第5章 一本正经的胡说八道

chenzheruanxiyuanzhunbeisanzhiji,ludingningzaixiuxijianligenghuanleyishenbaiseshougongxifuhou,youcongyuanlaidekoudailitaochuleyigeleisiyujidandexiaoshuiqiu。

zheishuiqiushimuqinzhuanmenzhaorendingzuode。weide,jiushirangtanengzhuangdegengxiangnanhai。

quchuzheixiaoshuiqiuhou,ludingningjiangqisaijinzijidekudangli。

wanyanme,zongyouneimexiexiqiguguaidezhuangkuang,haishixiaoxindianweimiao。

zaiduquedingleyixiazijide“nanxingxiangzheng”weizhizhunquewuwuhou,ludingningbiangenyijingnadaosanderuanxiyuanyiqiqianwangdinghunyan。

jubandinghunyandedidianweiyukaidijiudiandesancengjuting。

“luyining”yichuxian,jiuyinqilebushaoyizhehualidenannannvnvguanwangzhe。

chuleyinweiluyininghezheidinghundeyishuangrendeenenyuanyuan,gengyinweizheirenjintiansihubiwangrigengjiamiren。

yishenbaisexifudeta,jiang“juedaifenghua”sizizhangxiandelinlijinzhi。

jingenzailudingningshenhouderuanxiyuan,qishihaitingdanxinludingningbunengshiyingzheizhonghuanjing。

buliao,zaizhongrendezhushixia,ludingningfeidanmeiyourenheqiechangdebiaoxian,faneraoranyangshou,shensedanran,quebukeqinfan。

zheiyidian,rangruanxiyuansongleyikouqi。huangusizhoudeta,yousuijicoudaoludingningdeerji,yadishengyindao:“zuoshoubian45dujiao,chaonizoulaiderenjiushijinshang。”

“wanzhejinshangshoude,jiushikejialing!”

ruanxiyuandetixingsheng,rangludingningyishidao“jianfu**”dengchangle!

“lushao,nilaicanjiawohejialingdedinghunyan,wozhendehenkaixin。”

zhuanyanjian,jiangmofaquanbuwanghoushuli,luchuyizhangguozilian,shenchuanheiseyanweifu、kansiyiqifengfadejinshangyijinglaidaoleludingningdegenqian。

ruguotashuozheihuadeshihou,bushihaikanleyixiahuaizhongzuoxiaoniaoyirenzhuangdekejialingyiyandeyigouchundehua,ludingninghuijuedetagangcaineifanhuadekexindugenggaoyixie。

cike,ludingningyijiuzaixiao。tadexiao,shuyuhuirangrenhuangyandeneizhong,yinengrangrenganjuetaguzilibengshechulaideneizhonggaogui。

huanghujian,mouxiezhigaoqiangderenmomingdezicanxinghuileqilai。zhishichuyuzizunxinzuosui,mouxierenhaizirenweishi“luyining”zaiqiangyanhuanxiao。

erdaizheneifenzhouxianxiaorongdeludingning,chunjiaoqingyangdao:“jintianwoyetinimengaoxing,**zhongyupeilegou……”

zuihoudeneiyiju,rangneiyishuangnannvweichidexingfubiaoqingshunjianguilie。

erbianshangderuanxiyuan,zaitingdaozheihuazhijimingxiandechouchulejixia:zenmeban,haoxiangxiao!

weidengjinshangkaikou,ludingningtianyoujiahuozhe:“jinshao,jialingdechuangshangzongshirenlairenwangde,nikekanzhedian。”

meicuo,ludingningjintianlaizhufushijia,laidaliancaishizhende。

zaizhe,qishiludingninggangcaicongchuxiandaozheiyike,shixiandoumeiyoulikaiguojinshangzheizhangguozilian。

qishi,tajiushixiangyaokankan,tadechuxian……

bu,yinggaishi“luyining”dechuxian,youmeiyourangjinshangganjuedaobuduijing。

meicuo,zicongchajuedaotagedeshizonghenkenengshizaodaoanshahuoshibangjiahou,ludingningjiuyizhizaipaichaneixiekenenghuiduitagedongshouderen。

erzaizheixierenzhong,ludingningjuedekenengxingzuidade,bianshiyanqianzheiren——jinshang。

jinjia,muqianyezaizuoliaotianruanjian,bingqiexunsuqiangzhanshuyurmdeshichangfene。

zaizhe,congruanxiyuandekouzhongludingningdezhizhiqiantagehejinshangweilekejialingdeshier,haidaguoyijia。

zuihouhaiyoujinjiaxinmeitiyulebaoshangyizhizaichaozuotageweiqingsuoshangzheijianshiqing……

zheiyixilie,doujiangmaotouzhixiangjinjia。

zhei,yeshitaludingningbudebulaizheicidinghunyandelingyigeyuanyin!

tajiuxiangkankan,tageshibushizaijinjiarendeshoushang。

zhishiyanqianjinshangdebiaoxian,sihuduitadechuxianbingbuzenmejingya。zheishibushiyejiuyiweizhe,tagemuqianbuzaizheirendeshoushang?

jirantagebuzaizheixierendeshoushang,neitajiuderenrenzhenzhendalian,weitaneihaopiqidegegetaohuigongdaocaixing!

erjieguo,jinshangneibianmeidongjing,daoshikejialingneibianlianhongbozicudejiaohuanleqilai:“yining,nibiexuekoupenren。”

kexiangbijiaokejialingdejidong,ludingningzheibiandaoshiyundanfengqing。bijing,congyikaishihekejialingfenghuaxueyuederen,yebushita:“zheimeyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao,duideqiwomenyongguodebiyuntaome?”