第5章
“e?”luchengfengmianseyixi，“songlaoge，niyidingshixiangbawodianlidejiandoubaoleba？taihaole...”
“baogepi！”anmayiju，songcaiyibaquxiamojing，“lulaoban，woshilaijinisong.....”
“e...laisongmeinvdeba！”ziyayixiao，luchengfengyixiazidaduandao，“songjingli，biezhuangle，worenshini！”
“ni...renshiwo?”
“bixua！”luchengfenggeboyishen，shuliandilouzhulesongcaidejianbang，“tianshangrenjianyezonghuidesongjinglima，xiaokapianshangyounibudaimojingdetouxiang。”
“呵呵，是吗？”
songcaiganjuezijidoukuaiyaoliekaile，dantahaishibaochiweixiao，congzuobiandoulitaochulechenhonglijidexieyi，“lulaoban，mingrenbushuoanhua，wogennishuoshihuaba，woxiangmainidezangqige，zheishixieyi，yikoujia.....sishiwan！”
“gemen，nidouwodeba？zheijiushinishuodepotiandefugui?”
yibasongkailouzhedesongcaijianbangdegebo，luchengfengheizhelianjujuedao，“bumai！”
“zheixiaozixiangzuodiqijia?”
lengxiaoyisheng，songcaiyoubashoutaoxiangleyoubiandou，“lulaoban，zhidaoniyougulv，wo...”
“e?zhensongmeinv，budui，zhenjiwojieshaoduixianglaile?”luchengfengyouxingfenleqilai，“songjingli，nifangxin，wobutiao，yingxiongbuwensuishu，**buwenchuchuma...”
“songnierdaye！”qiangyaneixindenuhuo，songcaibuduanjigaojiezijiyaolengjing，“hu...xianlihoubing，laozirenle！”
shenxiyikouqi，songcaitaochuleyoubiandoulidedierfenxieyi，“lulaoban，niwuhuile，kanzainixihuanwomenyezonghuidefener，wozaijinijiashiwan，yikoujia，wushiwan！”
“quququ...”luchengfengbaibaishou，“wodoushuole，bumaibumai，bieshuowushiwan，jiusuanshiwubaiwan，wuqianwan，woyebumai。”
“lulaoban，fanshibuyaoshuodezheimejueduima。nidezheijiawuqipu，wolaizhiqianzuoguodiaocha，sanniandoumeishengyi，candandeyaoming，yuqizaizheilihaozhe，burunazhezheiwushiwan，xiangshouxiangshourensheng...”songcailehehedao，“birunikeyilaitianshangrenjianwanma，wozuodong，dabazhe！”
“songjingli，nishuodezhenyouren，wodoukuaidongxinle。”
songcaimianseyixi，“haha，lulaobantongyile?”
“menzaineibian！”luchengfengzhilezhiyaoyaohuanghuangdemumen。
“什么意思?”
“yisijiushi...bumai，zouren！”
songcai‘shua’yixiayinxialailian，“xiaozi，nishizhenbudasuanjiwozheigemianzile?”
“门在那边！”
“hao，haodehenna！”songcaiyinxiaodao，“xiaozi，nipashibuzhidao，wobujinsongcai，haisongzaiba？wozaiwennizuihouyibian，zheipodian，nishimai，haishibumai。”
luchengfengmeitouyizhou，“menzaineibian！”
“xiaozi，nitamejilaozidengzhe，xiwangnibiehouhui！”songcaichedisipolelianpi，liuxiayijuweixiedehua，tadiaotou，henkuaixiaoshidemeilezongying。
“pei！zhenyiweiwoshihedade?”
numayiju，luchengfengdeduzilixiangqile‘gugu’dejiesheng，“ele，qumaidiancai！”
半晌后
luchengfenglingzheyidaizishucaihuilai，yitaiyan，tajingyadefaxian，zangqigemumenshangdebolichuangsuileyidi，tuimenyikan，yikuaihongsedezhuantouzhenghengtangzaidianli。
“sheijiadexionghaizia？zarenjiaboli，meidarenguandema？”luchengfengtouguobolichuanghaolejisangzi，jianmeirenhuiying，tazhinengduziyanxialekushui。
“haishizijihuaqianhuanba，ai...zuijinyetaishuaileba？qianzheidongxizhichubujin，fachou！”
naolenaohounaoshao，luchengfengnannanziyudao，“guojitianmaigepixiugongqilai，baoyoubaoyouwocaibuwaixie。”
yibiantucao，luchengfengyibiannazhesaobaheboji，babolizhaziqingsaoleyibian。
zhihouyouceliangleyixiabolichuangdedaxiao，tajuedingyihuierquyitangwujinshichang，zhongxinmaiyikuaihuilaihuanshang。
guanshangmen，jizijizuoleyidunmianqiangcouhedecanshi，jiuzufanbaohou，luchengfenghenkuaibianhuifangshuijuele。
‘zizi...suosuo...’
mimihuhujian，luchengfengyixitingdao，dianmenkouneibianchuanlaileyixiexisuidecaozasheng。
“来贼了？”
mengdizhengkaiyanjing，gangzhunbeixialouchakanyifan，danzhuannianyixiang，zijiazheipodian，youshenmehaotoude，gujishibolimenhuaile，fengguanjinlaideshengyinba。
niantoutongdahou，luchengfenghenkuaichenchenshuileguoqu。
shuideyunyunchenchenshi，yiguxingchouweituranpubierlai，weidaotaiguocibi，qiangdeluchengfeng’shua‘yixiazhengkaileyanjing。
“shenmeweier?zheimechou?”
xinliyijing，rouzhexingzhongdeshuiyan，luchengfengganmanglianmangpaoxialou。
zheiyikan，chadianmeiqihuai，yuanlai，menkuangshangzhanmanleechoudefenshui，xianranshiyoureneyizaigaopohuai。
lianxiangqisongcailikaishidehua，luchengfenglimafanyingguolaile，bolimenbeiza，menshangpofenshui，bushishenmeouran，ershi...songcaidebaofuxingwei！
“zheijiushisuoweidesongzai?”luchengfengnuhouyisheng，henhendeyijiaochuaileyijiaomenjian，“wopei，xiasanlandedongxi，buyaoranglaozidaidaonimen。”
zheitianxiawu，luchengfenghualezhengzhengyixiawudeshijian，niezhebizi，yingzhetoupibamenshangmiandefenshuicaganjing，youquwujindianmailexindebolizhuangshang。
jiexialaideliangtianshijianli，songcaiyuefadebianbenjiali，congzuikaishidezaboli，pofenshui，daoweixiexin，fangxuerenwawa，shenzhibaluchengfengdianpuhouyuanzhongdeneixiehuacaoquanbudusi！
luchengfengyijingrenwukeren，zhikeximeicidoumeiyoubanfazhuadaoxianchang，yaoburantayidinghuihezheixierenpinming。
zhidaodisantian，luchengfengzaishoushidatingdeshihou，qianjitianlaiguoyitangdesongcai，daizhelianggeliuliliuqidexiaonianqing，jinledianli。
yanlishanguoyisilengyi，luchengfengmomozoudaojutaihoumian，“songjingli，nikesuanlumianle！”
“lulaoban，tingnizheikouqi，xiangbiyidingdengbuleleba？”songcaiyiliandeyidecongbaolinachuyifenwenjian，“zheilishitongyizhuanmaidehetong，zhiyaoniqiangezi，sishiwanmashangzhuandaonizhangshang。”
“bushiwushiwan，zenmebianchengsishiwanle？”
“fajiu，zongguishimeiyoujingjiuhaohede。”
“neixing，niguolaiyixia，gaosuwozaishenmedifangqianzi?”luchengfengzhaolezhaoshou。
“songbao，haibushibeilaozizhidefufutietiede。”songcaixinlidedeyigengshen，piaoyiyanluchengfeng，tamaibuzoujin，ranhoufankaiwenjian，zhizheyichukongbaidedifangshuodao：“zaizheigedifangqianxianideming....”
话音未落
luchengfengturancongjutaixiamianchouchuleyibashengxiudekandao。
“我签你妈！！！”