第1章 婚礼变葬礼

tangzhaozhaozuomengyemeixiangdao,taqidailewuniandehunli,bianchengleyichangkepadezangli。

tadelaogongzhaiwenshuchuanzheheisedesangfu,baozheyigenianqingnvrendeheibaizhao,zhanzaitajingxiuzhuangshidehunlidating,manlianyinhendedingzheta。

chuanzhehunshayilianqidaituimenjinlaidetangzhaozhao,dunshilunweilezhenggemingchengdexiaobing。

“tangzhaozhaobushimingchengdiyimingyuanma?wanzhongzhumudehunlizenmebianzanglile?”

“zhaiershaohunqianbushibatadangbaobeichongma?yijiehunjiubianle?”

“taikexiaole,mingyuanbianqifu!mingchengzuidadexiaohua!”

tingzhexianchangcierdexiaoshenghechaofengsheng,tangzhaozhaowuleihongding,manlianbukezhixindekanxiangzhaiwenshu。

dancengjingneigewenwenerya,fengdupianpiandenanren,cikequelengxiaozhechongshangqian,yibajiuzhutadetoufa,jiangtaanzaishoulideheibaizhaoshang,lengxiaodao:“tangzhaozhao,nihaijidesuyilanma?jintianshitadejiri!”

tingdaosuyilandemingzi,tangzhaozhaohunshenfadou,manlianjingkongdeyaotou。

bu,tazenmehuirenshisuyilan?

neigeririyeyezaitademenglizhemotadenvhai!

“wunianle,tangzhaozhao,wozhongyujiyilanbaochoule!”zhaiwenshuyinhenyixiao,dalidejiangtayazaihuntaishang,naqixiangbin,henhenchaozhetadetoudingjiaolexiaqu,“nibushixiangjiajiwo,xiangdangzhenzhengdezhaitaitaima?zenmeyang?haixihuanwosongjinidehunlima?”

bingliangdexiangbinqiangdetalenghanzhimao,tajianjiaochusheng,pinjinquanlidefankangzhe!

“zhaiwenshu,nifangkaiwo!nizheigehundan,nishikaozhewobadefuchicaizuoshangjintiandeweizhi,wobashenzhibadabangetangshijituandoujiaojileni,nizenmenengzheiyangduiwo?zheiyangduitangjia!”

“tangzhaozhao,wozaitangjiadanglewuniandegou,renshoulenizhengzhengwunian,jiushiweilejintian!woyaorangzhenggemingchengderendouzhidao,gaogaozaishangdetangxiaojieyouduojian,youduoexin!”

贱?恶心?

tangzhaozhaodaxiaochusheng,tayiweiaitarugudezhangfu,juranhuiyongzheimeedudeziyanlaixingrongta?

taqiangrenzheyanlei,xinzangquehenhenchoutengqilai。

zhaiwenshujiuxiangfengleban,jiangtahenhenshuaizaizhuozishang,jianyingdezhuojiaokedetatouyunmuxuan,taqishenxiangfankang,tabianyixiabiyixiahendewangtashenshangti,jianjiandexiegentipotadenaomen,xuexingweimimankailai。

“tangzhaozhao,nibushiganjuebudaotengtongma?wodaoshixiangkankan,nidegutouyouduojian!”

tayouxiantianxingtengtongqueshizheng,jishipikairouzhan,manshenxianxue,tayeganjuebudaosihaotengtong,kecike,tadexinzang,quexiangsiliebantengdelihai。

zheijiushihetaxiangyixiangweilewunian,shuohuishouhutayibeizidenanren?hehe,tingchaofengde。

tawuzhuqianchuangbaikongdexinzang,zhongyutilibuzhi,xianggouyiyangguidaozaidishang,biqingyanzhong,hunshendouzaifadou。

zhaiwenshuquecoudaotaerbian,yongzuiwenroudeyuqi,shuochulezuihendehua,“tangzhaozhao,jianchizhua,wohaijinizhunbeilexinhunliwuni。nidefuqintangjianan,yinshexiandaguimodecaiwujiufen,beizhuajinjianyule,haiyounidemuqinbaipinghui,taduzilidehaizi,haoxiangyebaobuzhule……”

“a!”kuaiyaozhixidetangzhaozhaozhongyuzaitingdaofumudexiaoxishidahouchusheng,xiesidilidepuxianglezhaiwenshu,“zhaiwenshu,nizheigehundan!wobamaduinizheimehao,nizenmenengduitamenxiashou?tamenyaoshiyoushenmesanzhangliangduan,woraobuleni!”

zhaiwenshuhenhenjiangtangzhaozhaotuidaozaidishang,daxiaodao:“tangzhaozhao,zheidoushinizizhaode!yilansideneimecan,woyaozhenggetangjiajitapeizang!”