001:我就是个笑话

woshizaizhaobuchushenmeshiqing,biwogennizaiyiqi,genglingwoxindongdele--shenmochen《yichongchenghuan,zongcaidetianjiaguiqi》

bshi,shenjiabieshu,zhuangxiujiqishehua。

baomuzhanzaiwoshenhouchouchulehaojici,zuihouzoushanglaishensebutaizirandishuo:“taitai,yaobunixianqushuijueba。”

wocongnongmodeyeselihuitoukanletayiyan,meiyoushuohua,jinglileyihuier,wotaibushanglouhuilewoshi。

zheishiwojiajinshenjiadedisantian,meiyoushengdadehunli,xinlangyemeiyouhuiguojia。

wojiajizijianlianleshiniandenanren,zheigenanren,jiangwoshizuochoudi。

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shenmochenshizaiwuyehuilaide,neishiwozhengshuidemimihuhudi,ganjuedaoshenbiandeweizhiweiweixiachen,woxinlimodiyitiao,lijizhengkaiyanlai,jiezhefanglihunhuangdebideng,kanqingleshenmochendelian。

tahelejiu,dakoudakoudihuchujiuqi。

zheishihunhouwodiercijiandaota,youqishitaxianzaimouguangyoushendemoyang。

woyouxiejinzhang:“ni.....nihuilaile?”

shenmochengenbenbuda,shenzhidoulandekanwoyiyan,zhishihenkuaitunquleshenshangdeyifu,zhijiefanshenjiangwoyazaishenxia,tazuilihuchulainongzhongdejiuqiheshenshangdezhireguntang,rangwoyoukonghuanghenanyiyanshuodebushufugan。

woxiayishibatawangwaitui,shitudikangtaotuo,quebeitayibazhuazhuliangzhishou,kunzaitoudingshangqu,tadelingyizhishouhenhenbawodelianbanzheng,simuduishi。

tadanmodiheleyisheng:“zhuangshenmeqinggao,nizheimepobujidaidibazijimaijiwomenshenjia,sanfanwucirangnainailaiyazhiwo,nandaobushiweilerangwohuilai?jirannijuededushoukongfangjimonanlai,neiwojiumanzuni。”

wobeitachaonongdehuayushuodeyizheng,shoushangdelidaoshaoweidaleyixie,wojielizhengzhazhe,taxiangshimeiyouxiangdaowodeliqijuranzheimeda,meiyanyishen,zheiyiciwodeshoubeitadaliwangxiayiya,henhenzhuangzailechuangxianshang,yishunjian,tengtongcongshoushangcijidaoquanshenshangxia。

“a!”wotongdedaochouyikouqi,querangtazuanlegekong,taxieedishuo:“nijiuzheimepobujidaile,liuzheliqiyihuierzaijiao。”

woshuangyanwushen、wulidikanzheta,tajingyizhishoudalisipolewoshenshangdeyifu,suiyidiuzailedibanshang,kanzhewoyifuwushendeyangzi,zaiwoshenshangyanedishuo:“zenme,nidemudebushiyaoyigehaizima?qianfangbaijirangwohuilai,xianzaiyouzhuangchengyifusiyudeyangzi,qinggaojisheikan?”

tong,zuanxindetong,zheiyangxiurudehuayurangwohenbudebalianzuanjinshenshendedidongli,zaiyebuyaochulai。

ketazheijuhua,jichupengdaolewodexinli,queyeshitixinglewozijigaizuodeshiqing。

woqueshixiangyaoyigehaizi,yigewoheshenmochendehaizi,bujinjinshiyinweiwohenainaideyueding,ershi,woaita。

zheishi,tamuguanglinrandedingzhewo,xiangshizaikanyigedingzhexujiudeliewu,wobeizheimuguangkandexinliyijing,xiayishijiuwanghousuolesuo,beitawuqingdilahuiqu。

wotengdejingjiaochushenglai,keneishengyintingzaishenmochenerli,jiuxiangshiyigexiaohuayiban。

tahedixiaoleyisheng,yishuangheimoujinjinningshizhewo,shuangshouhenhenniezhuwodeyao,genbenbuzaijiworenhefankangdejihui。