“linzigui，wojinggaoni，biejiwozhengnineisiyang！niyaoshibuzhibonidengzhefayuanchuanpiaoba！yigeguoleqidewanghongzhuaishenmezhuai，nixianzaizhibojiuersanshigerenkanni，santianbuzhibonihaixiangganshenme！”
linziguijiangshoujijuyuanlexie，wunaidetanlekouqi，pieleyiyanbeizhushangdemingzi，caizhuangzuoweiqudehuihua，“tangjie，wozhidaoniyebuhaozuo，danshi......”
linziguiyanleyankoushui，“feideyaowoniudadingdetiaowuma？”
“nihaixiangganshenme？nibushikaocabianzhibohuodema？xianzaiguoqileshinixiangzuoshenmejiuzuoshenmedema！”duifangdeyuqiyeruanlexialai，“zigui，xianzaibubidangshile，zicongnizhibomaijiahuohouzheirenqishiyitianburuyitian，xiangchizheiwanfanhaishibalaobenxingjianqiba。”
linziguizhuanlezhuanzijishoushangdejiezhi，zhijuedezijimashangchoudekuaifeishengshangxian。
tashisantianqianyijuexinglai，faxianshijiedoubianlede。
linziguibenshenjinnian23sui，congxiaofumushuangwang，congjishiqijiuzhuzaichengshidexiaojiaoluogenzhezijiashifuxuexiruhehurensuanming。
shifushigehaoshifu，zheixieniantayequeshixuedaogeqiqibaba，shifuyecongxiaojiugaosuta，tashishensuanchuanrendediyibailingbadai。
zheixiehuatabenlaimeifangzaixinshang，zhidangshilaorenjiadeqinghuai，zhidaoshifusashourenhuanzhihoujiaojitayimeijiezhi，daishangneiyikelinziguijiujuedezijiwule，haimeichumenshizhanquanjiao，jiujuedezijihunhunchenchen，yinggaishizishenmingshutairuokangbuzhuzheitianjidejiachi，zhijiejiujiyuanjile。
yanjingyibiyizhang，linziguijiuconglaopoxiaodaofenhongpaopaowu，congsuyidazuodaoshenvcabian，congsumianchaotiandaonongzhuangyanmo，congshengundaowanghong，zhidefeiyue，zhiyoujiezhigenzhetadaolenvwanghongdeshoushang。
piaoliangnvwanghong，guoqidepiaoliangnvwanghong，renpinbuxingdeguoqidepiaoliangnvwanghong，fujiayigeshidurumingdedie，weilezhengqianshenmedouganzuodexingzi，haiyouyizhangweiyuejingaodabaiwandewanghongjingjigongsihetong。
linziguihualesantiancaijieshouzheigehezijitongsuitongmingdexinshenfen，waijiayuanzhuneiduanbusuanguangcaidejiyihefuzhaileileidexiankuang。
xianzaijitadadianhuadeyinggaishiyuanzhudejingjiren，tanglin，yigepeizheyuanzhudaqidaluohaisuanshijinxinjinzederen。
“tangjie，quedingyaozuolaobenxingma？”
“zigui，xianzaixingyelimianmeirenganyaoni，nizhidaoba，womenyeshibuxiangfangqini，zhiyaonirenqihuilaile，nishuoshenmedouxing。”
linziguiditouchensipianke，“xing，tangjiewobo，nishuodedui，laobenxingbunengdiu。”
renzongguiyaoqiafande，qianqianyezhongguishiyaohaide。
taguaduandianhua，zoujinyimaojian，tiaotiaoxuanxuan，mianweiqinandehuanshangyuanzhuzuibaoshoudeyifu，yijianbaisedeyizijianmaoyi。
“shifubieguaiwobaihuaishimen，queshishiqihunanxiale，weiyuejinwubaiwandasiwoyepeibuqi，fanzhengtongyangdoushijiangshimenfayangguangda，ninlaozhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，wanshangbiechoushijianlaimawole。”
linziguizuozaidiannaoqianshenxiyikouqi，pingjieyuanzhudejiyidengluxxzhibodezhanghaodakaishexiangtou，zhihoubianjiangzhidezuozaijingtouqianduizhezijifaleng。
yuanzhuqueshishengdehaokan，baidaofaliangdepifupeishangyishuangyoudayouliangdexingyan，mingmingshipianxiangqingchundewaibiaoqueyouyouyifuaotuyouzhideshencai，chunyudeganjuepumianerlai。
linziguidaliangzijixujiuturanjuedeyuanzhuyemeiyouzheimechajing，zheiyanzhidanggemingxingdouchuochuoyouyu。
suiranshiguoqinvzhubo，danyemeixiangtanglinsuoshuodezhiyouersanshigeren，buyihuizhibojianlijiululuxuxudejinlaileliangbaigeren。
“yoziguihaiganboa，jinriyouyoushenmejiahuomai？”
“gankuaiguanleba，meirenxiangkan！”
“jintianchuandegoubaoshoude，buzhengqianle？bukaonanrenle？”
“真够不要脸”
“worencuo，ziguideyanwoshizhendehenchi”
danmuyitiaotiaodeshuazhe，linziguibujinmaleyuanzhuyijunaotan。
zimudoudacuoledejiapaiziyemaidechushou！qianmeizhengdaojige，peidaoshipeilebushao，naozizhenjiushibaishe！
shoujizhendongleyixia，shoujidanchuyitiaoxiaoxi，shitangjiefade。
“dapk，tiaowu，rangtamenshualiwu。”
linziguitinghuadeanxiapklianxian，zuohaoguaiqiaodedengdaizhe。
pingmuyishan，xunsupipeishangleren。
小章鱼连线成功。
“yo，yuanlaiziguijiehaizaizhiboni。”
linziguimiyandaliangzheduifang。
zheirenyuanzhurenshi，xiaozhangyuzhenmingjiaozhangxixi，zhangdeguaiqiaokeai，xinggequebutaitaorenxihuan，yuanlaihaishiyijiagongsidezhubo，buguanshimingmianshanghaishisixialiangrendoubuduifu，houlaitiaocaohuanlegongsidaoshiyueboyuehao，xianzaiyuanzhuchuleshiqing，wangshangluojingxiashijiushutazuihuan，haibaoyuanzhusishenghuohunluandaochugoudananren。
suiranbaoliaoshuodeyeheqingkuangchabuduo，meizenmeyuanwangyuanzhu。
linziguitingzhezheiyinyangguaiqidehua，mianbugaisededuanqishoubiandechaheleyikou，“nihaoa，yumei。”
“ziguijiezenmehainenghewopipeishanga，kanlaifensishumeishaoduoshaoa。”
linziguiweiweiyixiao，“diele，diekeduole，diedaohenichabuduole。”
duimiandezhangxixilianseyibian，meihaoqidekaikou，“kanlaiziguijiehaodehenni，pkbishenme？haiyourenjinishualiwuma？”
“bishenme？”linziguizhuanlezhuanshoushangdejiezhi，liekaizuijiao，“bilaobenxinga。”
“tiaowu？ziguijiehaizaineizhongwudaoa？bupabeifenghao？”
linziguiyaoyaotou，“suanming。”
“shenme？”duimiandezhangxixihaiyiweizijimeitingqing，“nishuolegeshenmedongxi？”
“suanming，woyaoshisuanzhunlejiusuanshiwoying，nijiwoshuagejianianhua。”
zhangxixilengleyixia，turanxiaoleqilai，“ziguijiekaiwanxiaodeba，kanbawomenziguijieqichengshenmeyangzile，rendouhunle。”
xiamianwangyoumenyegenzhelengchaorefengqilai。
“huiquba，xianzaizhengbudaoqianle，haizhendangwomenhaopianni。”
“gaozheixieburuhaohaoguanlizijidesishenghuo。”
“suanchulaizijiminglidejieshumei。”
linziguiyebuji，manyouyoudeduanqichabei，“woshuosuanming，niganbugan？”
zhangxixilengleleng，henkuaifanyingleguolai，zhongxinguashangtiantiandexiao，jiazheshengyinshuodao，“haoa，fanzhengwomenzheibianbaobaomendouxiangkannizenmebian，yaoshizhenduile，woyongxiaohaojinishuasangedouxing”
“xing”linziguizuoduanzhenglexie，touwangjingtouqiancoulecou，kanlebanshangturanweiweiyizhoumei。
“nizheibuxinga，meiyandoubarenkuaimomeile。”