第一章 你不合格啊

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“zenmenengzheiyangneiyang……wa~haoshenqia!”

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“大功告成。”

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erhouyoumoyouyangdexueqileshipin。quanranmeiyouzhuyidaoyijingzhengtuokaishengzidenanren,shenshouzhuazhutadegebo。

两个小时后。

“tengsile,buhege!”

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“zenmekeneng!yaozongneierfenming……”

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xiangdaozheili,taxunsutiaoshangyiliangchuzuche,“mafan,qujichang。”

……

六年后。

呯!

啪!

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“dajiejie——”turan,cheshanggunxialaiyigexiaoxueqiu,jixiazibaozhunvrendecutui,tianninidijiaoleqilai。xiaoxueqiuzhabazhabazhekeaidedayan,roudududelianshangquanshifenfendexiao,“ninzhenmeiyo,biwomamidouhaokanni。”

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“dajiejiekebukeyixingxinghao,buyaozhuijiuwomamidezerenle,womamihaokeliande,yigerendaizhehaizihaiyaomeitianxinkudigongzuo,zuotianlaobanrangmamijiaban,shuobuzuohaogongzuojiukaichuta。mamijiabandaoxianzai,yanjingdouzhengbukaile,caihuizhuangdaodajiejiedeche。dajiejiezheimemei,xindiyoushanliang,kendingbuhuizhuijiuwomende,duibudui?”

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“这位大婶。”

xiaojiaqiaoli,youzouchuyiweixiaozhengtai。tadeliantongyangfenbaifenbai,danyibenzhengjing,banzhangdefafuzainaoji,yanjingheibaifenming,touzhewujinderuizhi。