第6章 直接被逗笑了

nianliangliangshuozhe,huanbuzouzhishuzhuangtaiqian,jiangyizhixinxingdebaisejinhenaqi。

dakaikanlekan,tasuishouheshang,zhuanshenlikai。

zoudaomenkou,jianqizijirengzaidishangdebaobao,tuimenerchu。

gangzouchujibu,jiutingdaoshenhoufangjianliyizhenzadongxideshengyin。

……

ciriqingzao,nianliangliangzhijieshuidaoziranxing。

zhengkaiyanhou,tayonglandeshuzhanyixiashoubei,liangzhihaobaidexiaojiaoyaziyedongleyixia。

haoyihuier,tacailanlandekanleyiyanqiangshangdeguazhong,yijingshidianduole。

xishuwanxialou,tayiyankandaoleketingshafashangdemunvliang,zhijieyikaileshixian。

neiduimunvtingdaodongjinghuitou,kanjiantadunshizhoumei,yiliandebuyue。

yongrenyijingzaizhunbeiwucanle,kekanjiannianliangliangxialai,liketingshouweitazhunbeizaocan。

nianliangliangkanleyiyantusiniunai,ganjuemeishenmeweikou,heleyixiaokouniunaijiufangxiale。

“xiaojie,wozhengzaibaohuntun,yaobujininzhuwanxiaohuntunba?”

liusaohenxixin,faxiantameiweikoujiuwenleyiju。

“haoa,xiexieliusao。”

nianliangliangyebuji,suoxingnaqishoujishuaweibo。

“zhengtianjiuzhidaohaochilanzuo,yebuxianbuhaoyisi……”

ketingneibian,wangjinglanyiliandexianqi,xinzhongyeshunjianmaoqilehuo!

zicongnianliangliangdemamasihou,tazhongyumingzhengyanshunjinlenianjia,chengweinianjiadenvzhuren!

kezheimeduonianguoqule,nianliangliangcongmeibatazheigejimufangzaiyanli!

shuailianse,eyanxiangxiangneigengshijiachangbianfan!

pianpiannianhehuzhezheigenver,tayezhinengrenxiazheikouqi!

nianliangliangyijiukanzheshouji,lianyigeyanshendoumeijita,gouchunyixiao:“haochilanzuo,chideyeshiwomennianjiade,nicaoshenmexin?”

wangjinglanbeiyeleyiju,shengshengqihonglelian!

nianyuweilianseyebuhaokan,duizhetayaoleyaotou。

wangjinglanshenxiyikouqi,dengzhenianlianglianglengxiao。

“liusao,wufanzhunbeidezenmeyangle,zhongwuchengyiyaolaijialichifande,yaoshidanwule,kebieguaiwokounixinshui……”

liusaoshouweiweiyidun,gangyaoshuohua。

“handezheimeqinqie,kanlaiyijingshizhunnvxulea……”

nianliangliangqingtaiyanmou,yimochaonongzaiyanjiaoyunrankailai。

wangjinglanqideyipaishafazhijiezhanleqilai,zhoumadehuahaimeishuochukou,yanjiaojiupiejianmenkouyourenyingshandong,shunjianhuanleyizhangxiaolian!

nianliangliangjiantabianlianrucixunsu,yigemeirenzhu,zhijiebeidouxiaole。

nianhejiuzaizheishihouzoulejinlai,pangbiangenzheyigeshenchuanheixizhuangdenianqingnanren。

jingliandeduanfa,peishangyizhanglengjiaofenmingdelian,daoyehenshuaiqi,zhengshijitianhouyaogennianyuweidinghundeweichengyi。

“lianglianghuilaile,zhenghao,yijiarencouqile。”

nianhekanjiannver,yansudelianshangyeluchulexiaorong。

nianliangliangshunjiancumei,xiaolianxiemanlebuyue。

wangjinglanjimangshangqianjitanaxizhuang,sihoudehenzhoudao。

“liangliang,guolaizheibianzuo,babayouhuagennishuo。”

nianliangliangbuzenmeleyi,queyezouleguoqu,zhijiezaitashenbianzuoxia。

weichengyikanzhetaweiweiyixiao:“liangliangyuefapiaoliangle。”

nianliangliangmanbujingxindesaoleyiyannianyuwei,jiantasisiyaozhexiachun,shunjianyixiao。

“xiexie,weixianshengkezhenhuishuohua,ninweihunqihualezhuang……yetingpiaoliangde。”