第6章 闹剧

shenyanjunturanqishen,yunnazheicaizhidaoyanzouyijingjieshu,tabenxiangtiqianhuiqu,shenyanjunquexiankaikourangtagenshangta。

buganweibei,yunnacangbaizhelianrentonggenzaitashenhoujinlehoutai。

yikandaoyunna,yunshuangjiugenshoudaojinghedexiaobaituyiyang,duodaoshenyanjunshenhou,lazhetadeshouxiaoshengwen,“shengege,tazenmehuilaia?”

“yunna?”yishengdapoganga。

yuanlaishishenyanshen,yunnayizhizhidaoshenyanshenxihuangangqin,tazaijiadeshihououeryehuidanyihuier。

shenyanshenmuguangluozaiyunshuangheshenyanjunjiaowodeshoushang,tazhoulezhoumeiwen,“yanjun,zheiwei?”

yunshuangzheicaidadafangfangzouchulai,chaoshenyanshenshenchushou,“ninjiushishengegedegegeba,wojiaoyunshuang。”

“e,xinjindegangqinyanzoujia。”shenyanshenyouhaodiheyunshuangwolegeshou,zanshangdishuo,“dandehenbucuo。”

yunshuanggangtianxiaozheyaozhixie,jiutingtajiezheshuo,“buguo《shaonvdeqidao》wojidehaishiyunnadandezuishenrurenxinle......”

“goule!”shenyanjundaduan,lidoumeiliyunna,zhijieqianzhuyunshuang,“zou,quchiwancan”

jiuxiangyichangnaoju,yunnazhishidandandedengjieshu,taxiang,yunshuanghuilaile,zhishaoshenyanjunjiumeizheimeduojinglilaiweixietale。

falengjian,shouwanbeirenzhuazhu。

“yunna,niheyanjunyeshijiajiehunduibudui?”

budengtahuida,shenyanshenjiujinjinbaozhuta,jidongdishuo,“yunna,nizoulehouzhenggefangzidoukongle,woyuanlaiyijingbuzhibujuexihuanshangnile,nibuzaidezheijitianwohaoxiangni。”

yunnabenjiudaochuteng,beitagudejingengshibushufu,tayibianzhengzhayibianshuo,“neiwanwojiandaonihelianggenvrenzaiyiqile,nifangkaiwo......”

shenyanshenshentiyijiang,talianmangbianjie,“bushizheiyangde,yinweiniyizhiduiwohenpingdan,neitianwoduohelejikoujiu......”

beitayaolaiyaoqu,yunnayijingtingbuqingtashuoshenme,yanqianyihei,zaitahuailiyunleguoqu。

zaicixinglaishi,takandaoshenyanshenzaichuangbiantieqingzhelian,yifushenshoudajidemoyang。

“yunna,yishengshuonihuaiyunle。”

huaiyun?tazenmehuihuaiyun?

haiweicongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai,jianbangjiubeishenyanshenyonglizhuazhu,“jintianbabaderenjinijiancha,nibuhaishichuma?zenmekenengyijinghuaiyunsanzhou?”

完了...

shenyanshenzhidaotaheshenyanjunzaipiantahebabale。

“nishibushihaizaiwomendehunneijiuheshenyanjunguihunle?”

yunnaxinlidoushishuobuchukoudexiuchi,tadizhetou,zhandouzheshuangchunhetadaoqian,“yanshen,duibuqi。”

意思,不言而喻。

shenyanshenyinyidikanzheta,tabudongmingmingshiqiyuehunyin,taweishenmehuizaihetalihunhoucaifajuexihuanta,youzaigangfaxianxihuanta,jiudezhitahunnei*tadedidi,haihuaishangletadezhizi!

真是莫大的讽刺!

shenyanshenjiedaodianhuacongcongliqu,bingfanglijiushengxiayunnayiren,baihuahuadeqiangbirangtaxinqingyayi,tajideyishengmingmingshuoguoyitadetizhizainanshouyun,tazenmejiuyouhaizileni?

shoujituranxiangqiguimidedianhua,putiangaididezhiwenchuanlai,“yunna,nixiangsilema?weishenmebujixuquyiyuanzuozhiliao,nidedeshiaizhengbushiganmao!”

“duibuqi,wojintianyoushi。”

guimishuodedui,tadedeshiaizhengbushiganmao,ruguohaizishengxialaibujiankangzenmeban?ruguohaizishengxialaitasilezenmeban?taliangueryuandehaizimendoubaohubulegenghekuangshiyigecuiruodexiaoshengming?

yunnaguadiaodianhua,anxiahujiaoling,henkuaibianyouhushijinlai。

tazhuazhuhushideshou,jiaojidishuo,“woxiangzuorenliu。”

shenyanjunchuxianzhemotayilai,buguanduotongduonanshou,jishiyaopozuichuntadourenzheburangyanleiliuxialai。

dan,shoushushimenguanshangdeneiyike,yunnakule。