第3章 你长得帅还秀色可餐

linjiaojiaoxiangtiandemeimengjiubeiyizhengjudadexiangshengjidaduanle,tayigejiling,lianxiezidoumeiyouchuanjiupaochuketingli,yidaorenyingcikezhenglangbeideshuaizaidishang。

“你疯了吗!”

linjiaojiaoyonglechinaidejingercaijianggongjueshengjifuqilai,dakailedeng,jiukanjiantadeliansesibaiyipian,xiangshizaiqiangrenzhetongku。

linjiaojiaonubukejie,dao:“nihaixianqizijishangdebugouzhongma!yongdezhezheimezhetengziji!”

“不用你管。”

gongjueshengdeliansenapazaiheianzhongdounengqiaochufennulai,danzheiyifenfennugengxiangshiduizijierbushita。

linjiaojiaochenmolejimiao,jiangdengdakaile,congchuangdixialinchuleyigeniaohu,dao:“xiangshangcesuojiuyongzheige。”

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linjiaojiaoxiaoleyisheng,dao:“zaiwomianqiangchengqiangyoushenmenengnai?baichuzheigeyangzijisheikanni?youzheigeliqiburuhaohaozanzhe,buyonggezaizheilibaipu。”

gongjueshengyouxienanyizhixindekanta,xiangshidiyicirenshitayiyang。

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“yongzheige,wobuqukanni,danshibiezhiwangwohuifuzheniqucesuo。”duiyubutinghuadebingrentaconglaibuhuichongzhedetaidu。

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linjiaojiaohaobuzaiyi,jiangniaohushoushiqilai,bingjiangganjingrouruandebeizizhongxingaizaitashenshang,dao:“yeliliang,nigaihaole,bieganmaole。”

zixidejiangbeiziyahao,linjiaojiaocaiqishenzhunbeiguandeng,danshicubujifangdeshouwanbeizhuazhule,zhuazhetadelidaohenda,xiangshiyaojianggutoujiqiasuileyiban,niutou,jiukanjianlegongjueshengdaizheyihuodeyanshen。

“为什么。”

“什么为什么?”

“今天。”

“nizheirenduoshuolianggezibuxingma?nishixiangwenwoweishenmejintianbugenwomazou?”

gongjueshengmobuzuosheng,danjiushizheigeyisi。

linjiaojiaoxiaoleyixia,dao:“wogentazouyoushenmeyisi,tabuguojiushijiangwoyousongshanglingyigerendechuang,dazheweiwohaodeminghao,jiugendangnianduinizuodeshiyiyang。”

gongjueshengdeyanshendaishangleshenshi,zhishizhuazhetadelidaofangsongleyixie,linjiaojiaochenjichouchuleshou,dao:“nibuyongtaigandongle,bijingwoyebuzhishiweileni,ananhelelexuyaoyigewanzhengdejiating,weilezheiyidianwoyuanyizuorenheshi。”

linjiaojiaoqishen,guanledeng,zaizhunbeihuifangdeshihoutaannabuzhudebengchuyiju:“qishihaiyouyigeliyou。”

“嗯?”

“nibijingzhangdebineixielaonanrenshuai,mianqianghaisuanxiusekecan,wotanliannidemeimaobushedelikai,suirannixianzaibunengzhongzhenxiongfeng,danwobuhuixianqinide。”

gongjueshengdelianseyouheile,“linjiaojiao!ni,nihaishibushiyigenvren!”

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lianggexiaohailengleyixia,lianseshanxianleyisihaipa,danzaihaipazhizhonghaidaizheyisikewang。

linjiaojiaozaixinlitanleyikouqi,guoran,daodishiqinshengde,napagongjueshengzaizenmexiongshenesha,haizidetianxinghaishixihuanqinjinfuqinde。

“爸爸再见!”

liangrenyikoutongshengdehanleyiju。

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jinguanshiputongdeyoueryuan,danshixuefeiduiyuxianzaidetamenlaishuoyebushao,haishilianggehaizidexuefei,erzheibiqianhaoxiangshigongjueshengjiaode,zheimeqiongkundeshihounachulezheibiqian。

zheimeshuolai……gongjueshengneimehuaiderenduiyuhaiziqueshishidashidezhenxin,zhishiyinzangzaixiongsheneshadewaibiaozhixiaba。

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zheimeyixiang,linjiaojiaohunshenshangxiadouchongmanleganjing,weilezheiyiduijilingkeaidehaizitayidingyaohaohaoguorizi!