第一章一胎三宝
jianxikanzhehunmibuxingdenanren，yunzangzhewuxianchirudeyanleihuachuleyankuang。
zheishitadexinhunlaogongliboting，yinianqianfashengchehuotabianchenglezhiwuren。
weilemamashiwankuaideyiyaofei，tadayingfuqindaititongfuyimudemeimeijiajileta，lijiarenweixieqiangpotayaozheiyangweixieta，ruguojinwanhuaibushangtadehaizi，tabuzhidaohaiyaojingliduoshaocizheiyangdexiuru......
“痛——”
juliedegongsuohuanxinglehunjuezhongdejianxi。
shijigexiaoshidechantongzhemodetajingpilijin，jingranzaihunmideshihoumengdaoletagenlibotingdongfanghuazhudeneiyiwan。
“yongli，haizidetoumashangjiuchulaile！”
erbianzhaqizhuchanshidehanjiaosheng，jianxipinmingdeyaotou，leishuiruquanbanbengchuleyankuang。
libotingyijingxingle，tijiadeshiqingbuzuoshule，tademeimeiguangmingzhengdadezhujinlelijia，tahehaiziduineigenanrenlaishuogenbenbufucunzai，tabuxiangbatamenshengxialai，keshitazuobudao。
wubianwujidetengtongchaixiezhetashentilidemeiyikuaigutou，tachuyubennengdizhuazhuchanchuangdeweilan，yongjinlezuihouyisideliqi。
xinshengerdetikushengxiangqi，yidaonvshengcongmenkouchuchuanleguolai：“zhensangqi，zenmebusidaotaduzili！”
gaotingzhejiayundudejianshanshanqishixiongxiongdichongdongchanchuangbian，yibazhangshuaishanglejianxidelianjia。
padiyishengzhongxiang，jianxidedanaowengwengzuoxiang。
jianshanshanjiuqitadeyilingpaoxiao：“nige**，woshirangnitijiabushirangnishuita！nijiushigexiangxiadecunguniyoushenmezigeshengtadehaizi！”
“啪——”
zhentiandongdiyierguangzaicishuaishangjianxidelianjia，jianshanshanfafengsidesihou：“nige**，wojintianjiusongniqujiannima，rangnimenmunvqudifutuanju！”
“我妈怎么了？”
libotingxinglaiyihou，jianshanshansongyonglijiarenjiangtaguanleqilai，tagenmuqinchediduanlelianxi，wanquanbuzhidaobingzhongdemuqinshishenmezhuangkuang，jianxizhandoudeshuangshouzhuazhulejianshanshandeshouwan。
jianshanshanyibachekaita，yaoyaqiechidilinqiletadeshangbanshen：“womaneimexiwangnimasi，tazenmekenengyunxubabazhifu**yiyaofei，nimabannianqianjiuguoshile，guhuidoubeiwomadaozaixiashuigoule，chunhuo！”
shuozhehua，tajiuzhujianxitoudingdexiufa，ehenhendizaxialetadenaodai。
zhuchanshijidedahan：“haolehaolenixiaoxiaoqi，taduzilihaiyoulianggeni。”
“sheixihanbangtayanghaizi，zheiyigewodoubudasuanrangtahuozhangleni。”
jianshanshanmeiyoutingshou，jiuzhejianxidetoufahaizaibuduanwangchuangshangza。
ruobushilijiarenzuixianfaxianjianxihuaiyun，yidingyaoliuxiahaizi，tagenbenbuxuyaoyanzheichangxijilibotingkan。
tayehuishenghaizi，tapingshenmejijianxiyanghaizi，tazhenshihensitale。
gangchanxiahaizidejianxihaowufankangnengli，hounaoyizhibuduanzaoyuzhuangji，tazaiciyunjueleguoqu。
jianshanshanehenhendituikaita：“haibugankuaibatanongzou，tatangzaizheiwotangnali？wojinggaonimen，woyaorangtayishisanming，nimenyaoshiganshuashouduanwojiuranglijiarennongsinimen！”
yiwuziyihurenyuanhedesesefadou，zhihaobahunmizhongdejianxitaishangyidongbingchuang......
“轰——”
yiyuanwaimenleishengzhentiandongdi，tuizhejianxizhunbeisongqutingshijiandeliangmingxiaohushihedefadou。
“zanmengandekeshishangtianhailideshiqing，nipabupabaoying？”
“pa，yaoburanzanmenbatadiudaoyiyuanhoutoudexiaoshulinba，taruohuozhesuantamingda，taruosileyebushiwomenhaide。”
“好！”
liangmingxiaohushiyishangliang，congcongdituizhejianxilikaile......
jianxizaicixinglaideshihou，juliedegongsuosiyaozhalietadeshenti。
piaopodayuzaoyijiangtalintou，tapaozaiyipianshiwaniningdecaocongzhong。
tabennengdizhuazhushenpangdezhangcaoyingzhebaoyuyicicidiyongli，zuizhongduzichanxialeyinanyinv。