglaijiujilejiangluohenhenyiji。
kanzhezheixiepinglunjiangluokuxiaoyisheng，yiqianzijinianshaowuzhi，kexianzaizijishiyouxitongjiashenderen。
xiangdaozheilitaxinxinbaibei，chongzhejingtouzixindao，“shibuxiangman，wozheicidasuanzhuichadejiushibananxuananzhishou【wangancunemolurenan】。”
“shenme，wangancunemolurenan，zhubobushikaiwanxiaoba，emozuzhouzhidibushishuoshuode？”
“zheigewanxiaokaidale，bananjingfangjuquanshengzhilidoumeichachu，fuermosilailezheiliyehuibeiemoluzou。”
“yingjiangguonvwangyebugangushenyirenguowangan。”
fensipinglunyigejieyige，doushiqingyisedebuxin。
zheikeshibanancunzuidadexuanana，qianhoushizongleershiduoren，jushuoshibeiemozuzhoule，meigeyiduanshijianjiuhuichulaibangren，shizongderenjiuxiangpingkongxiaoshileyiban，bananshenghaojinquanliyemeichachujieguo。
daozhizhenggecunderendoubanzoule，shengxiadebanbuzoudedoushiyixieshizaimeibanfade。
xingzouzaihuangliangpobaidexiangcundaolushang，jiangluoneixinhenpingjing，zuoweiyimingchuanyuezhe，chuanyuedaozheigepingxingshijiemeishenmeshuode。
zhishinaihetaqianshiduianjianbuganxingqu，meishenmecankaoxing，zheigeshijiedejingjishuipingnianyaqianshi，danshizaipoanshuipingshangbugangongwei，biqianshidaotuileershinian，tajuedehaishiyoujihuide。
“zhibojianredushangsheng，xinnianzhisanbailiushidian。”
“dadaoyiqiandiankeqidongxitongshujufenxiku，duianjianjinxingjibenfenxi，dadaoyiwandiankeyiqidongyijishujukujinxingcankaobidui，dadaowushiwandiankeyiqidongerjishujuku，dadaoyibaiwandiankaiqisanjishujuku......”
tingzhexitongdetishijiangluozuijiaoyixiao，kanlaihaidejiabali，dashujufenxixitongkeyisoujiyuzhouzhonganjianshujukujinxingbiduifenxi，xunzhaoxiangsideanjian，danshixuyaoxinnianzhi，erxinnianzhilaiziyuzhibojianderenqiguanzhudu。
yueduorenguanzhuhekewangpojiezheigeanjian，neimexinnianzhiyueduo，erpojieyigeanjianshiyoujianglide，juxitongshuokeyiduihuangezhongjineng，rutineng、qiangxiejingtong、panpa、gedoudengdeng。
【jiancedaozhengzaizhuichaanjian，faburenwu，pojiebananemolurenan，jianglichujigedoujingtong，liangdianjinengdian。】
naohaizhongxitongfaburenwudeshengyinxiangqi，jiangluoneixinyizhenjidong，yishijiedezijitaipingfanle，jixuyaojinqianhenenglitishenggerenmeili，buranmeizidoujiarenle。
xiangdaozheilitaweiweixiaozheduijingtoukaishilebiaoyan，
“gewei，jingchangsharendedouzhidaosharenshiyixiangjishuhuo，wulunshizuoanshiji、beihaiduixiangxuanzehaishishitiyanmaidoushixuyaojingxinkaolvde。”
“neimejintianwomenjiulaifenxizheiqibanananjianyoushenmedudaozhichu。”
“banananjianzuikaishideshijianshi03nianliuyueershiyiri，didianwangancun，qianqianhouhougongyouershisirenxianhoushizong，shizongderendaduoshudoushinande......haishibijiaonianqingdeshaonian，wodadanfenxiyixia，zheigejiahuoduinanrenyouteshuaihao！”
jiangluohuanhuankaishihuiyizheiqianjiandeqingkuang，zuoweiyiweizishenxuanyiaihaozhetahaishiyouxieshilide。
guoran，zheiyijuhuayichukoujiurangzhibojiandepinglunquxianruzanting，erhoudanmufengkuangyongdong。
“shentemedejingchangsharendedouzhidao，zhuboyouduba。”
“teshuaihao，wokannicaishizuiteshuneiyige，xiatounan。”
“fensiyueliangshangdegangzizengsongleniyigejiazhisanshiyuandedatiechui。”
“yonghu9537zengsongzhuboyigejiazhishiyuandebianbian。”
“aqingzengsongjiniyigejiazhiwushiyuandefennuhuoqiu。”
kanzhebuduanyongdongdeliwuxinxi，jiangluokaixindexiaole，zheijifenzhongdeliwujiuxiangdangyupingshibantiandele，kanlaixuanzemeicuo。