第4章 墨少感觉很丢脸

taguaiqiaodeyangzirangtaxinshenglianxi,tashuizailetadeshenbian。

yanxiaonuoganjuedaoyourenkaoguolai,tazhengkaileyanjing,kandaoleyishuangxiazhangdeshensuiheimou,talengleliangmiao。

“henwanle,shuiba。”yanxiaonuolianmangshuodao,tabuxiangzaiheta……

tadejiemaorutongxiaoshanziyiyangshanashan,shizudekeai,moxijuezhijuedexinliyouxieyang,talaletaguolai,dishengshuodao:“haibuwan。”

yanxiaonuozhijuedehunshenfatang,tajiongpojile,zhitingdaotazaitaerbiandiyu:“buxiangtengdehuajiuguaiguaide。”

zhidaotajieshu,tacaijuedezijiquanshendeliqibeichoukong,chenchendishuileguoqu,moxijuekanzheta,yanmouzhongshanguoyisiyiyangdewenhe。

diertianqingchen,yanxiaonuoshibeinvyongjihanxingde。

“yanxiaojie,nikuaiqilai,shaoyehanniquni。”nvyongmanliandejiaoji。

yanxiaonuojuedeqiguai,zhouzhemei,“fashengleshenmeshiqing?”

nvyongjijidishuodao:“ninkuaiqukankanba,shaoyeyaofapiqile。”shuowan,tajiucongcongdilikaile。

yanxiaonuoxinlichenleyixia,moxijuebuhuishifaxianshenmeleba?yixiangdaozheixie,tajiuzaiyemeiyouleshuiyi,lianmangchuanhaoleyifuxialou。

zhijianmoxijuezaifanzhuopangbianfazhehuo:“yaozheiqunchushiganshenme?liangejiaozidouzuobuhao!”

jiaozi?moxijueyidazaofashenmefeng。

yanxiaonuokandaoguanjiaweidedimeishunyandizhanzaiyipang,weidekandaotaxialai,ruyudasheyiban,lianmangshuodao:“shaoye,yanxiaojielaile。”

moxijuepieletayiyan,zuizhongdehuajiaranerzhi,yanxiaonuogengjiabumingsuoyile。

“yanxiaojie,qingninzaizuoyifenjitangshuijiao,shaoyedengzhechi。”weidezoudaoyanxiaonuodemianqian,bigongbijingdishuodao。

yanxiaonuozhizheziji,xianranbunengxiangxin,“wolaizuo?”zheilizheimeduodedingjichushi,rangtalaizuo?

“haibukuaiqu!”mourendeshengyinhenleng,danshibiaoqingmingxiandebuzizai。

yanxiaonuodezuijiaochoulechou,zhenshibiantai,dazaoshangde,rangtajitazhujiaozichi。

pianpianzuotiandejiaozipidouyongwanle,tapielepiezui,zhihaonachumianfenlairoumian。

nvyongkanzhetamangliudeyangzi,xinliyouxieburen,shangqiandishengwendao:“yanxiaojie,yaobangmangma?”

yanxiaonuozhengxiangdaying,moxijuequechuxianzaichufangmenkou,liansebuhaokan,“rangtazuo,sheidoubuxubangmang!”

nvyonglianmangying“shi”,ranhoutaopaochulechufang。

真是神经病!

yanxiaonuoxinlihenhendifufeizhemoxijue,shoushangbuzijuedijiakuailedongzuo:“wohenkuaijiuzuohao,nizaidengdeng。”

moxijuechenzhelianmeishuohua,kanzhetashuliandedongzuo,zhijuedezijizhenshihaodiulian,juranxihuanshangtazuodejiaozideweidao,xinliyuefadebuzizai。hengleyisheng,zhuanshenzoukai。

buyihuier,jiaozijiuzhuhaole,manmandeyidapanbeiyanxiaonuoduanleshanglai。

moxijuenaqikuaizi,kandaoyanxiaonuozhanzaineili,shuodao:“nizuoxiapeiwoyiqichi。”

yanxiaonuozhengedeqianxiongtiehoubei,tingdaotazheiyiju,lianmangzuolexialai,naqikuaizijiuchi。

dangyanxiaonuojuedezijichibaoledeshihou,moxijueyijingbajiaoziyisaoerkong,tazhenjingdechadiannabuzhukuaizi。

taxialezhengzhengsandapandejiaozi,benlaihaixiangjiwaipoliuyidiande,sheizhidaomoxijuejuranquanbuchiguang,yigebuliu,zheigenanrendewei,shiwudidongma?

weideyeshaleyan,“shaoye,ningaiqugongsile。”talianmangtixing,burantajiashaoyegaichengsile。

“nizaizuoyifen。”moxijuemeidaliweide,zhifenfuyanxiaonuo。

yanxiaonuozhengdaleyanjing,tahaiyaochi?

“hao,keshiwoyoujianshixianggennishuo。”yanxiaonuokanzhetaxinqinghaihao,lianmangshuodao,“woxiangjintianquyiyuankan……kannainai。”yanwanquyinggaihanzijiwaipojiaonainai。

“下完饺子再去。”

yanxiaonuoluchulekaixindexiaorong:“wozheijiuqu!”zaodiannonghao,keyizaodianqukanwaipo,shunbianbawaipodeneiyifenjibushang。

moxijuekanzhetahuanhuqueyuedebeiying,lenghengyisheng,chulemen。

yanxiaonuozuoleyidaguodeshuijiao,jizijiwaipodaileyifen,tabashengxiadefangzailebingxiangli。

qudaoyiyuankanlewaipohou,zoudaodiantikoudeshihouquekandaoleyanwanqu,tabozishangdeshanghenhaizai,xianranshilaiyiyuanzhishangde。

yanxiaonuokandaotajiujuedeexin,batoupianleguoqu,tagenbenbuxiangdalita。

“jiejie?”yanwanquyekandaoleyanxiaonuo,xiaozhezoudaotadeshenpang,dishengshuodao,“niyoulaikantaa?”

yanxiaonuozoudaodiantipanganledianti,lenglengdishuodao:“guannishenmeshi?”

yanwanqujixuxiaozheshuo:“jiejie,gaosuniyigehaoxiaoxi,wojiuyaoquguizuxueyuanshangxuele,shuoqilai,zheihaishijiejiebangwodemang,babadeneipihuoruqisongdao,zhuanlebushaodeqian,wocaiyoujihuiquguizuxueyuan,jiejienitiwogaoxingme?”

yanxiaonuojinjindizuanzhezijidequantou,xinlidefennujianjiandikaishiranshao,shengyinlengli,“yanwanqu,nizheiyanghaiwo,nijiuyidiandoubujuedexiuchima?”

yanwanquxianshiyileng,jierxiaoleqilai,taxiaodelisuodangran:“haini?wodehaojiejie,shinishuodenishenmedoudayingde。”

“keshinimeiyougaosuwozhenzhengdeqingkuang!”yanxiaonuonuhou,yanmouzhongdehuoyanhenbudelikebayanwanqufenweihuijin。

yanwanquzheicaihuangrandawudi“e”leyisheng,ranhouwusuoweidixiaole:“wojiushibuxianggaosuni,niyounengzenmeyanga?”

yanxiaonuodengdaleyanjing,qideshuobuchuhualai。

yanwanqukandaotaqijideyangzi,xinlijideyiyoutongkuai,xiaodetianmeikeren:“tingshuoguizuxueyuandexuesheng,doushineixiezhenzhengdehaomen,wosuibiantiaoyige,zheibeizidoushiguoshaonainaideshenghuole。”

yanxiaonuolenglengdikanzheyanwanqudeyiyangyangdeyangzi,“kongpameiyounagenanshenghuixihuannizheimeedudenvhaizi。”

yanwanqukanzhezijijingzhiyoupiaoliangdemeijia,shengyinzhongchongmanleedudefengci,“neiyebinizheigepolanhuoqiang。”

yanxiaonuosisidiyaozhulezuichun,henbudeyibazhangshanguoqu,keshitazuizhongmeiyou,yinweizheilibuyuanjiushiwaipodebingfang,taheyanwanqunaoqilaikendinghuijingdongwaipo。

yanwanqujiushichizhunletazheiyidian,caigengjiasiwujidandixuanyao,“duile,jiejie,wotingshuoguizuxueyuandoushineixiehaomenzanzhude,sheshidoushiyiliudeshehua。nisuirankeyidingzhewodemingzijinsda,keshiniyemeiyouqianqujiaoxuefei,shibushia?”

yanxiaonuomeiyoushuohua,zhijuedehenbeiai,shi,haitadeyanwanqukeyiqushanggenghaodexuexiao,erta,lianxuexiaodemendoumobudaozaina,gengbietizijideneixiemengxiang,zaojiubeicankudexianshihaobuliuqingdijichenglefenmo。

“buru,jiejie,nizaiqiuwoyici,meizhunwohuibawodelinghuaqianjiejini。”yanwanqucoujinletashuodao,shengyinjiansuankebo,“e,wojixingzhencha,niyijingbuganjingle,buguanbanisongjishei,renjiadouxiannizang。”

shuowan,yanwanquguyicongyanxiaonuodejiaobeishangcaileguoqu,xunsudijinledianti。

tadegaogenxiedeyoujianyouxidegenzixiangshizhuiziyiyang,yanxiaonuoxuebaidejiaobeishangmianqinchulexuezhuzi,tongdetazhizhoumei。

yanxiaonuofuzheqiang,taitoukanjianleyanwanquneichangkuaidexiaorong,taxinliyizhentong,weishenmeyanwanquhuibianchenglezheigeyangzi,haiqitalaihaobushouruan,erqiehailizhiqizhuang。

tazhihaoyiqueyiguaidiquzhaoyishengbaozhashangkou,yishengganggangjitahuanshangshabu,shoujixiangleqilai。