第1章
“zaxibanshicikeweizhuang，baohushengshangheniangniang，zhuacikea！”
yizhenyouyizhendejianxishengyinzaierbianwubiguozaodexiangqi，haidaizheyizhenyouyizhenciqibifudejinghusheng，yishijian，jiubeiluodisheng，daojiansheng，zuchenglehaowuzhangfadejiaoxiangqu。
吵死了！
amuzhijuedehunshenshangxiadousuantongwubi，aiyoaiyodebudebuzhengkaileyanjing。
这都是什么事儿？
tahaoduanduandejinxingzheqianwanjibiededaihuozhibo，ranhoujiu......dizhenle？
bushiba？taxiaoxiaoyigemeizhuangbozhu，yimeishenfenermeidiwei，quankaozijiduimeidebuxiezhuiqiucaizoushangrenshengdediyigexiaodianfeng，zheizhongdaodameideshiqingyenengyushang？
buxing，dedadianhuajijinzhubabajieshi！
呃......
这是哪里？
minghuanghuangdejinsewapianzaiyipaiyouyipaidezhuhuozhonggengxianyiyishenghui，neizhuanghuangbaishe，shenzhishikongqizhongmimanzhedeyouxiangyeguoxiezhejiuxiang。jiuzhandiewan，manweisidai，jiusuanshiluanzuoyituan，amuyeqingchuyanxiazijikebushizaizhenzhong！
tazhanzhanweiweidegoulouzhebeiji，renzhubuduanyourencaizhezijideshou，yaozheyikouyinya，huanhuandipadaolebuyuanchu，neiliyouyibingzhuyuxiangqiandetongjing。
呵呵。
guoranbushizijineizhangkeyanketiandelian。
tayoudianyun，ranhoutuozhepibeideshenzi，renzhebuduanyourencaizhezijidetongchu，kaozaihongqilongzhubian，chuanleyikouqi。
“laoniangjingranyehuichuanyue！guorandianshijubuqiwoa！zhibodaihuoeryi，daizhedaizhejiuchuanyuele？”amutankouqi，youzheshijiguzhuangchuanyuejudegongdi，tahenkuaijiujieshoulezijidechujing。
chuanjiuchuanba，zhishizheishijihaoxiangbuzenmetaiping？
tanieleniemeixin，kanzhenuodadedadianshangyiqunheiyirenzaihejigechuanzhejinyidejunlangshaonianmenzaifenlipinsha，yishijiandaoguangjianying，haoburenao。
ganghaozijishenbianyouyidiaohuazhangmuaizhuo，heiyujiuhuhecuiyujiubeidouwaiwaixiexiededaozaiyibian，daoshiguaguogaodianhainengmianmianqiangqiang“baolequanshi”。
amutantanqi，yichaochuanyue，beirencaideyishanposui，xinglaijiudadashasha，haishidanggeanjingdechiguaqunzhongba。
zijiyesuanshikanzhejinyonggulongjuzhangdade，zheiwugongzhaoshidianshijulizenmeyanyi，yemeiyouyanqianzheibanfengchidianzhi，yanhualiaoluan。
amusuoxingzhaolegexiaojiaoluo，ancuocuodichiqileguazigaodian——ze，zheigongtinglingshidemeiweiyebuguorucima！
buguo，tazongjuedeyouyishuangyanjingsiyouruowudezaikanzheziji，sibaoyiban，daizhesenlenghekaoliang，jingdeamuyishenlenghan，zhuanguotou，zaizheirucihunluandedadianshang，suoyourendouweishangleneigaotai，buguannandenvdejiangneichuanminghuangpaoduanzhirenweideyanyanshishi。
“xiaoxin，youanqi！”hudi，yebuzhidaoshisheigaohuleyisheng，yizhizaidatinghejigeheiyirenzuodadoujiuchandejiweihuangzishiweilianseyichen。
xuyu，mimimamadelengjianbuzhidaocongshenmedifangsheleguolai，jiangyuanbenjiuluanchengyituandechangmiangaoderenyangmafan。
jianjiaosheng，bingqipengzhuangsheng，haiyourenroudaotasheng。
haizhenshiyingledaojianwuyanzheijuhua。
amuheleyigeduosuo，niangde，bierenchuanyuedoushijiarenadalianabeiwushunanrenchongzhe，yaoshenyibianchengrenshengyingjia，takehao，mashangjiuyaobianchengroudunbianroujiamo，yaoshenyibianchengguhunyeguile！
taganjintuozhezijisuantongdeshenzi，zaijianyuzhongjiannanqianxing，yilushangkekepengpengde，caizhebushaoneiguangongnvshishoupufuqianjin，guoran，rendaolehuomingdeshihou，qianliwuxianda。
neidadiantaidale，tayigebuqingchuqianyinhouguodebiyanwanjia，zhixiangzhaogeyinmidejiaoluogouzhe，daogaozheichangsishakuaixiejieshu。
langbeitaocuanlehaojibu，tacaihaoburongyikandaojigebeishuqilaijiazaidishangdedetanmuzhuozi，wanruyifangfangtiedun，anquanxishugaodefaguang。
amubaozhegangcaizhuanggaodiandedayuanpanzidangzaishence，yigeshanshenduodaolezuijindezhuozihoumian，queyiwaiherenzhuanglegemanhuai。
zenmetaomingzheizhongshiqingyeyaojiangjiuxianlaihoudaolema？！
amucikeyaoduolangbeijiuyouduolangbei，pitousanfa，yishanbuzheng，lianshanghaizhanzhexue，haiyougaodiancanyu，yanjingdengdedadade，dingzheyanjingzheiweichuanzhebisejinyideyumianshaonian，takesoulejisheng。
“zheiweirenxiong，haoqiao，niyelaibinana？”amuheiheilejisheng，ranhouzhuanzhedayanjing，kelianxixidezhizheziji，“gudaiyejiangqiunvshiyouxianba？bururangwoduoyixia？”
nanzishengdeyouweihaokan，zaizheiyanghunluandechangheli，pantuierzuo，yichenburan，yishuangdandandemouzilidaizheguadan，zhishiliansecangbailexie，youxiexudebingtaihepibei，qingguishuyuan，youzhongtianranjurenyuqianlizhiwaidedanmo。
tabuyu，cuzhemeixin，jiuneimewangzheamu。
amushoulisisidewozheyuanpan，shenbianyouyouyijushitidaoxia，tayejianguaibuguaile，“nishiyabama？”
dengyixia，shibushiyuyanbutonga？
meiyoua，zheiwuzilimantiandouzaihanzhebaohuhuangshang，genguzhuangjuyiyang，zizhengqiangyuan！neijiushigeyaba！
amuzhihaohuluandebihualeyixia，dangshishouyu。
nanrenmeixincudegenglihaile，shangxiadaliangzheyongshengmingzaibihuadeamu。
“kanshenmekana？jianghujiuji！nikannigebotuidoubiwozhang，pangbianneizhangzhuozihoumianyetinganquande，niliangbuyejiukuaguoqule。”shuowanyebudengduifangyoufanying，yijiaojiutileshangqu。
neijingdaoshizhendeda，fanzhengtashihuochuqule。
duifangwanquanmeiyoufanying，yemeiyouliaodaoamuyouzheimeyizhao，huoshengshengbeitilechuqu，shifenlangbei。
yanzhongyouzheeranheyinyindenuqi。
“einibieshazhanzhea，kuaiduodaoneibianqu！”barenjichuqu，amuyezijuelikui，keshengsiguantouhaishixiaomingyaojina！
buguohenkuai，neinanzizuijiaoqueweiweishangyangleqilai。
amu：“......”
zenmeyouyiguziyinsensendeganjueni？
haibudengtaxixiang，jiutingdao“honglong”yisheng，yimingshencaikuiwudecikeshiweibeihuoshengshengdetileguolai，ganghaojiuzadaoleamusuoduobidezhuozishang。
zhuoziyishizhuangchengliangban，eramuchengweilerenroudianzi，zhenggerendouhebingliangdedimianlailegeqinmijiechu。
“哎哟！”
tajuedezijikuaiyaobeiyasile，yanjiaoyimiao，kandaobuyuanchuhuanhuanzhanqideneigebingyangzi，tajingranzuijiaoqinzhexiaoyi，yizhongkanxiaohuademoyang！
amuhailaibujizuochufanying，xiayimiaozhijuedetouyunmuxian——tajingranfeiqilaile？
neicikeyibazhuazhuta，erhuabushuodichaowaimiandiulechuqu。
“啊！”
“西林小姐！”
“沐妹妹！”
amuyaotule，yuanlaizheijiushifeiyibandeganjue，haoxianggaosuzijizhibojiandeguanzhong，tahuifeile，feiwanjiusiqiaoqiaoneizhong！