第1章 想当我妈咪,门都没有!

“wobujia,yaojiayeyinggaishisujiyuejia!fanzhengtahaizidoushengguole!jingyanfengfu!heneilaonanrenshijuepei!”

“沫沫!”

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“是啊。”

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“zaishuo,womenyangleyuerershisannianle,tayegaihuibaowomenle。”

sujiyueniezheshuibeidezhijieweiweifanbai。

她明白了。

tamenxiangheqinjialianyin,youbuxiangxishengsumo,suoyixiangxishengdiaota。

tashenxilekouqi,xialou,chaozhelouxiasanrenzouqu:“haole,nimenyebieyanle。rangwodaijiayekeyi,danwoyouyigetiaojian!”

sujinchenglengleyixia,shenhoudesumohechenfangyelengzhule。

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shiqingshunlidaonanyizhixin。

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“pa——!”diyisheng,bieshulishunjianheilexialai,tingdianle。

sujiyuedeshenzibennengdizhandouleqilai。

她怕黑!

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huoxu,douchengbushangshiren……

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“啊——!”

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苏霁月快要疯了!

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“hahahahahaha——”

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