第1章

wodieshangyelianyinbawojiajileyigezongcai。

zongcai1mi8,conglaibuhuijia。

jiehunkuaibannianle,woliantashayangdoubujide。

danzongcaiqianduo,meiyuezhunshizhundianjiwo1baiwandeshenghuofei。

我快要笑死了。

laogongbuhuijia,haiyoudabadeqianhua,zheiyangderenshengbuyaotaimeihao。

hejiemeihaidaolingchen3dian,wozuixunxundihuidaojia。

yikaideng,jurankandaoyigemoshengnanrenzuozaiwodechuangshang,haishifenbuyuediduiwoshuo:「nizhongyuhuilaile。」

woheleyitiao,limasuoshanglefangmenzhunbeibaojing。

menhoubian,nanrensangyindichendishuo:「songyanyan,nibuhuibujidewoshisheiba。」

jiujingshangtoudewocaibuguantazaishuoshenme,yibianshoumangjiaoluanditaodianhuayibianchongtahan:「woguannishishei。niwandanle,sichuangminzhai,niyadedengzhezuolaoba。」

「songyanyan!woshinilaogong!」

嗯?老公?

naoshenjingchongpojiujingdishufukailegexiaohui,erwozhongyuxiangqilaile。

duia!wohaiyougelaogonga!

「wobuzaijiaderizi,niguodehenxiaosama。」

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「meiyou……meiyou……wojiujintianquhexiaojiemeimenqianjuleyixia。」

「ranhoujiuzheimeqiaobeiwozhuangjianle?」

「shide!niyaoxiangxinwo,nibuzaideriziwodouzaihenrenzhendidushoukongfang。」

才怪。

「o?shima?」jianghaochengyongxiuzhangdeshouzhituiletuiyanjing,zuijiaohuranyangqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaoyi,「zheiduanshijiankezhenshiweiqufurenle,neiwoburucongmingtianqihuilaizhuba。」

「shenme!buyongbuyongde!」wohuangle,lianmangbaishoujujue。

jianghaochengzhouqimeitou,mizheyanyouxieweixieyiweidiwenwo:「zenme?nibuxiangwohuilai?」

「dangran……bushi!」wogangadixiaolexiao,「zheibushi,jialiligongsitaiyuan,wodanxinlaihuibenbotaiguolaoleima。」

「neijiranruci,nimingtianjiushoushishoushi,banlaihewoyiqizhuba。」

a!zhei37dudezuilizenmenengshuochuzheimelingrenjibeifaliangdehuaya!

womeihaodehunhoushenghuo,juranjiuzheimeduanzandijieshule?

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woxishuguohou,jianghaochengjuranhaimeishui,jinghaipailepaichuang,shiyiwoshanglaishui。

wogangadixiaoxiao,xiaobunuodaochuangbian,wanbanbuqingyuanditangzailetadeshenbian。

tajiangdengxile,suihoufanshenshenshoujiangwoloujinhuaili,shuyutademoshengqixishunjianjiangwobaowei,wozhenggerendoujiangyingle。

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suoyizheisuanwoliangdiyiciqingxingditangzaiyizhangchuangshang。