第一章帮你脱裤子

linluobaiwuliaolaidedalegehaqian,pieleyanmenkoudeshenneikepaizi。

zhenshijiangui,genrenhuanbeirenladaoshenneike,haozaitajizhideduobiledaguimobingren,qingqiudiaodaorenshaodetijianbumen。

泌尿科。

很好。

nandedeyitianxiuxibeilachulai,meishuihaodelinluoxinqingyouxiekuangbao。

menbeirentuikai,yigedaizhekouzhaoheerjidenanrenzoujinlai。

linluobushuangdepieletayiyan,tagangxiangchenzhongwumeirendagedun,zheigejiahuojiubuheshiyidechuxianle。

“坐吧。”

nanzixiazhangdemouzidalianglinluo,yigeheizhangzhitoufasanluo,nianqingmaomeidenvyishengzaiminiaokejirenjiancha,zenmekandouyouxieweihe。

buguochuyuduitabaidaguadezunzhong,nanzihaishijiangbinglidishang。

“陈洋。”

linluoyangshoujiangtadaijinlai,poweibunaifandedao:“tangxiaba。”

chenyangmeitouweizhou,yudaibuxindewen:“nizaigenwoshuohua?”

“zheilichulenihaiyoubierenma,kuaidian,bielangfeiwoshijian。”

linluomannaozishiganjindafazoumianqianderen,ranhoubuyigewujue。jianchananxingzheizhongshi,duiyuyigehegedeyishenglaishuo,bingmeiyoushenmexinlizhangai。

chenyangzhoumeibankaozhetangxia,kanzhelinluo,yanshenzhongsihuyouxiebujie。

“然后呢?”

“bakuzituole,yaojianchadedifangluchulai。”

chenyangdeshenzidouleyixia,tamanlianbuxindekanzhelinluo,dengdadeshuangyansihuyaojiangtakanqing:“nishuoshenme?”

“butuozenmecha?dananrenniangmenjijidefeihuaneimeduo!”

linluoyibaishou,youxiebunaifandezijijiuyaoshangshou,hedechenyangganjinduokai。

chenyangdemeimaojihuzhouchenglechuanzi,buzhishibeilinluohedehaishiqide。tazailaizhiqianmingmingyoudadianhuashuohao,jintiantazhishilaizougeguochang,xiangzhengxingdejianchajiyangshengaotizhong,kemeishuoguohuijiancha……xiamian?

linluoyekanchutabuxiangtuokuzi,chuyuyishengdezhuanyexing,taqiangpozijiluchuyigebuzouxindexiao:“chenxiansheng,wozhidaonikenengyouyixienanyanzhiyin,danshibingbujiyima,nibutuokuziwozenmebangnizhiliaoni?”

taduizijidahuilangsidedeyuqihenmanyi,jixudao:“niyaokefuxinlidewenti,xiangxinwomenyisheng!”

chenyangkanzhetadexiaorong,xinzhongyouxiekuxiaobude,zhanqishen,zheishilinluocaifaxianzijijingranaileduifangyigetou,dahuilangdeqishishunjianjianshaoleyiban。

chenyangzhoumei:“wozhiqiandaguodianhuade,niwangle——bushiwobenrendade,yourenbangwoshuoguo。”

shuoguoshenme?tiqianshuoguobingyin,guolaizhijiekanma?kanlaizheigejiahuowentibuxiaoma,kexileyizhangshuaiqidelian……

linluoxinzhongfufei,queyaoleyaotou:“womeijiedaoguo。”

chenyangdiaochutonghuajilu,zoujinyibu,dijitakan。

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congtazheigejiaodukanqu,buzhinengkandaotadeshense,gengkeyikandaotaxiongqiandeyimoxuebaifengman。

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yigenvyisheng,daizaiminiaokeli,qiaohedeyuzijixiangyu,budeburangchenyanghuaiyizheishiyichangyumouhaodexima。

zheizhongximatajiandeduole。

ganshoudaochenyangsiwujidandemuguang,linluodengtayiyan:“kanshenmekan,tangxia!”

chenyangbishangyantangxia,zaicizhengkaishi,yanzhongyoulexixue。

shibushizhuangde,yanxiaqujiuzhidaole。

“qinyisheng,gunanguanvdejiwojiancha,nibuhuijieyima。”

linluomeiyouganshoudaotayuqizhongdexixue,yiweitahaizaijiujie,youxiebunaifandao:“chenxiansheng,zhibingshijianyansudeshiqing,womenxianzailiaodeshikexue,qingnibuyaozongwangshehuipianjianshangmianxiang!”

“haiyou,woxinglin,gongpaibushiwode,buyaozaijiaocuole。”

chenyangshizhongkanzhetadelian,zhongyuquerentashuodeshizhende,queshibushizaipianziji。zheiyinggaishigewuhui,mishulianxideqinyishengkenengyoushenmejishimeiyoushangban,mianqiandelinyishengzeshilinshidingbanlaide,buzhidaozijideyueding。

xiangqingchuleshiqingdelailongqumai,tahaokandemeitoushuzhankai,daoshijuedelinluopoweiyouqu。

“你很有趣。”

chenyangchonglinluoyouhaodexiaoxiao,qishenjiuzhunbeiliqu。linluokantaqilai,yiweitakangjujiancha,xinliguobuqu,qideyixiazicongzuoweishangzhanqilai。chenyangrengaomada,qishendedongzuobijiaoji,yixiazijiuzhuangdaolelinluo。

linluomeixiangdaotaliqizheimeda,zhongxinbuwenxiajiuchaodimianshangshuaiqu。zheixiayaoshishuaishile,gujishihenhendiyiji。

chenyangxiayishidelouzhuta,dantaqushitaiji,chenyangganggangqishenyemeizhanwen,yixiazibeitadaizhejiuyaowangxiadao。jiuzaizheishi,tayigehuishenjiangdaodidefangxiangwaileyiwai,zhizhidechaobingchuangshangdaoqu!

软。

zheishichenyangdediyifanying。

zijishilianxianzhedide,buzhidaozhuangshangdeshishenmedongxi,ruanhuhude,juranyidiandoubuteng。

tataiqitou,caifaxianzijizhengyiyigejiweiaimeidezishiyazailinluoshenshang。tadetouyuanbenjiushikaozailinluodexiongkou,suiyiyisaojiukeyikanqingchuneipianxuebai。bijianchuanlaidandandexiangshuiwei,zheirangtayoudianxingfen。

linluodeliansexuehong,danzheibenlaiyeshitadechongdong,zhanghongliandao:“wobuxiaoxinde……”

“不小心?”

chenyangjugaolinxiadekanzheta,meishenmebiaoqingbodongdelianshangtouzheyisixiaoyi。

“ni……xianfangkaiwo。”

linluoganshoudaonongliedenanxingheermengqixi,yishijianyoudianmiluan,dantongshilizhigaosutayaomashangtuolizheigeaimeidezishi。taguzuozhendingdeshuozhe,quefaxianchenyangwanquanmeiyouyidianfangkaizijideyisi。

chenyangwenlewenbijiandexiangqi,zheigedongzuokanqilaihenbiantai,danfangzaitalianshang,quexiandeshifenshenshiyuyouya,rutongzaipinhongjiudexiangwei。suihoutadetoujianjiankaojin,zailinluodeyanzhongyuelaiyueda……

“啪!”

清脆的一巴掌落下!

linluoganjuezijideshoudoutengle!

taqingjizhixiayebuzhidaozenmefanying,bennengdeshuailetayibazhang。chenyangguoranfangkaileta,talijiduodaoqiangbianqu。

kanzhechenyangzaicichaozijizoulai,tabennengdekaishihuangluan,haipachenyangduizijiyoushenmebaofu。

chenyangyizhishouchengzhuqiang,zhenggerenyuqiangjiaoxingchengyigebaowei,jianglinluoyazaizhongjian,yanshenbushandekanzheta。lingyizhishouzehuanhuandisongkaiwuzhudebanbianlian,shangmianfuxianchuyigedadadebazhangyin。

“ni,niyaoganshenme!zheilishiyiyuan,nibieluanlai!”

jiuzailinluoyiweichenyanghuiyouxiayibudongzuo,shenzhijizijiyibazhangshi,meixiangdaochenyangzuolehuiqu。

tajingjingdizuozaibingchuangshang,lengmodeyanshenkanletayiyan,rangtagandaobingliang。

“haole,feihuashaoshuo,bangwojianchaba。”

linluosonglekouqi,danhaishishifenjinzhang:“nixianbakuzituole。”

kuzituoyiban……zongbukenengdadeguozijile?zaibujipaoyenengpaodiao……

chenyangyijiulenglengdekanzheta,meiyouyidiandasuandongshoudeyisi。tajiangerjizhaixia,fenkaishuangtui,zhilezhizijilianshangdezhangyin,yudaixixue:“woshouleshang,zijidongbule,qinglinyishengbanggemangba。”

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jiuzaichenyangyiweiwanxiaokaidechabuduo,zhunbeizourenshi,linluoyiyaoya,zouleguolai,zhendebangtabakuzituolexialai。chenyangyishijianmudengkoudai,jingranwanglefankang。

linluozhanghongzhelian,nayiqizuolegezhengguijiancha,danweiweizhandoudeshouhebushipengdaochenyangdedongzuohaishichumaileta……

wenwandemiankong,jinzhangdecaozuo,bingliangdexiaoshou……suirangezheshoutao,youyiqizai,danzheizhongshijueshangdecijihaishirangchenyangqilefanying。

chenyangshenziyidou,xiayishidejiuyaotuikailinluodeshou,dangzhuneili。linluobumingsuoyi,“pa”dedaletadeshouyibazhang,taitouyansudao:“wozaijiancha,qingnizheigeshijianbuyaohunao。youshenmeshijianchawanzaishuo!”

“……linyisheng,zaijianchaxiaqu,wohendanxinnideanquan。”

chenyangyaoyashuochuzheijuhua,chihongdeyanzhongmanshiyayideyuhuohebolan!