第一章 嫁给个瞎子

“别跑,站住!”

huadengchushangdejingchengjietou,jiubadeyinleshengcaoza,jigeheiyibaobiaoqianfuhoujizhuigan。

jiaoqiaodeshaonvzhazhemawei,chuanzhechaoduanqun,liangtiaoxiuzhangbaixidetuixiangcailefenghuolun,feikuaitaoming。

见鬼!

douduodaojingchengle,zheiqunfenggouhainengzhaodaoziji!

songliangxixinlianma,yigeguaijiao,hurankandaoyiliangchebankaizhemen,talaibujiduoxiang,yitouzhajinhouchezuo,liluoguanmen。

“nimenquneibian,nimenjigegenwozou!”

chechuangwai,baobiaofengfenghuohuoliqu,songliangxishuleyikouqi。

taomingdeganjuebuhaoshou,congtingyushidaojingcheng,chadianmeileisi!

tapaizhexiaoxiongfu,huran,dongzuoyijiang,fenmingganjuedaobeihouzhuozhuoshixian。

“heihei。”tashaxiaozhe,niutoukanguoqu,houzuoyigeren,jiashizuoyigeren,“buhaoyisi,jieyongnimendecheyixiaohuier,denghuierwojiuzou。”

jiashizuoderendaizheyanjingkuang,shenbiandenanrenjunlangderongyanlengjiaofenming,haoshengshengdeyifupinang,songliangxiganjuechulebudarongyiqinjin。

buguo,rensheituranbeirenchuangjincheliyehuifamengba?

“下去。”

lenglengdeshengyin,minglingdekouwen,gengquedinglesongliangxidecaice,guoranbushishancha。

“xiaogege,wokanninhongguangmanmian,eqianbaoman,shiyoufuzhixiang,jieguibaodiyihuier,xiexie。”songliangxihouzhelianpipaoyulianzhu。

kaiwanxiao,tachuqubushisongsima?fenfenzhongyasonghuijia。

raner,tayifantianhualuanzhuidekua,nanrendelianyufaheichenlexie。

qifenganga,kongqiningjiedaobingdian。

songliangxizhishizhenanrenshenbukecedehupomouzi,xinxudijiangshoudazailemenbashoushang。

jingchengnengyouzheihaochede,bushimingmenyeshiguizhou,rebuqi……

“xiaojie,nizheishiqianlegaolidaihaishidangdisanzhe?”huransijichahua,daizhejifentaokandeweidao。

“zenmeshuohuadeni!neishiwojiabaobiao,feiyaowolianyin,wokanzhexianghuairenma?xiangma?”songliangxitaiqixiabalai,juezhezui,xiangqijialidelaotouzijiuyiduziyuanqi!

sijiqiaozheta,sihujuedeyoudianyanshu,fankaiqianbaoyikan,qianjializhengqiaoyizhangxiaoguniangdezhaopian,shuilinglingde,shiqibasuimoyang,bujiushihoumianneiweide……

“guniang,nintaodenajiahuna?”

sijiwenzhe,yuguangpiexianghouzuodenanren,tasuiranlenglengdizhishizhexiaoguniang,buguo,haoxiangmeiduodafanying……

八成……看不清吧?

“ya,shifu,ninyoumeiyoutingguojingchengzhongjiaershaoyedemingtou?”songliangxikailehuacha,kexixiangnaotou,yejibuqigentadingqindeduixiangxingshenmingshei。

“ershao……”sijidakaibaowenbeiheleyikoushui,liansezhenqingzhenyu。

“meicuo,meicuo,jiushita!”songliangxishitingyeyeshuoguo,zheizhongjiazaijingcheng,neishishuyishuerdeshangyedaheng,buguoma……

takusangzhelian,tanlekouqi,“nishuo,woyezhangdebuchouba?zenmejiupianpianrangwojiajineixiazi?”

瞎子……

“shuowanlemei?”shencedenanrenmuguangrudao,henbudebatasuishiwanduan,“gun!”

怎,怎么了?

songliangxi“gudong”yanleyikoutuomo,chexianglirutonghandonglayuebanlengdaochegu。

“rangnigun,buyaochuxianzaiwomianqian!”nanrendichendesangyin,diqiyajiaorendanhan。

“gunjiugun,zheimexiongzuoshenme?”songliangxiqiaozhebaobiaoyijingbujian,huiliuliudimozhebizituikailechemen,lindaoxiache,haibuwangxiaoxixichongsijidao,“xiexiedage,gaitianyaoshihainengpengjian,yidingqingdagehejiu!”

ganzaizhongershaomianqiantucaotaxiazideren,dagaizheigeshijieshangzhaobuchudierge。

“ershao……”fangzhixiugangadiqiaozhehoushijing,xiangshuodehuajidudaolezuibianyouyanhuiduzili。

jintianbengaishisongjiaxiaojiedaojialiderizi,zhongyuchenbenxiangchumenduoduo,zheiduodezhenhao,haizaiwaimianjiyujianle。

ganzaizhongershaomianqiantucaotaxiazideren,dagaizheigeshijieshangzhaobuchudierge。

“走。”

zhongyuchenmianruguohei,neiyatou,guoranheziliaoshangyiyang,renxingwangwei,kouwuzhelan,doushijialijichonghuaile!

fangzhixiuzhangzhetakanbudao,zuijiaodaizhedandanxiaoyi,tadaoshijuedeneiyatoutingtaoxide,haozaiganjingshicheng,meishenmechengfu。

tazhangzhefangxiangpanchuanxingzaicheshuimalongdecheliuzhong,huranxiangdaoleshenme。

“ershao,ninzhiqianyaochadeneinvhaizi,shigeliangnianbudahaozhao,buguo,suanshixundaodangshidemujizhengren,dagaihaixuyaoxierizi。”

zhongyuchentingzhemeiyingsheng,shoutandaoxinkou,gezhechenyimozheguazaibozishangdehushenfu,muguangshenyuan。

jingchengdetianshuobianjiubian,gangcaihaitianlangqiqing,buduohuierxixililidexiaoyupiaopiaoranran。

“hei!liannigelaotianyeyekanwobushunyan!”

gangdaojingchengliangtian,songliangxirangzheyikoujingpianzi,shuangshoudangzaitoudingzheyu,xiaopaozhechuanguojiedao,zhibenjiudianqu。

takeshizuolewanquanzhunbei,taopaoshijieleyangyangdeshenfenzheng,buran,yilaotouziditanshidesousuo,tajiudiandouzhubule,zhinenglusujietou。

zhengdangtachengzhediantishanglelou,jiujianxizhuanggelvdenanrenzhanzaitafangmenkou,yanjingjihushitiemenbanshang,xianggexiaotouside。

“wei,niganmani?”songliangxishuangshouchazaibangqiufudekoudaili,meihaoqidizhiwen。

nanrenzhuanshen,daoxuedemianrongbudaiyisibiaoqing,yanjingsizaikanta,youhaoxiangbushikanta,“102haofangzaina?”

嘿哟,冤家路窄啊!

zheibujiushiganggangrangzijigunxiachederenme?

wenfangjianhaoliange“qing”doulinse,raoshitazhu101,pangbian102,tapieleyancongshenbiangoujiandabeizouguodenannv,zhilezhi108defangxiang,“congzheiliguoqu,geshangqidaomenjiudaole。”

nanrenmizheyanchouzhe,yanqiandemendoushimenglongdelunkuo,bieshuomenpaihaole。

raner,tayijiuangshoukuobu,jiaoxiashengfeng,zouchubadaozongcaifengfan,zhiben108haofangqu。

“噗。”

songliangximeirenzhuxiaochusheng,jimiaozhihou,108haofangnvrendejianjiaoshengxiangchelezoulang,“liumanga!”

ze,gaibuhuijinmenzheimekuaijiu**leba?

songliangxitanzhenaodaiqiao,jiujianneinanrenbijianxiaguacai,beiganlechulai。