第1章 一顿操作猛如虎(2118字)

“buyao……fangkaiwo!fangkaiwo!”

kongqichenmenerzhanchou,suluoluopinmingdetuijuzheshenshangdenanren,duifangqueruyizuodashanyiyangyazheta,siyiliaobo。

suluoluodesangzidoujiaoyale,keshiduifangyiranjinglichongpei!

xiangyizhiyeshoubansichezhetademeiyicunpirou。

suluoluomanlianleishui,tabeirenqiangle!

jintianshitadedinghunyan,kezhidaolaidaoxianchang,tacaizhidaonvzhujiaobushita,ershitatongfuyimudemeimei。tadehaomeimeibujinxiaozhangdexuanyaoleyifan,hairangrenbaodaletayidun!

tajinghuangditaodaodinglou,jiubeishenshangdezheigenanrenchedaolefangjian,taxiangshifengleyiyang,hunshenzhireguntang,rangtagenbenwufafankang。

“嗯……”

suizheyishenglveweidiyademenhengsheng,pazaisuluoluoshenshangdenanrenzhongyutinglexialai,yishenhanjinjindefuzailetajingce。

suluoluodelianbeidadebiqinglianzhong,tafeilidituikaishenshangdenanren,neijieshidejirourangtaxiangqilenanrengangcaideshengmeng,xinliyipianjingju。

zhishicaicongnanrenshenxiapachulai,neizhizhirededazhang,zaicizhuaizhuletadejiaohuai!

“不要——”

suluoluomengrancongemengzhongjingxing,jingzhidexiaolianshangyipiancanbai,etoushangjinmanlelenghan,tadakoudehuxizhe,xiangbinsidebingrenzaijiquzuihoudekongqi。

pangbiandexiaoshudun“cheng”deyixiazhanleqilai,baozheshuiping,zhengzheshuiwangwangdedayanjingcoudaosuluoluomianqian。

“mami,nizenmele,shibushiyouzuoemengle?”

wenyan,daizaisuluoluolingyibiandeyigexiaoshudunyemaizhexiaoduantuinuoleguolai,zhouzhexiaomeitoudanyoudekanzheta,“mami,nimeishiba?”

“……womeishi。”suluoluoguolejimiaozhong,caihuanhuantuchuleyikouqi。

yijingguoqule,suluoluo,buyaopa。

zaisuluoluodemianqian,neilianggexiaoshudunshitoushangdaizheliushuzhihuahuandeliangzhixiaomengbao,nanzihebeizi。

sansuizuoyou,chuanzhetongkuanbeidaiku,huahuanxiadaizhexiaoxiaodeyufumao,maoyanxialiangtuonenbaideyingerfeiliandanguchulai,mengdebudele。

cishi,yidaliangxiaoyiqiduozaiguanmucongli,jiaoxiaduizhedabaoxiaobaodexingli,pangbianshiyidongdabieshu,zenmekanzenmeguisui。

“mami,yihouwomenjiuzhuzaizheililema?”

nanziyadishengyin,yangzhexiaonaodai,luchuyizhangmengshuaimengshuaideliandan,jilingdedayanjinghushanshandekanzheshenbiandenvren。

wenyan,suluoluowaitouchaopangbianhaohuadeoupaidabieshukanleyiyan。

“meicuo,yihouzanmenjiuzanshizhuzaizheilile,hendaduibudui?buguozanshibunengrangguzhufaxiane,yihoudengzanmentiaojianhaole,yidingyaojidebaoendezhidaoma?”

shuozheliangzhishoujiubazheshuye,jinzhangdebutingzhangwangwaimiandedaolu,yifuzuozeideyangzi。

怎么还不回来?

taxinyingpindaolezheijiadebaomu,guzhushigejidutiaotijiepidedanshennanren,neishuanghanbingbandemouzishengrenwujin,bukenengrangtadaizhehaizigongzuo。

ketashizaimeiyoubanfale,suoyidasuan……bahaizitouzangjinqu!

danshitahaibuzhidaomima,zhinengduozhedengguzhuhuilai,xiangzhezhaojihuibahaizimenanzhongluxudaijinqu。

jieguozuowanzaijiubajiabantaiwanle,tajingranzhijieshuileguoqu……

“zhidaolemami!”liangzhixiaomengbaoguaiqiaodediantou。

“keshimami,womenyijingzaizheilidenglehaojiule,zenmehaibujinqu,nishibushibuzhidaomima?”

jilingguinanziyiyuzhongde!

suluoluomianshangdunshiyizhenganga。

tacaigangnadaozheifengongzuo,haimeizhengshikaigong,ziranbuzhidaomima。

nanzijianzhuangheiliuliudeyanjingyizhuan,dongchayiqie,“beizi。”

huayingangluo,jiukandaobeizijingzhizoudaolebieshudamenqiandemimasuoqian。

“滴滴滴滴滴——”

beizidianzhejiaojian,minzhexiaozuiba,xiaoshouduizhedamendemimaanjianjiushiyizhenpapapaluanan!

erbian“dididi”deshengyinbujianduandexianggebuting,suluoluoyizhenxinjingroutiao!

“beizi,bieluanan,yaoshijingbaoxianglejiuzaole!”

suluoluohedelimapaochulai,yaobabeizilaohuihuaili,ranerquebeinanzilazhule。

“mami,nibiedaoluan,beizishizaijiemimani。”nanzishuozhezhilezhimimasuoshangdedongxi。

suluoluoyikan,caifaxianshangmiankazheyigexiaobujian,shibeizijingchangnazaishoushangdaogudeyiwanyier。

tazhidaozijiahaizicongming,beizigengshixihuanzuanyangezhonggaokejichanpin,danshijingranhuipomimasuo?!

太离谱了吧!

yankanshijimiaoguoqule,beizihaizaipapapaluanan。

mimasuodemimayibanshibaweishu,xiaojiahuozheipapapaandedouchaoguo28weishule!

suluoluoyibianhuangluandewanghoukan,yibianhedeshengyindoudazhanle,“ting,beizi,bieluananle,zanmenzaidengdeng……”

“dingdong,yanzhengchenggong!”

suizhejixiedenvshengxiangqi,suluoluomengle,zuibazhangchengle0xing。

开……开了?

beizipaipaixiaoshou,congmimasuoshangnahuizijidexiaodiannao,daizaishoushang,yangzhexiaonaodaiyifubuguorucidemoyang,“jiuzhei?youzhi。”

苏洛洛:“……”

yiduncaozuomengruhu,jianzhibuyaotailihai!

kanlaihaishizijipingriliduibaobeimenshuyuguanchale。

suluoluolimabaozhebeizihenhenqinleyikou,“baobei,nitaibangle!”

suluoluoxinyouyuji,laibujixinshanghaohuabieshu,yijitaneigeyibaiduopingdaiduweidefangjian,ganjindaizhelianggehaizijinmen,zaizaiwaimiandaijimiao,tajuedezijidouyaofanxinzangbingle。

gangjinmen,turanyizhenjicudejingbaoshengxiangqilai。

糟了!快走。

suluoluozhuanshenzhengyaodailianggebaobeilikai,quejianliangxiaozhiyigedunzheyigezhanzhe,dandingdeshensefanrangtazheigemamilianshaodehuang。

beizimalidizhaixiashoubiao,fanmianzaifanmian,jiuchengleyigexiaopingmudiannao!youcongpangbianchouchuleyigenxiaotianxian,xiaoshoupapapajiukaishicaozuoqilaile。

“guzhudaodaxiaoqumenkou。”

“kuai!beizi。damenshangfang,loudaokou,dongnanjiao……”

10秒后——

“搞定!”

jingbaojiechu,nanzihuizhexiaoshou,“yihouguzhushushubuzaideshihou,womenyekeyisuibianchulaiwanle。”

suluoluodunshifengzhonglingluanle,zheimeduanduandeyihuihuishijian,xiaojiahuomenchenggongjiechujingbaohaiganraolejiankong!

真是……好样的!

ciketadexinfangfoguoshancheyiban,yizhiyuzhijieloudiaolegangcaibeizishuoguzhudaoxiaoquledexinxi,manxinxiangzhebunengdaihuaixiaohai。

“baobei,womenyaojidebunengnonghuaibieshulidedongxie,neishibierende,yebunengshangerlou。zanmentoutouzhubierendefangziyijinghenbuhaoyisile……”

zhengshuozhe,damenwaichuanlaiyizhenqichedeyinqingsheng,suluoluoxiayishishentouyiqiao,jiukandaolemianshineitianjianguodeheisebinli。

雇主回来了!