第2章 赔我一百万

“wok!niqusi!nizheiliangcheshoujialiushiwuwanmeijin,renminbichengsiyecaisibaiwan,xianzaicaledianqinijiuyaowoyibaiwan?nidangwoshishazima?”

“niyezhidaozheiliangcheshi**ban,daowoshoulishi,yiqianwan!”

“neishininaodaibuhaoshi,beirenkengle,zenmenengsuandaowotoushang?”benlaitazhuangchezaixian,haiyoudiancankui,danzheinanrenchenhuodajie,likejiurangtaneidiankuijiuyanxiaoyunsan,yaobanyixiatingdebizhi,zhizhezijideqq,kengqiangyoulidihuiji。

“nikankan,wodechebeizhuangchengzheiyangle,wogengxinteng!nandaoshijueshiche,wodeqqjiubushichema?nandaonimenyouqianrenjiunengzheimeqifuqiongrenma?”

yixiajiushangshengdaojiejimaodunle!

“niyaozheimesuan,neiwojiugennisuanqingchu。yiliangqqjiagezailiangwanwudaowuwanzhijian,yitadecanpochengdu,zuiduosanwanbukenenggenggao。yiqianwanchuyisanwan,dengyuniyongyiliangqq,tongshizhuanglesanbaisanshisanliangqq。zheimesuan,nihuibuhuixinlipinghengyidian?”

yebaoqijie,zhenxiangzaineizhangxiaolizangdaodezibenzhuyilianshanghenhennaojizhuazi。

“genghekuang,wodecheyansehenhanjian,cheqiyehenxiyou。jiusuansonghuihelanyuanchang,yeweibinenghezhiqianyimoyiyang。duiyuwozheizhongwanmeizhuyizheeryan,zheiliangchejibendengyubaofei,wodesunshishiyiqianwan,erwozhiyaoniyibaiwan,worenweiyijinghendadule!”

qiyutaizhemeishao,yifutagaiganendaide,ganjitilingdezitai。

“nizheishichenhuodajie!fanleni!niyigewailaihuo,haiganqifudaowobendirentoushangle,nibudongqianglongnanyaditoushezheigedaolima?niyaozheiyang,wojiubaojing,jiaojijingchalaichuli!”yebaolenglengyixiao,“heng!bieguaiwomeitiqiantongzhini,wojuliyouren!”

xinxiangzheixiagaisongleba?meixiangdaotashuangshouhuanxiong,qidingshenxiandikanzheta。“neijiujiaojijingchachuli!”congrongyouya,yundanfengqing!

“nibieyiweiwobugan……wozhishibuxiangrangrenwuhuiwoqifuni!”

“wobupaqifu!”jiantabudong,qiyunaqishouji,yibianxiaozhenitayibianbohao,“guoneidebaojingdianhuashishenme?110?”

yanjiantayaoanxiaqu,yebaoyigejianbuchongguoqu,dangqihuichangdigaohan:“wobuqifuwaiguotongbao!”jintiangufuzhiqin,yaonaodaotaneiqu,gumafeibatadenaodaixiexialaibuke!

qiyugoulegouchun。xiangheta?yebuqudatingdating,damingdingdingdeqisanshaoshizheimerongyibeihedaodema?

yebaoyaoya,“nishuoba,nixiangzenmeyang?fanzhengwomeiyibaiwan,zuiduoshiwan!”

qiyuzaiyangguanglidaliangta,baibaijingjingdeyizhanglian,bazhangdaxiao,suyan,yishuangyanjingshuiwangwangde,heibaifenming,shengqishihouduzhezui,xiangzhisajiaodejiwawa,yufajiaoqiaole。

tashenbianhenshaobuhuazhuangdenvren,erqietazhangdehaihenhaokan,shuinennende,mianmianqiangqiangdaoyenengrutadeyan。

“zhongguobushiyoujuhuashuo,qianzhairouchang?nipeiwoyiwan,neiyibaiwanyibigouxiao,ruhe?”

jianzhixiaohua!chenhuodajie,haixiangchenjijiesele?buyaolian!

“kannirenmorenyang,yebuxiangnaotana!zenmeshuochulaidehuazheimekexiao?nishihuozaitonghuashijieli,haishiyanqingxiaoshuoli?yibaiwanyiwan?gouxue!”

tafanlebaiyan,“zhenbuhaoyisi,womeiyoushidurumingdelaoba,yaowomaishentitahaizhai,yemeiyouzhongbingtanhuandedidi,hewobingzai*jixuyibaiwanshoushufeidemuqin。woshifeimaipin,duoshaoqiandoubumai,tingdonglema?”

qiyuyouyayixiao,guzilitouzheguigongzidejuao。“shijieshangmeiyoufeimaipin,guanjianshi,nengchuduoshaoqian!”

“naoziyoubing!”yebaobukeqidituoleyiju,meiletajiuchandexinqing,congbaolitaochuyizhangmingpiansaijita。“zheishangmianyouwodianhua,dengninaoziqingxingle,zaishangliangzenmepeichang!”

qiyusaoleyiyantademingzi,shuimoyibanhaokandeyanjingyiguanqinzhexingdianxiaoyi,“wozenmezhidao,nibuhuitaoyi?”

yebaoshanglepoqq,yonglibachemenshuaide“guangguang”xiang,yaoyaqiechidi、henhendi。“wogangcaijiugaitaole!”