第5章 婚礼闹剧

zhongtuyebaoquleyitangxishoujian,meixiangdaoyichulai,qifenwanquanbuyiyangle。yigefengnvrenyishouguzhexinniangdebozi,lingyizhishounazhebishoudizhutadebozi,hanzheyaohetatongguiyujin。

wolegequ!jingranganzatadechangzi!

yebaozhuaqishoubiandemugun,maozheyao,yiyiziweiyanhu,qiaoqiaocongfengnvrenshenhoujiejinta。zhaozhunshiji,tiaoqilaiyigunzizaxiangtadehoubei。fengnvrencanjiaoyishengdiulebishoudaozaidishang,tapushangquzhuazhuyazaitashenshang,zhuazhutadeshouwan。meizhengzhaliangxia,fengnvrenjiuyunleguoqu,baoanbatatuozoule。

xinlangjiaodailebaoanjiju,chaotaganjiyixiao,wenrouanweishoujingdexinniang。

ranerhaiyoulingyidaomuguangjindingzheta,tadengguoqu,guoranhaishiqiyu,yishouchazaikudaili,yishoushouzhixiangbin,henxiansansuiyidezitai。mizheyanjing,yanliyidianshuimose,xiaorongshensui,gaoshenmoce。

yebaocaimeixinqingtanjiutaxiaorongdeyisi,congtashenbianjingguoshi,erpangchuanlaiyisheng。

“wozongsuanlinglvele,shenmejiaobiaohandenvrenwuxujieshi!”hanxiaodesangyin,bianbuchushizanmei,haishidiaokan。

“buranni?kaoni?”yebaobizilichuleshengqi,yuqihenshibuxie,paipai**shangdecaozouren。

baitiandehaitanhunlizhiyaoqinglejishigeren,wanyanzeshenweilongzhong,xierdunjiudianmanmandangdangbailehaojibaizhuo。

xinlangxinlangduixinniangbaibantengai,bushedetahejiu,dangjiudegongzuojiuquanluozailetamensangebanniangshenshang。

benlaitashenweidisanbanniang,qianmianyouyoushenyongdeyinshuangdangzhe,suibianyingfujiuxing。danbannianglijinshizaikeguan,tabenzheyifenjiaqianyifenfuwudeyuanze,yehuochuqule,tiweichengnianluyaodangleshijibeijiu。

xiaoyatoukantadeyanshenjishigandongyoushichongbai,tadunshijuedezijiteweida!

nilaiwowangjibudeheleduoshaobei,zongzhibushao,deyouhaojiping。zhenggerenganjuedouyaopiaoqilaile,touyunyanhua。qucesuotulebangeduoxiaoshi,huilaibinkedouzoudechabuduole。

tayigerenliangliangqiangqiangdizouchujiudian,yunyunhuhudizuozaidatangmenkoudetaijieshang,gugudandande。

yixiazihaoxiangyouhuidaoxiaoshihou,beixuexiaodenvshengqifudebiantilinshangbuganhuijia,duozaiwaitou,jiuxiangshibeiquanshijieyiqile!

renzaihezuideshihouwangwangzuicuiruo,yizhinuliyiwangdeneixiejiyi,yixiaziyoudouhuilaile!xiangxiongmengdechaoshui,jiangtatuantuanweizhu。

mimihuhujianganjueyourentiletitadejiao,“meishiba?”

tataiqichendiandiandenaodai,yixifenbianchuneirenshiqiyu。xinxiangneizhanglianzhenshipiaoliang,diandaozhongsheng,wuguanshuzhandehaokanjile,xiangmobiyibiyihuagoulechulaide,zongshiyundanfengqing,congrongyouyademoyang。

tebieshineishuangyanjing,xiangyidimo,dijinqingchedeshuiliranhoumanmanhuakai,rongjintaxinliqule。

可惜,人品渣得很!

tazabaliangxiazuiba,sedelihai,yaoyaotou。“wu……butaihao!”

“我送你回家!”

“nijiujiabeizhua,wokebuxianggenniyiqijinjuzi!”

“我没喝酒!”

yebaoxiangmaren,“nihaishirenma?womendoushinamingdangjiu……”

“tuanduihezuozuizhongyaodeshifengong,tamenfuzedangjiu,wofuzehouqin。nimenhezuile,zongyaoliuyigeqingxingdekaichesongnimenhuiqubushima?neilianggebeiguandaode,woyijingsonghuijiale,huitoulaicheni!”

tingshangquhenyoudaoli,kefenmingshiweizijidenaozhongzhaojiekou。yebaojiujingshangtou,shaodeyouzhangyoutong,zuilimamalielie。“pingshenmea……zenmebushiwodanghouqin?”

“nibuxiangjinwanzaijuliguoye,woyebuxiang!”qiyuxiaodeshenshiwenrou,jiulianfengcidoubudaiyidianfengmang,yebaoxianghetachaodouchaobuqilai,zhishizuiligunongzhemaletajiju。**!siwenbailei!

“qilai,wosongnihuijia!”