第一章:你居然是个gay

chuanzhefansuodewanliqun,lumingyizaijiejielumingyuedechanfuxia,congmashaladixialai。

jibenbuchuangaogenxiedelumingyicaizhegaodashilimidegaogenxie,jiannandezhanwenlezhihou,takanzheqianqijinbihuihuangdeboshidajiudian,qingshengdao:“haoqipai。”

lumingyuelianshangdaizhewenroudeda:“neishizirande,zheikeshibolingranmingxiadejiudian。”

lumingyiwushengdezhoulezhoubi,zailumingyuedeyanli,bolingranshenmedouhao,baokuotamingxiadechanyezaitayanlidouyoulelvjing。

“pingshirangnicanjiazheizhongyanhui,nisihuobuken,jintianzenmeyouxingqule?”

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lumingyiziranbuganshuoshihua,zhishiguzhebaoziliandao:“haoqibei,fanzhengzuijinyemeishenmeshiqing。”

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zaichileyihuierdongxi,tachenzhekerenmenmeizhuyi,qiaoqiaodeliudaoleerlou。

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gangzhuanghao,shoujijiuzhenleyixia。

tanachushouji,kandaoshihaojiemeifalaide,talijidiankaile。

“wokanjiannihenijiejiejinleboshijiudian,nirenni?!buhuizhendejibolingrandefangjiananzhenkongshexiangtouba?!”

“woyijinganzhuanghaole,mashangchulai。”

lumingyihuifuxiaoxizhihou,zhengyaochuqu,huranwaimianchuanlaile“peng”deyishengxiang。

有人来了!

lumingyibashoujiwangkoudailiyisai,xiangyaozhaogedifangduoyixia,jieguofaxianzheifangjianjiandandeliangeyijudoumeiyou。

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xinzangpengpengpengdezuixiang,tayanleyankoushui,jinzhangdeshuangtuidouzaidazhan。

“bozong,yaowojinizhaoyishengma?”

yigenanrendeshengyinxiangqi。

“buyong……niqubazhaoyishengzhaolai,yaocongjiudianhoumianzou,buyaorangrenfaxian。”

bolingrancucuchuanxizhedao。

“shi。”nanrenshuowan,jiuwangwaizouqu。

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padaoshoujiaobingliang,tayukuwuleidegenzijidepengyoufaxiaoxi。

“zenmeban,wobeikunzaibolingrandefangjianle。”

“nisidingle……bolingrandemamashanglaile,tingshuoshiyougexihuanbolingrandenvrenjintianzhuangzuojiudiandefuwusheng,zaibolingrangenrentanshengyideshihou,jitaxialeyaoxiangyaogentafashengguanxi。youjiankongkandaonibanchengnanzhuanghunruletadefangjian,tamamahuaiyishineinvren,xianzaijicongcongdeganlaizhuajian。”

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hedehunshenyidou,lumingyizhanleqilai。

kanxiangchuangshangdebolingran,faxiantazhengzaianshui,tanaoziyichou,cuandaochuangbian,ranhouxiankaibeizi,tuodiaowaitao,tazuandaolebeizili。

babolingrandiaozhengleyigebaozhezijidezishi,tasuozaitadehuaizhong。

fangmenbeimengdituikai,judadeshengyin,rangbolingranmanmandezhengkaileyanjing。

ganjuezijibaozheyigeren……danshitahaimeilaidejixixiang,tademamajiuzhijiezouguolai,duizhechuangshangdetanudao:“wobuhuitongyinimenzaiyiqide!wojueduibuhuiyaoyigechushenbeijiandenvrendangzijideerxifu,niyiweinirangneinvdebanzuofuwushengjinixiayaolaigeshunlichengzhangfashengguanxi,wojiubuzhidao?!”

bolingranyitouwenhaodekanzhezijiazhangxiangpiaoliangdemamalanyan,gangxiangkaikou,lanyanjiuhongzheyankuanghoudao:“wosidoubuhuitongyide!nijuranlianheneizhongnvrenqipianwo!haiyou,niyiweiniduozaibeiziliwojiubuzhidaoma?!”

“不是,妈——”

bolingrandehuahaimeishuowan,qihunletoudelanyanjiuzhuazhebeizimengdixiankai。

kandaochuangshangtangzhedelumingyiwanquanbushitaxiangdeneigenvren,lanyandangjijingjiaoyishenghoudao:“nishishei?!”

lumingyizhuangzuobeihexing,yilianmengdongdekanzheyanqiandengdaleshuangyandebolingran,zaikankanhongzheyankuangdelanyan,tajiejiebabadedao:“wo……”

tadehuahaimeishuowan,lanyanbaofachuyishengjingjiao:“lingran,nijuranshigegay?!”

bolingrankanleyiyanzhangxiangjunqiaodelumingyi,zaikandaotadeyanjingyujiyizhongneishuangdayanjingjihuzhonghe,talengleyishun,zheicaikaikoudao:“ma……niwuhuile,woxianzaibushufu,mafannixianchuquhaoma?”

“wobuchuqu!nigaosuwo,zheishishei?!taweishenmehuiyounidefangka?nizhenshiyaobawoqisi……”lanyanhuameishuowan,jiubeiqidehoutuiliangbu。

bolingrankantazhuangkuangbuhao,yebuzhidaonalilaideliqi,lijiqishen,ranhouxiachuangyibafuzhuleta。

lanyandaozaitadehuaizhong,yilianleishuidegengyanzhedao:“suoyinizheimeduonianbujieshouwoanpaidenvren,jiuyinweinishigegayma?!jiudianneinvrenyeshihuangzi,nipianwo……mamazhenshitaishiwangle……”

bolingrantoutongbuyi,“ma……nixianchuqu,woxianzaizhendehenbushufu,erqiewobushigay……”

lumingyiqiaoqiaodecongchuangshangxialai,jianqizijidexizhuang,tayouyuzheyaobuyaoliuzou。

“bawoganzoujiushiweilegennanrenyiqima?nibiepianwole!niyizhibuzhaonvrenwojiujuedenihenbudui,quezenmeyemeixiangdaonijuranshigegay!”lanyanjixukujijidenuchi。

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bolingranyanjiaokandaotazainuodong,lijishengyindichendedao:“jiwopazaineibiedong!”

lumingyilijipazaidishangzhuangsi,yidongyebudong。