夜晚。
jijingdeyouguchu，zhuzhazheyizhijundui。
shibingmenweizheranqidegouhuo，muguangtingliuzaiyidingzhangpengchu，duishiyiyanluchuaimeidexiao。
zhangbushangzhuhuoyaoye，liangdaoshenyingdisijiuchan，zaihuangyezengtianlejifenyini。
“唔……”
chiyingbeimoshengdezaorexijuan，jifuhuangruopaguosisidianliu，rangtabujinquanlequanjiaozhi，zhengkaichaohongmilideyan。
sheizhi，quecubujifangdeduishangyishuangyinsedemoutong，hedetamengdixiangyaoqishen，quebeinanrensisijinguzhu，sihaowufataolibanfen。
“别动！”
nanrendesangyindichenshaya，zhouzaomimandenongliejiuxiang，rangchiyinghuanghudeyishiyufayouli。
jingranduishenshangdenanren，chanshenglechenfuyuyilai。
zheizhongjiduxiuchideniantou，rangtanaoziyizhenwengmingqilai，lunqiquantouchaotalianshangzaqu，jieguoquebeiqingeryijudangzhu。
“滚开……”
tadesangyinsiyafaruan，madeyouqiwulide，tingzhedaoxiangshisajiao。
nanrenhanshidejunlianyizheng，kanzhetaxiandeyouxiechijing。
lilaiomegajiqiguaishun，pingshiliandashengshuohuadoubugan，zenhuizuochudarendejudongni？
tachuimousicunpiankehou，sihuyinyinxiangdaoleshenme，sangyinshaya：“omega，nongtengnileme？”
buwenhaihao，zheiyiwenchiyingzhijiezhamao：“qu**——！”
tashunjianhuashenweikuangbaozhanshi，shijingzhengtuobeizuanzhudeshou，zaicichaotadelianshanglunqu，zhikexihaishibeizhizhule。
kanzheliangcigongjichibie，chiyingdunshinaoxiuchengnu：“wangbadan！gouwanyier！nijilaozisongkai！”
nanrentingdaotaculudeyanyu，lianshangshanguoyisibuyue，danyesihaomeiyouzebeiyisi。
“wodaoshixianga，keshixianzaiwoyebanbudaole……yaoburannishishi？”
“放什么狗臭屁！”
chiyingnuchizhenanren，tuijuzhetahanshidexiongfu，jifanchangshihoudengdaleshuangyan，shengyinzhandou：
“ni、niduiwozuoleshenme？”
kanzheomegachanyibandejiemao，siyinjinghuangerzhandoubuting，chudongshenweibiaojizhedebaohuyu。
huoshiyanbennengsanfaanfuxinxisu，qingroudibaoguozhetadequanshen，yicihuanjiezhetadetongku。
“biepa，zaiguoyihuierjiuhaole……”
huoshiyanyandishanguoyisihuian，jingyouxiebenzhuodiqingpaizhebei，shiturangjinzhangderenfangsong。
忽然。
tadejingshenlibushoukongdewaixie，baolidetongkurangtamenhengyisheng，wuzhuetousisichouqi：
“omega，nijiranxingle，jiuganjinjiwojingshenshudao。”
“omega……？shudao……？”
chenjinzaianfuxinxisuzhongdechiying，zhijuedehunshenqingpiaopiaode，yixiangjingmingdenaozibiandemihu，muguangdaizhidikanzhenanren。
“你不会？”
huoshiyanmianlubuyue，lvlexiahanshideheiseduanfa，eshangtiaotiaobaoqideqingjin，douzaishuomingtadenaixinyigaoqing。
他仔细想想也是啊。
zheigezaihuangyeliulangdeomega，gujimeitiandoushibuguofu，zenmekenengyouxuexidejihuini？
huoshiyanlianshangshanguowunai，yaobushijintiantu**kuang，youshitatiqianjinruyiganqi，tayebuhuisuiyijiangjiuzheigeomega。
zaizheiweixiandehuangyezhizhong，bujinyaoyuyishouzhandou，haiyaotifangjididerenlei，tazheizhongqingkuangshibunengzaituole。
“nijiranbuhui，neijiushifangxinxisu，tingcongwodezhidaozuo。”
“xinxisu……？”chiyinghaizaifanmengzhiji，zhenggerenbeijieshideshuangbeibaoqi，mianduimianzuozainanrendeshenshang。
pumianerlaidezhuorehuxi，huihanjiandexiongxingqixi，qiangshiqinzhanzhetadeganguan……
kanzhejinzaizhichidenanren，momingdexiuchiganyourubanghe，shunjianrangchiyingqingxingleguolai，zhijuedenaoziyizhenwengming！
操！
zheiwangbadan，haixiangxingxiong！
chiyingtaishoushanquyibazhang，cuixiangdeshengyinzaizhangneixiangqi，dadechenyudenanrenpianguotou，suizhisiyidedongzuoyizhi。
yebuzhiguoleduojiu，tacaifanyingbeishanbazhangdeshishi，yingjundemianpangdunshiyinchen：“nizhaosi！”
shenweihuoshijuntuandeshaoshuai，zixiaojiushitianzhijiaozideta，haicongweiyourenganzheimeduita，zheigeliumindeomegajianzhifanletian！
huoshiyanyuexiangyueqi，jifankezhidouyabuxiahuoqi，mengdizuanzhutadeshouyining。
zhiting“kada”yishengguangguanjiecuixiang，chiyingdeshouwanmengdituojiu，chuanlaidetengtongrangtayanjiaobenglei。
“biantai，laozishaleni！！”
chiyingtaiqilingwaiyizhishoudaqu，zhishizaoyiyoulefangbeidenanren，zenmehuirangmeikaierduni？
下一秒。
他还是被制住了。
“王八蛋！”
chiyingshiyouqiyouteng，queyenatawukenaihe，zhinenghenhendidengzheta。
huoshiyanyinmoutouzhehanmang，buxiediqingxiaoyisheng：
“gangcaibushinizijianzhenxi，shuoyaoweiwozuojingshenshudao，qiuwodainihuijididema？xianzaizhuangshenmezhenjielieo！”
什么基地？
什么烈O？！
这什么跟什么啊！！
他怎么都听不懂？！
chiyingzhijidezaisusheshuijue，houlaiyizhentianyaodidong，haoxiangshifashengledizhen……
kanzheshenchuzaizhangpengnei，xianrantashibeirenjiule，kequebeizheinanrenjichenxuerru。
想到此处。
chiyingjiuganjuenubukee，tidengzheshuangtuixiangyaolikai，nudao：
“nizheitiao**degonggou！nijiwokanqingchudian，laozishinanren！！”
huoshiyankanzheomega，manshixianqichaoxiaodao：
“guoranshigedijiandeliumin，zhiyaoshenweiomega，shinanshinvbingmeiyouchabie，nilianzheigedoubuzhidao？”
suoyizheigecunluo，jiujingshiyouduoluohoua。
‘omega’zheigeciyuzaicichuxian，rangchiyingdenaozhongshanguodianguang，yigubushuyutadejiyi，qiangxingjirunaohaizhong——
原来他穿书了！
juranchuanjindizhenqian，tatucaodeyibendanmeixiaoshuo《abofeituxxoo，xingfumeimanhe》。
kanzhemingzijiuhenbuzhengjing，jutade**shiyoushuo，shizaishenmehuashitaodaodewen。
meizhangchulejiangjiangniangniang，jiumeiyigezhengjingdejuqing，90%deneirongdoushimasaike。
kejishiruci，taneisaoduantuideshiyou，haishitiantiankanyeyekan，guangshikanhaibugou，haixiazaibofangqilaiting！
还是放外响的那种！
tatangtangyigedazhinan，meitiandouyaoshoudaozheizhongduhai，shizairenwukerenjiutucaojiju，jieguoxiayimiaojiudizhenshiquleyishi……
suoyi，tajiuzheiyangchuanshule，haichengleneigeshenmeomega？！
这也太扯了吧？！
kanzheyanqiandeomegazaizoushen，huoshiyanzhongxinjiangtayazaichuangshang，yibajuezhutadexiabalengdao：
“发什么呆？”
tingdaonanrendehua，chiyingzheicaihuiguoshenlai，daliangzheyanqiandezheigenanren。
tashencaigaodazhuangshuo，kuaileidejiroubengjinyouliliang，zheizhongrenyinggaijiushialphaleba？
suirantameikanguoquanshu，danyouyubeipotingshudeyuangu，duoshaoduirenwuhaishiyoudianlejiede。
piejiantajinshidexiongjishang，neiweiwudelangtouwenshen，zaijiashangtadutedeyinsetongkong……
rangtashunjianlianxiangdaoshuzhongdeyigeren，huoshicaituandeweiyijichengren，yeshihuoshijuntuandeshaoshuai——
霍时晏。
zheigerenjiqikongbu，chushiyinhendula，sharengenshajiside，haishanyucaokongrenxin，naishiyidaixiaoxiong。
“唔啊～”
huoshiyanbumandifushen，maitouzaitadejingwochu，xiuzhelingtajingshenzhenjingdexinxisu。
梅花香。
zheiweidao，tahaisuanmanyi。
“biemoceng，jiwozuojingshenshudao！”
chiyingcishiyukuwulei，tazhendehenxiangmanianga。
keduishangnanrenbinglengdeyanmou，qiushengdeyuwangrangtafugeruan：“wo、wobuhui……nifangwozouba！”
zhiqian，jiudangbeigouyaole，xianzaibaomingyaojin！
kandaoshenxiajueqiangdexiaomao，shouqileciyayulizhua，zheifuguaishundeyangzidaoyetingzhaoren。
huoshiyanyexiaojianlexienuyi，muzhimosuozheguangjiedexiaba，zuijiaogouqiyimohudu：
“buhuikeyixue，nijiranshenmedoubuhui，neijiuheshenglikeyiqishangleba。”
“？？？！！”
“我亲自教你。”
“……”
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❤：feituabobeijing，duocp,zhongqunxiang，qunchuan，yinjiejibupingdeng，qianqihuiyouguannianbuhe，qingdusuannveqiangzhiqingjie，qizhongyousisheqingkuang，jingbuqikaojiu。
youfubi，bushishengjiliu，renwushibuwanmeiderenshe。