di003zhang：zhiyuxituboshu
zheiyixiliebianhua，rangwangjiaqiyemengle。
dantadegongzuoshiyuangongkandaozhibojiandebianhua，quedoushifenfenshuqiledamuzhilai。
“jiaqijienizhenshigaozhanyuanzhua，zhibojianshiwanrencihuoyueliang，youhenzhangyiduanshijianmeidadaoleba？erqierenshuhaizaipansheng，youqishituboshujuranzhendehuijiaoa，wozhiqianyeyiweishijiadeni。”
“666，jiaqijie，wojuedewomenyaohuole，shibushigaigaosuyunyingbuneibian，touyixieguanggaochuqule，chenredatiea。”
“woganjuezheitoutuboshu，youdeboa，womenkeyiduotingliuzaizheililiangtianshijian，zuihaoxiangzheilibaohuqudeyouguanbumenshenqingyixia.......”
tamendegongzuoshixiaozudunshiyanjiuleqilai。
dangran，tamenyebudanxinshengyinhuibeitingdao，yinweiwangjiaqizanshipingbilezhubomai。
等等.......
shenmegaozhanyuanzhua，zheitoutuboshu，shizhiqianneiyitouma？
zenmeganjuebiandalehaoduo？
erqieetouneiyicuojinmao，zhiqianmeiyoudeba？
wangjiaqiyoudianbutaiqueding！！
nandaozheizhongdaxingtuboshuyouhenduozhima？
danzhibojianzheimehuo.re，wangjiaqizijiyebuzhidaoshuoshenmele，zhinengyingzhetoupizhibole。
linfanjuedeyoudianguaiyi，tayeshishunshiniuguotouwangxiangwangjiaqideweizhi，jingshenweiweiyizhen！！
擦！
直播？
有人在直播我？
youmeiyoudiandaodexinlea！
wozhishiyizhituboshua！
“budui，woruguoxiangguoshangrendeshenghuo，neijiuderongrurenqunlimian，huoxu，keyigenzheixierendahaozhaohu。”
linfanxianrulechenyinzhizhong。
“danzaicizhiqian，dejiangtuboshuzuqundeweijixianjiechucaishi，buguanzaizenmeshuo，woxianzaidoushitamendedawang！！”
linfanhaishiyoudianzerenxinde，bijinglaotuboshuwangyonglebushaozuqundeziyuangongyangziji，suiranneihuierzijihaimeichuanyue，danzijixianzaikendingdejiangtuboshuqunanzhihao。
toutaobaoli，buwairushi！
“zheilishibaohuqu，suoyitamenyinggaibuhuipawo，yixierenhaizaitoushini。”
linfanxinliyoulezhuyi，ranhouqianzhualileqilai，yonghoutuidayaodabaidechaozhewangjiaqitamenzouguoqu。
“jiaqijie，woyoudianhuanga，nimenkanneituboshudeyanshen，genrenside，youqishizheitixing，jiashangneifenglidezhuazi，youdianrangrenhaipaa。”
“sheitamejianguozheimedadetuboshua，baohuquderenyiqianmeifaxianma？taguolaigansha！！！！”
“jiaqijie，women，yaobuwanghoutuiyiduanjuli？”
“.......”
zhibojiandefensi，tingdaowangjiaqishenbianderendefanying，yechadianxiaofengle。
“nimenzheishiyaoxiaosiwoa，yizhituboshuyoushenmepade。”
“loushangshazi，shijijindetuboshumeishenmepade，danshiyizhiyibaijinzuoyou，yachijiebai，zhuazikanqilaiyehenfenglidetuboshu，haishiyeshengde，fangnimianqiannibupa？”
“yeshi，zheizhituboshuzheimekaojintamenyaozuoshenme？yaochidehaishiyaoshiwei？”
zhibojianfensiyilundeshihou，yebushaorenfenfenshuaqileliwulai。
erwangjiaqimeiyoutongyizijiduiyuandeyijian，shuodao：“nimenkantadeyanshen，tayinggaimeiyoueyide。
汪嘉琪没退。
qitajiweiduiyuanwuyule，nihainengkandongtuboshudeyanshen？
你咋不上天你？
linfanjiujiudejiaoleliangsheng，tazanshimeibanfashuorenhua。
但能听懂人话。
“你要干什么呀？”
wangjiaqinulirangzijibiaoqingheshan，wenrouyixie。
linfankanleyiyanwangjiaqi，ai，zhenshigemeinv。
haibushiwanghonglian，zheishiyizhangbianshiduhengaodelian，yejiuzijixianzaibushiren，yaoshirendehua，zijijiuyaozhuiqiuzheimeizile！！
“xitong，wogaibuhuiyibeizidoushituboshuleba？”
linfanzuolexiayihoudeshexiang，yaogentuboshuzaiyiqi，linfanxinlituranjiuyizhenexinfangun，zheikouweiyoudianzhonga。
jiusuanshineng，xianzaitadouchabuduoyibaijinle，nalinengzhaodaoheshidetuboshuxiaomeimei？
【ding，suizhesuzhudejinbuhefazhan，youhuoderenshendexiwang。】
【muqiansuzhuderoushenyichengweizhiwuren，zhengzaizhiliaozhong，qingsuzhuzaijiezaili，nulizhengdechengzhangzhi，zaorihuifurenshen。】
“sha？shenmejiaozuowoderoushenxianzaichuyuzhiwuren？.......”
林凡有点想不通。
wentishixitongbujitajieshizheigeqingkuang。
“danwoyinggaizenyanghuodechengzhangzhi？”linfanwendao。
xitong：【suzhuzhiyaozuorenheyouliyusuzhubenshendeshiqing，doukeyihuodechengzhangzhi，chengzhangzhiduoshaoshisuzhuzuoleshenmeerding。】
“我明白了！！”
linfanyijingzoudaolewangjiaqimianqian，tajiujiujiaoleliangsheng，ranhouyibazhuaxianglewangjiaqi。
gongzuoshiyuangongdoujinghuleqilai，yiweituboshuyaozuoshenmeshanghaiwangjiaqideshiqing。
danxiayike，tamenbiaoqingjiangzhule。
“zheituboshuzhishinaleyibaoshupian。”
“wohaiyiweitayaogansha！”
“puchi，zheishupian，tahuikaibaozhuangma？”
gongzuoshiyuangongdourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，manlianqingsong。
linfanpiezui，mieshidekanletamenyiyan。
愚蠢的人类啊！
benshudawangzenmekenengbuhui？
kaigeshupiandaiyoushenmenande。
linfanzhishizhuazibalaleyixia，bianqingyisikailebaozhuang，ranhouzhuaqishupianwangzuilimianfang。
tuboshusuiranzhishisushidongwu。
danlinfanpinjieyijingtishengle，xianzaikeshituboshuzhiwang！！
tayijingkeyizashile，chiroudoumeishayingxiang。
ng，zheishupianhaitingxiangde，guorana，tuboshuderizitaikule，tiantianchicaoshade，tainanle。
【ding，suzhuchileshupian，buchongleshentinengliang，chengzhangzhi+3】
林凡鼠眼一亮！
这都行！！
很好，奈斯。
linfandefanying，rangwangjiaqidourenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，duizhibojianfensishuodao：“wa，nimenyoumeiyoufaxian，kanzheituboshuchidongxi，zhenggerenxinqingdouhaoqilaile。”
zhibojianyourenhuifu：“heihei，neidazui.ba，jiashangneikanqilaimeizizidebiaoqing，youzhongzhiyulilianga，zhenggerenjiuhaoxiangmomingdeqingsongqilaile！shenzhixiangxiaochusheng。”
“shiashia，turanyoudianaileya，zheituboshu，zhubonengbunengduozuojiqizhiboa，kantadeyangziwojiujuedekaixin，dunshijuedezijijiubuyiyule。”
yichuganjingdechuzufang，lianseyouxiepibeidenianqingnvziyeliqin，tazhengzaikanwangjiaqidezhibo！
zhuozipangbian，shiyifenyiyuzhenduanzhengshu，zhongduyiyuzheng。
yeliqinyijinghenjiumeixiaole，xinlijingchangmomingqimiaodejiunanguo，haoxiangmeishenmedongxinengzhiyuziji！！
dankandaozheizhituboshuzhibozhihou，yeliqinmominggegegedexiaoleqilai。
“haokeaidetuboshua，yi，wozenmejuedehunshendouqingsongqilai，yemeiyouneizhongniantoule。”
yeliqineranle，youdianxiangbumingbaiweishenmehuizheiyang。
xianglebantianzhihou，nvziyoudiantouxu，juedebukesiyi。
“nandaoshiyinweikanletuboshudezhiboma？”
“zheituboshunandaoyoushenmeqixiaobucheng？”