jianranmimihuhuxinglai，ganjuehunshensuantong。zuowanjiabandaoshenye，tabenyiweizhongyukeyishuigehaojue，meixiangdaoquebeiyizhongqiguaidesuanzhangganjiaodetounaofahun。tarouleroubozi，shouzhiquechupengdaoleyikuai……yingbangbangdejirou？
“zenmehuishi？woshenmeshihouyouxiongjile？”taxiayishididitouyikan，shunjianlengzhu。
wodexiongni？！neigerouruandexiaodongxiqunale？！
xiankaibeizi，jianrandetongkongshunjianfangda：“zheishishenme……guajian？！”
zheishi，menturanbeidalituikai，yigeqishixiongxiongdezhongniannanrenchonglejinlai：“luxiao！nizuowanyouzaiyedianfengdaojidian？dongshihuihaiyoushifenzhongkaishi，nijiwomashanggunqilai！”
“luxiao？”jianranyilianmangran。zheimingzizenmetingzhezheimeershu？
tadiediezhuangzhuangpaoxiangjingzi，kandaoyingzaijingziliderenshi，tuidouruanle。neizhanglengjiaofenming、lengjunjunlangdelian，fenmingshi——tadaxueshidesiduitou，neigehaocheng“shangjielengmianyanwang”deluxiao！
“wo……bianchengtale？”
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yucitongshi，lingyibiandechuzuwuli。
luxiaoyijuexinglai，faxianzijitangzaiyizhangxiaodaokeliandedanrenchuangshang，sizhousanfazhelianjiadejiajuwei。tazhouzhemeitougangxiangqishen，queturanlengzhule。
ditoukan，shouzhangxiaderouruanchuganrangtahunshenjiangzhu。tachiyidinielenie，mengdidengdaleyanjing：“shenmeqingkuang？！wodexiongzenmebianchenglianggele？！”
menwaichuanlaiqiaomensheng，yigenvshengdeshengyinhandao：“jianran！haibuqichuang？nijintianbushiyaoqumianshimishuma？”
“jianran？”luxiaodanaokongbaileyimiao，jiezhe，tachaojingziyikan，zhenggerenchadianguixiaqu。jingzilidenvhaishoushouxiaoxiao，liandanqingxiu，yanjingliquetouzheyigupibei。
“wo……bianchengleta？！”
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董事会上的翻车
jianranbeiyinglazhegandaodongshihuixianchang。zuozaizhuobiandequanshiyilianjingmingdegaoguan，tamendemuguangluozaitashenshang，touzheshuobuchudeshenshihehuaiyi。
“luzong，”yigegaoguanyinyangguaiqidikaikou，“tingshuoninzuowanyounaoshile，zheicizenmechuli？”
jianranlenghanzhimao，naodaifeisuzhuandong。taduigongsiyunzuoyiqiaobutong，zhinengzhuangmozuoyangdifankaizhuoshangdewenjian，zhuangchuyifubunaifandeyangzi，suishouhuilehuishou：“kanzheban。”
“kanzheban？”lingyigegaoguanshitandiwen，“shijiasutuijin，haishikandiao？”
jianranzuijiaoyichou，yingzhetoupifuyandao：“nimenjuedeni？”
gaoguanmenmianmianxiangqu：“luzongjintianhaoxiangbutaiduijing？”
jianranxinlikubukanyan：luxiaodaodishizenmehunzaizheiqunrenzhongshengcunxialaide？！
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职场初体验的崩溃
lingyibian，luxiaozhengzhanzaijianrandechuzuwuli，dingzheneijianzhoubabademianshifufadai。tatangtanglushijituanzongcai，juranyaochuanzheizhongliezhibuliaochumen？
“jianran！kuaidian！nizaibuchulaijiuchidaole！”shiyouyoucuileyisheng。
luxiaoyaoyazoudaojingziqian，shituzhenglizijidetoufa，jieguoneiyitoumaozaodeduanfagenbenbutingshihuan。taqidezhijiezhuaqiyidingbangqiumaokouzaitoushang，lengxiaozheziyanziyu：“xiaomishushiba？zouzheqiao！”
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