“白痴！”
lengxiaochedabuzoudaoruanlixiapangbian，gaodadeyinyingshunjianjiangtalongzhaozhu，ruanlixiajimangshouhuizijideshou，tuirangdaohoumian。
gujiefenmingdeshouwozhumenbashou，xiangxiazhuandong
lengxiaochemouzhongcuoe，junmeidelianpangyouyishunjiandejiangying，zaicizhongfu，zenmehuishi？
“门坏了吗？”
ruanlixiayekanchulewenti。
tayihuihaidequyiyuanpeididini，zheixiazenmeban？
ruanlixiasanbubingzuoliangbu，zoudaomenqianjikailengxiaoche，bagaoyinliangkaishipaimen：“wei！yourenma！lairena！”
cishi，yijianguseguxiangdezhongshishufangnei，yimingnvyongzhanzailenglaoyemianqian，gongjingdishuodao：“laoye，chashuiyijingsongdaoshaoyefangjianle，anzhaonindeyisi，shaoyefangjiandemenchuangyijingquanbusuole。”
tingwenzheixie，lenglaoyezixiaodemibukaiyan，qingyaliangkouchahouhuishoushiyinvyongtuixia，shentifangsongdiwojintangyishang，youzaiyouzaidihengqilexiaoquer，xiangbudaohainengyujiangurenzhihou，kanlaihenkuaijiunengbaoshangzhongsunlou！miaoa！
shimudamenbeiruanlixiapaidedongdongzuoxiang，zheiruodadebieshuzenmeguanjianshikeyigerendouzhaobudao。
taniutoukanxiangshenhouzuozaishafashangdelengxiaoche，“zheishinijia，nizenmebuzheji！”
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yixiangdaodidi，ruanlixiajidexiangreguoshangdemayi，zuolinanan。
聒噪。
lengxiaochetaimou，“nidoushuozheishiwojia，wojishenme？”
shouzhiyouqingqingfanguoyiyezazhi，“woanleneixian，denghuiguanjiajiuhuidairenguolaixiu。”
ruanlixiajiaolebantian，houlongdouyaomaoyanle，taduanqizhuoshangdechagulugululiangkouxiadu。
zheicha，suiranshuobushanglaishishenmeweidao，danshijiushijuedehaohe。
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shixianchuanguonuanhuangsedeshuijingdeng，yueguogaodadeshuju，shenxiadezhenpishafa，luozaiyicedelengxiaocheshenshang。
nanrenbankaoshafaerzuo，xiuzhangdeshuangtuiziranjiaodie，heisechenshanxialuchujingzhidesuoguheruoyinruoxiandexiongji，neizhigujiefenmingdeshouzhengbujibuxudifanyuezhezazhi。
congtadejiaodukanqu，lengxiaochedizhetou，zainuanhuangseguangyundechentuoxialengdandemeiyandaizheyisilandai，lianbulunkuolitijunmei，xiahanxiantiaoliuchangyoumei，jianzhijiushizaowuzhudeshenzuo。
ruanlixiakandechushen，moran——
shafashangdenanrenlengbudingtaitou，ruanlixiamouruoqingquandeshuangyanzhuangjinnanrenxilishensuideyanshen，fangfoyigeyouzhewuqiongxilidexuanwo，rangtawufaziba。
ruanlixiadelian“ceng”diyixiahongle，tatiantianchun，shanxiaozheyikaishixian，qiguai，zenmejuedeyouxiere。
lengxiaochexiazhangdeyanshenweimishanshuozheyisiyiweibumingdeguangmang，ruanlixiaheisedezhangfachuizaiyaojian，shenshanghaichuanzhexiawumishudaitaqutiaodezhangqun，baolansechendetajifushengxue，yaoxiangoulechunvrenyingyingbuzhuyiwodemanyao。
zaiwangshangshiyiduanxizhangdetianejing，jingzhixiaoqiaodexiaba，xiumeidehongchunweiweizhangkai，gaotingdebilianghaiyouxianxinongmidejiemao，lengxiaochehuxibiandejicuqilai，juedeshentiyouxieyiyang，fangfozhishenyuhuoluyiban。
tashudiyixiazhanqishen，zoudaoruanlixiamianqian，yibazhuaiqiruanlixia，zuoshouhuanraozhutadexiyao，youshoutaiqitadexiaba，zhijiewenleshangqu。
zuichunshangturanchuanlaiderouruanshiruanlixiadenaohailiyipiankongbai，yizhendushuyunanrendeqinglieqixiputiangaididixijuanerlai。
“wu”ruanlixiagangfachuyigeyin，nanrendeshejianjiuchenxuerruzuanlejinlai，hetachanraozaiyiqi，benxiangtuikaiyanqiandenanren，quebeijinjinjingu，tayueyongli，nanrendeliqijiuyueda，fangfoyaojiangtaroujintadeshentiyiban。
henkuai，ruanlixiadehuxibiandeguntangqilai，shentiyejianjiansuma，shibushangbandianliqi。
chuangwaideyeseyuelaiyueshen。
热好热
ruanlixiayishimilidikanzheyanqiandenanren，kuankuodejian，jingzhuangdeyao，taxiayishihuanbaoshangqu，shengseditianshizhenanrendechun。
“a”shentimengdichuanlaiyizhentengtong，rangtabujinjiaochusheng，nanrenwenredewenyanmeiletaweichukoudeweiyin。
taxiangyaofankang，keshiqueyuelaiyuechenlunqizhong
jinjiezhe，yisitengtongdaizheyiyangdehuanyujihuyaojiangtazhuangsan。
qingchen，ciyandeyangguangjianglengxiaochejingxing，tayingjunxiaosadewuguanzaidandandeguangyunxiaxianderouhejifen，queyoulebuyiyangdeweidao。
shoubeichuanlaidesuantongshitameixinxingchenglechuanzi，weiweicetou，shenpangdenvrenyazhetadegeboshuidezhengxiang。
nvrenmianduizheta，wuheidexiufadangzhuledabanzhanglian，xianxideshoubeizhengqididazaijiebaidebeirushang，luoluzaiwaidesuogu，xuebaidejifushangbumanleqingqingzizidehenji。
baisedibanshang，tadechenshan，baolansesuipianshidezhangqunsuichusanluo，qingchudibiaomingletamenzuowandefengkuang。
lengxiaochelianseshunjiannankanqilai，youshendeyanmoushanguoyisihanguang.
zuowandeliangbeicha，jiashangmenchuangbeisuo，jueduibushiouran。
tachouhuizijideshoubei，nvrenyonglandifanlegeshenhoujixushushui，danshiluchulebanbianlianshanghongheijiaocuodetaiji。
zhenchou，lengxiaochecumeibuyu。
zuoqishenxiachuang，congyijulinachushuipaochuanshang，tazouhuichuangbian，duizhechuangshangdenvrenminglingdao：“qilai！”
chenchenshuiyizhong，ruanlixiatingjianlelengxiaochedeshengyin。
haojiumeiyoushuilanjuele，tamimihuhuzhengkaiyan，ruyandeshilengxiaocheneizhanglengbingbingdelian，jiezheshiwuneigaoyadezhuanghuang
这是……
buguosanmiao，ruanlixialimajingxing，shuiyiquanwu，congchuangshangmengdiqishen：“zheishina！”
yuanbengaizaitashenshangdebeiruyingshengerluo，diaozaibaisedibanshang