第1章 傻子替嫁

时家别墅。

“ma,wobujia,wosidoubujia,wuwuwu……”

shiyukepuzaimuqinhuaili,piaoliangdexiaolianshangxiemanjuewang。

tazuomengdoumeixiangdao,benlaihuantianxidiquxiangqin,xiangqinduixiangqueshigexiazi!

jiusuanneinanrenzhangdejunlangfeifan,youyoushenmeyong?

pangbiandeshiyuchengtanlekouqi:“keshishengjialaoyezidaying,zhiyaonverjiaguoqu,jiujitabaifenshidegufen,lingwaihaiyouyiyidepinli……”

tahuameidengshuowan,munvliangjiuqiqitingzhikuqi,yanliluchutanlandeguang!

meiyoushenme,bijinqiandeyouhuogengdale。

shiyukeyanzhuyizhuan,piaoliangdeliandanshangshanguoyisijiaoxia:“babamama,shijiayoubuzhiwoyigenver,buru……rangneigeshazijiaguoqu?”

takouzhongdeshazi,shishijiadeerxiaojie,shixiaoxuan。

tagangchushengbujiu,fumujiuchehuoshenwangle,yushishiyuchengshouyangleta。

shazizhangleyizhangqingguoqingchengdeliandan,kexishiersuideshicongloutishuaixialai,shuaihuailenaozi,chengleshazi。

shiyuchengdunshizhoumeidao:“zheibushihunaoma,yukequxiangqin,ranhourangxuanxuanjiaguoqu?”

jiangyadanlijifanbo:“shengjiarangwomenjianver,yemeishuojutijianagea,erqiexiangqindeshihoushengdashaoshixiazi,tabuhuizhidaoquderenshiyuke。”

judadezhuzihou,youyigenvhaizibaozhegouxionggongziduozaineili,jingjingtingzhetamenzhengchao。

tadichuizhetou,jiusuanyourenfaxiantazuozaizheili,yebuhuiyourenfaxianshiyouxuanpiaoliangdexingmoujingguangyishan,meiyanwanwan,chunjiaoluchuyisichaofeng!

genbenmeiyoubanfenshazideyangzi。

……

shifenzhonghou,shiyukexinqingdahaodezouchulai。

tasaoshiyiquandating,kaikouzhaoneigetitajiaguoqudeshazi。

“xuanxuan,nizainani?jiejiepeiniwanyouxi。”

shiyouxuancongzhuzihoumianbengchulai:“wozaizhei,xuanxuanzuixihuanwanyouxile……”

shiyukecongqianbaolinachujizhangshiyuanheyizhangbaiyuanchaopiao,xianshiwangdishangrengyizhangshiyuanheneizhangbaiyuande,ranhouminzhezuixiaodengzhekanhaoxi!

shiyouxuanguoranmeirangtashiwang,tahaobuyouyujianqineizhangshiyuandechuaijindouli,queduineizhangbaiyuanchaopiaoliankandoumeikanyiyan。

shiyukexiaodemeiyanwanchengyitiaofeng,youyizhangshiyuanchaopiaohebaiyuanrengdaodibanshang,shiyouxuanquehaishihaobuyouyujianqineizhangshiyuande,ranhouyiliantianzhenwuxieduizhejiejiexiao。

“budui,zailaiyici。”

tazaicirengchuchaopiao,danmeiyicishiyouxuandouzhijianshiyuande,queduibaiyuanchaopiaoshierbujian,meiyici!

yizhidaoshiyukeshoulilizuihouyizhangshiyuanyejinleshiyouxuandouli,neizhangbaiyuanchaopiaorengranbeishazi“yiqi”zaidibanshang。

youxijieshu,shiyukecongdishangjianqineizhangbaiyuanchaopaipaishiyouxuandelian:“shazijiushishazi。”

shuowanmanyidejidachaofangjinqianbao,zhuanshenyehuilefangjian。

shiyouxuanshahehedexiao,xiaorongchunliang,mengdong。

congxiaodaodazheiyangdeyouxibuzhidaowanguoduoshaoci,meicishiyouxuandouhuijianmianzhixiao,fangqimianzhidade,shiyukezongshichaoxiaotasha,quebuzhidaonvhaimeiyicideguyiweizhi。

zaishijia,zhiyoubianchengleshazi,tacainengpinganhuodaoershisui。

……

shiyouxuanhuidaofangjianguanshangmen,ranhoubaozhegouxionggongzizuanjinyijuli,jianggongzibeihoudelalianlakai,shoushenjinqutaoatao……conglimiantaochulaiyizhixiaoqiaodebijibendiannao。

bijibenwushengdakai,zhuomianbengchuyilianchuanxinxi:yougejibaiyidetouzi,yaobuyaozuo?

shiyouxuanshizhifanfei,zaijianpanshangqiaoxiayigejuecefaguoqu。

ranhouguanshangbijibenzhongxinsaihuigongzili,zouchudayijulakaifangmen:“xuanxuanhaoe,yaochifan!”