第1章 从天而降的胖次

C市。

wanshangqidianduo,jingchajujiedaoleyigebaojingdianhua。

baojingderenzhengshizuozaidengzishangneigechuanzhemianbushuiqundexiaoguniang。

zaikanbeitousuren……chenjingguantoutoudemolebalenghan。

陆靖远。

lushouzhangjiadedashaoye,nanyuanjituandezhixingzongcai。

zaicshi,nageburenshizheizundafo。

kexinlaidejingchashigangcongwaididiaoguolaide,pianpianjiuburenshilujingyuan,suoyizhijiejiangrendaihuilejingchaju。

chenjingguankandaolujingyuanchuxianzaizheilideshihou,chadianermeibayanzhuzijidengchulai。

yingzhetoupixunwenyifan,caigaomingbaileshiqingjingguo。

yuanlaixiaoguniangbaojingdeyuanyin,shilujiataiziyedexiaokukucongloushangdiaolexialai,zhenghaozazailetadelianshang,houlaixiaoguniangnazhe“xiongqi”shanglouquzhaolujingyuanlilun,lujingyuanjubuchengrendongxishitade,zhihouliangrenjiunaodaojingchajulaile。

kanzhebaifangzaizijizhuomianshangde“xiongqi”,qishichenjingguanhenxiangxiao。

而且非常的想笑。

dankanlujingyuanheichendelian,yijitazhoushensanfadedichenderangrenyayideqixi,chenjingguandunshijiuxiaobuchulaile。

chenjingguanqingkeyisheng,niutoukanxiangdengzishangdexiaoguniang,“xiaoguniang,yiwokan,buruzheishijiuzheimesuanleba,hengshuniyemeiyoushoudaoshenmeshizhishangdeshanghai……”

“shenmejiaomeiyoushoudaoshizhishanghaia。”ruanxingchenyinweinuyizhangdetonghongdewawalianjiaoyanyudi,“wocuiruodexinlingshoudaoleshanghaihaoba,erqiezheigebiantaidashutahai……tahai……”

houmiandehuasihuyouxienanyiqichi,ruanxingchenjilebantian,yingshimeiyoujichuyijuwanzhengdehualai。

biantaidashu?chenjingguanzuijiaoqingchou。

haoba,qishixiaogunianghuishengqiyezhengchang。

rensheibeizheiwanyierzaleyiliandoukaixinbuqilaiba。

erqie,yequeshiyoudianer……biantai。

jiuzaichenjingguanbuzhidaogaizenmechulizheijianshiqingcaihaodeshihou,yizhizuozaiyipangshafashangchenmobuyudelujingyuanturandongle。

lujingyuancongshangyikoudailinachuzhipiaoben,gancuililuodexiexiayichuanshuzi,qianshangzijidemingzi,sixiazhipiaotuidaoruanxingchenmianqian,zhanqishen,bochunqingtuchulianggezi:“sile。”

ruanxingchenshuangmuyuanzheng,buganzhixindekanzheneinanrendebeiying。

他说私了就私了?

她答应了么!

ruanxingchenqishenjiuxiangquzhui,chenjingguanlianmangjiangtalazhu,bazhuomianshanglujingyuanliuxiadezhipiaosaijintashouli,kukoupoxindequandao:“xiaoguniang,jiranluxianshengshuosile,neizheijianshijiuzheimesuanleba,nikanzheizhipiao,yiersansiwugelinga,yaoyourenjiwoshiwan,zaduoshaotiaowodouyuanyi!”

阮星辰:“……”

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shiqingdaohuiyigexiaoshiqian——

梧桐公寓。

ruanxingchenzhanzaiyangtaishang,congkoudailimochuzhendonggebutingdeshouji。

点开微信。

shiduozhangnannvjiaochanbukanrumudezhaopianlijiyingruyanzhong。

ruanxingchenmianseyichen,zhijianfeikuaidedianzheshoujipingmu,huiletiaoxiaoxiguoqu。

——xiongtaixiao,meikantou。

duifanghenkuaijiuhuiletalianggezi:jianren!

ruanxingchenlandelita,bashoujiwangkoudailiyisai,zhengyaozhuanshenhuiwu。

hudi,yigebumingwuticongtianerjiang,jingzhichaozheruanxingchendexiaolianpaileguolai。

嗯,不疼。

ruanxingchenkanzhemianqianzhedangzhuzijishixiandewuti,xiulexiu。

haiyouguxiyiyedeweidao。

erqiecongchuganlaikan,zazaizijilianshangdezheigedongxi,yinggaishikuaibuliaozhileide。

ruanxingchenbaxialianshangdedongxi,zhankai。

“啊!!!”

ruanxingchenjianjiaozhejiangshoulidedongxidiulechuqu。

daodishisheizheimequede,jingranjiangpangcidiulexialai!

haihaosibuside,zadao!tadelian!

erqiejuranhaishinanshipangci。

脏死了脏死了!

tahaishigejiaodididexiaoguinvya。

santianqiancaigangguowanshibasuishengridehuanghuaxiaoguinv!

ruanxingchenzuozaidishang,zhouzhejingzhikeaidexiaolian,kudachoushendekanzhebeizijidiuzaibuyuanchudemouwuti。

zheidongwutonggongyuyigongyoushierceng,ruanxingchenzhuzaishiyilou,shizheicengloulisangezhuhudeqizhongyihu,zaiwangshangdeshierlouquezhulegetuhao,yihurendulanlezhenggelouceng。

loushangdezhuhushijitianqianbanjinlaide,ruanxingchenmeijianguohuzhu,zhishitinglinjutiqiguoshiweinanshi。

ruanxingchenjuedezheikouqizijishizenmedouyanbuxiadele,qishoubajiaodecongdishangpaqilai,kuaibuzouguoqunieqineikuaibuliao,qishixiongxiongdepaolechumen。