第2章 尴尬的接机

呃——

kongqituranjiandetingzhi,suoyourendoumeixiangdao,linlingdaobushijiezhangfadameinvde。ershimeinvhoumian,yigeputongdebunengzaiputongdenanren。

zheixiachiguaqunzhonggengjiadebudandingle。

yanjingnanyouyicituiletuiyanjing,“aiyawoqu,zhenshixiangdaolekaitou,caibudaojieweia!yuanlaizheiweidalingdao,bushilaijiedameinvde。buhaoyisi,shiwocuoguaileta。”

pangdamachaotahenhenyidengyan,“niya,biebameigenanrenxiangdegenniyiyang。genghekuanghaishiwomendeyibashou,renjianengzuochuneizhongchugedeshi?”

dabeitoulaobanyiweishenzhangdeshuodao,“wodaoshiqingyuantabaodeshidameinv,erbushiyigexiaobailian。nimenkan,lianggedananrenbaozaiyiqi,zheiduoganga!”

zhongrenhongdeyishengxiaoleqilai。

linchenheyefandangranbugangale,sirenduilipachulaidezhanyou,yongbaoyixiabuyaotaizhengchang。

yaoshuogangade,jiushineiweizhangfadameinvle。

cishidedameinv,henbudeyougedifengrangzijizuanjinqu。

taxiangzhangkaihongchunnumajiju,keshiyixiangdaoduifangdeshenfen,zhidewunaideyiduojiao,tuozhebeitarengdaoyibiandexinglixiang,chaozheyefanhenhendedengleyiyan,fennudehanxiuerqu。

“yege,laozhanyou,wodedaenren,zhenmeixiangdaonihuishiwomenjiangyanshideren,taigaoxingle!”baozheyefandelinchen,jijingengyandeshuodao。

yefanhelinchensuirantongshiweilongzudezhanyou,buguolinchenshixianjinweilongzude。yefanjinlaihou,zhigentagongtongzhandouguoyici。

neiyiciyinweiwofangqingbaodeshiwu,weilongzudesangezhanyou,beidirensanwanjingyingjibaoweisishazhe。

difangbenyiweizheicikendingnengying,neizhiyingshibeiyefanlailegefanjiesha。budanbadifangsanwanjingyingquanbuzaishaganjing,haibaliangweizhanyoucongsirenduilijijiulehuilai。

neiyizhan,yefanyefuleshang。

buguolinchenhelingwaiyigezhanyouqingchudehen,yefanyaobushiweilejiutaliang,shigenbenbuhuishoushangde。

huiguohou,linchenhelingwaiyigezhanyouyanghaoshang,jiudoutuileyi,jinledifangshanggongzuo。eryefanzejixuliuzaileweilongzu。

youyuzuzhidebaomixing,dajiadoubuzhidaoduifangdelaojiazhuzhi,suoyizheimeduonianlai,linchenbingbuzhidaoyefandezhangrenjia,jiuzaitadeguanxiafanweinei。

cishimianduishengsizhanyou,mianduijiumingenren,mianduiquanshijiehehewenmingdezhanshen,linchenruhebujidong!

tashijidongle,yefanquelengdanlexialai。

yefangentayibaoguohou,jiuyibatuikaileta,weiweideyizhoumei。

“linchen,ninandaomeijiedaojingangfachudezhiling?rangnimendifangbuyaozhangyang,buyaolaijieji,nizahaijiwozhengchuzheiyitao?”

kandaoyefanfahuole,linchenlaolianyihong,xianggezuocuolezuoyedexiaoxuesheng。

dizhetou,hongzhelianxiaoshengshuodao,“yege,wozheibushitaijidongle,taixiangjiandaonileme!”

“ge,wocuole。qingnishangcheba,yaofayaoda,yedenghuiquhouzaishuoa!”

kandaotazheigeyangzi,yefanwunaideyaoleyaotou,bijingtaxianzaishiyibashoule,zijizongguiyaozairenqianjitadianmianzide。

“haobahaoba,suanwopaleni!danshibierangnidebing、dianpowodeshenfen!”

jiandaoyefantongyile,linchenkaixindexianggededaolaoshikuajiangdexiaoxuesheng,jiuchagaoxingdebengleqilai。

yibajiangyefandefanbubaobaotizaileshouli,jidongdeyishenshou,“haodehaode,mingbaimingbai。haha,wojiuzhidaogenishebudefawode,qingqing!”

kandaotangtangjiangyanshideyibashou,jingranduiyigeputongdebunengzaiputongdenanzi,rucidegongwei,suoyoudechiguaqunzhong,youyicijidongdeyilunleqilai。

“laotian,nimenyousheizhidaozheigexiaobailiandaodishishenmeshenfenya,kanwomendedalingdaobudanbangtatibao,haijiaotageni。”

“keshiruguowoyanjingmeixiadehua,zanmendalingdaodenianling,mingmingbizheixiaobailianyaodachulexuduodea!”

dabeitouheiheiyixiao,“zheihaiyongshuo,zheiweixiaobailiankendingshijingdoulaide,bushidajiazudegongzigecaiguai!”

suoyourenyitingzheihua,doushizhidiantou,yifuyuanlairucideyangzi。

zaizhongrendeyilunshengzhong,yiduiduitieqihuzhehongqijiaoche,fengchidianchedehuxiaoerqu。

cheduixialegaosuhou,yefanjiuranglinchenbaneijiushijiuliangtieqichedui,quanbuchezou。

dangchezixingshidaoyigelukouchu,jiuzaiyefangangyaoranglinchenbatafangxialaishi,turanjianlinchendeshoujixiangleqilai。

tajietinghounglejisheng,guadiaohou,duizheyefanjidongdeshuodao,“yege,jiedaobaogao,zheisannianlai,xiaxuesaozidegongsijubuweijian,doukuaiyaopochanle。”

“cishisaozizhengzaigenyigefuxingzhang,zaijiudianlitandaikuandeshiyi。duile,zheigefuxingzhangzuofengyizhibuhao,erqiezheicitashibizhesaozi、qujiudiantanyewude。”

yefanyitingzheihua,junlianyichen,“songwoqujiudian!kuai!”