第一章
erziyouxiantianxingxinzangbing,womeitianleisileihuodidaliufengong,zhiweilezaoricougoushoushufei。
zheitianwanshangqucanting**,wokanjianyigechuanxiangnaiertaozhuangdenvrendaizheerzi,zaihedanghongnanyanyuanyuehui。
sanrenhualewubaiwanbaoxialezhenggemiqilincanting。
fanhounvrenfushenwenerzi:“huidaojiazhidaogaizenmehebabashuoma?”
nanhaiguaiqiaodihuida:“genbabashuowojianleyiwanshangdepingzi,maideqianhaibugouchiwanfan。”
nvrenmanyididiantou,likaishihaijimeigefuwuyuandoudashangleyiwanyuanxiaofei。
我当场崩溃。
同事问我怎么了。
woshuoyinweishouzhongdezheiyiwankuaiqianxijierqi。
danruguozheiqianbushiwoneidelejiandongzhengdelaopojidejiugenghaole。
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wogenzhesuwanqingsanrenlaidaolechengbeizuiguidebieshuqu。
pingzhekuaidiyuandegongzuozhenghunlejinqu,qiaoqiaodigenzaitamenhoumian。
“mama,womenshenmeshihoucainengbuzhuangqionga?”
“womingmingzaiguojixuexiaoshangxue,queyaopianbabashuoyinweixinzangbuhaobunengquxuexiao。meitianzhuangbingzhendehaolei。”
suwanqingwenroudimozheerzidetou:“mamayebuxiangpiannibaba,dantadexinggenishizhidaode。”
“ruguorangtazhidaowohenichengshushudeshiqing,tayidinghuishengqide。”
“zhiyourangtamangqilai,tacaimeikongguanwomen。”
tidaochengyan,erzizhenggerendouxingfenqilai。
“chengshushuduiwozuihaole!”
“tabujinshidamingxing,haizongshijiwomailiwu。buxiangbaba,liangewanjuchedoushebudejiwomai。”
“mama,yaoshinengrangchengshushudangwobabajiuhaole。”
suwanqingdebiaoqingturanyansu:“jingxi,zheizhonghuayihoubuxushuo。”
“luzhengcaishiniqinshengfuqin,dangnianyaobushitajiwojuanleyigeshen,wozaosile。”
“wulunruhe,wodoubuhuihenibabalihun。”
dengtamenhuanhuiyoujiuyouzangdepoyifuchulaishi,wodeshouzaifadou。
jintianzaoshangqichuangqumaizaocandeshihou,erzihaitangzaichuangshangshuoxiongkouteng。
qizizeshiyinweidelejiandongzheng,lianshenghuodoubunengzili。
erwomeitiandaliufengong,mangdaomeishijianchifan,elejiukenmantouhezilaishui。
yuanlaizaiwobuzhidaodeshihou,tamenjingguozhezheiyangshemideshenghuo。
wotuozhepibeideshuangtuiwanghuizou。
huidaochuzuwushi,haishitingjianletamenshoumangjiaoluantanghaodeshengyin。
ketingli,lujingxizhengbaozheyibenpojiudekeben,biaoqingguaiqiaoyoudongshi。
“babajintianyouzheimewanhuilai…doushiyinweiwo,ruguowodexinzangmeiwenti,babajiubuyongzheimexinkule。”
“wanshangwoqulouxiajianpingzi,zhizhuanleshikuaiqian,mamashuozheixieqianyaoliuzhemaiyao…”
tashuozheshuozhe,yanlijiuqinmanleleishui。
yiqiandewoyidinghuixintengdianweita,zaixiangbanfajitanongdianhaochide。
danxianzaiwonaoziliquanshitachuanzhegaodingyifudemoyang。
“嗯,写作业吧。”
wolengdandidiuxiayiju,zoujinwoshikanwoneigedele“jiandongzheng”deqizi。
suwanqinghaibaochizhewochumenshidezishi,quansuozaichuangshang。
zhishitawangle,zaoshangwozoudeshihoutachuandeshidazhebudingdeshuiyi,erxianzaiquehuanshangleyishenxindeshuiyi。
“laogong,nikanqilaihenlei,shibushijintiantaixinkule?”
tayongxuruodeshengyinshuozhe。
“duibuqi,douguaiwomenniangliangtuoleileni…”
wozhanzaiyuandi,congshangdaoxiadaliangzheta。
tashuodemeicuo,zhiyaorangwoxiangtuoluoyiyangmanggebuting,jiubuhuifaxianzheixieyichang。
zheixienianwomeitiangongzuoshiliugexiaoshi,fandougubushanganshichi。
youzenmehuizhuyidaowozheigedelejiandongzhengdeqizizaimeirensihoudeshihou,hunshenshangxiayiranganjing。
wodexinyidiandianchendaogudi,quebuzhigairuhekaikou。
suwanqingkanwobiaoqingbudui,huangluandiwen:“shibushibeilaobankekougongzile?”
“nibiedanxin,wozheilihaiyouyiqiankuaiyingji…”
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shuozhexintengwodegongzibeikekou,quezhinachuyiqiankuai!
mingmingxiawuhaizaicantingyizhiqianjin,yidunfanjiuhualeshangbaiwan!
wogandaoyizhenxuanyun,shoujiaobingliang。
suwanqingxiangqishenlaifuwo,danyouxiangshixiangqizijide“bingqing”,yingshengshengtingzhuledongzuo。
“laogong,niliansehennankan,shibushishengbingle?yaobuyaoquyiyuan…”
wozaiyerenshoubulezheizhongbiaoyan,zhuanshenzouxiangxishoujian。
luguoertongfangshi,wuyizhongpiejianerzizangzaizhentouxiadezuixinkuanyouxiji。
suoshangmen,wotaochuneitaiyongleqibaniandelaoshouji,jiannandidazhezi。
“ba,ma,duibuqi,erzizhidaocuole,woxianghuijia。”
dengdaihuifushi,wokanzhejingzilideziji。
yanjiaodezhouwenhebinjiaodebaifacimujingxin。
sheinengrenchuzheishidangnianlushijituandetianzhijiaozi,shangjiezuizhishoukeredezuanshiwanglaowu?
shoujizhendongqilai,fumudehuifuhenjiandan:
“zhiyaoniyuanyihuilai,yongyuandoushiwomendeerzi。”
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danzaihuijiazhiqian,woyaoqinyankanqingchuzheiduimuzidaodiyinzangleduoshaomimi!