第三章 不要脸的老男人

zuowanjijiaojiaozhenggerendouhunhunchenchen,naoziluanzaozaode,genbenwufarushui。

tazaoshangxinglaijiuzuozaichuangqianfadai,naoziyizhipanxuanzheyigeniantou,tayidingyaoweimamabaochou。

jijiaojiaozouchujia,youyuxujiutajuedingqubeijia,zouzailushangmeiduojiuhuranhuailideshoujizhendongyixia,tahuishennaqi,shiyitiaomoshengdeyoujian,fujianshiyigeshipin。

jijiaojiaoningmei,diankaikanjianshipinneirong,tongkongmengdiyisuo,wojinleshouji,shenzibuzhudifadou。

shoujilinvrenkuhanshengbansuiyizhenzhenhongxiaoshengchuanchulai,yifubeichepo,manliankongjudeduozhenanrendeshou。jijiaojiaozhengdayanjing,tingzhemamadehujiusheng,yanleiyidididediaoxialai。

tahongzheyankuang,yanshenxionghendixiangyipikunjingzhongdelang,jiangtangzaiheimingdandebeimingchenfangchulai,yigedianhuaguoqu,lvxiankaikou,“beimingchen。woxianzaijiuyaojianni!”

dianhuali,nvhaideshengyindaizheqiangrendekuqianghefennu,xiangbeibidaojuejingdexiaoshou。

beimingchenminruiditingchutayuqizhongyaoyaqiechidehenyi,taishoushiyimishuxianchuqu,zheicaichenshengwendao:“fashengshenmeshile?”

tabilebiyanyanjing,yixiangdaoshipinlideneirong,zhenggerenfadoudegenglihai,shengyinyegenzhezhandouqilai,“wo、wozaijinlinghebian。”

beimingchenningmei,yibazhuaqizijidewaitao,dabuwangwaizou。

“zaineidaizhebuyaodong!”

yilushang,beimingchenmouguangruilidiguanchalukuang,jiangchesubaochiguidingzhongdezuigaoshisu。

yuanbenyigeduoxiaoshidelucheng,yingshengshengbeitayadaosanshiwufenzhong。

cheziwenwentingzailubian,beimingchenkanjianhebianyaoyaoyuzhuidexianxishenzi,yikexuanzhedexincaifangxialai。

congchelichulai,takuaibuzouguoqu。

“季姣姣!”

jijiaojiaowenshengzhuanshen,xiaolianshangmanshileihen,yingzhekuangliedefengjiangzhengbofangshipindeshoujijuzaitayanqian,“womamadesishibushigenniyouguan。”

beimingchenjiangmuguangcongtalianshangyikaidingzheshipin,shipinbeijingmohu,renshengjianrui,shenzhipanduanbuchubeijingdehongxiaoshengjiujingyouduoshaoren。

chulebeijingtouduizhepaidenvren,yifulingluan,manshenshanghen。

tadelianheshengyinshibeiwanquanbaolude,suoyibeimingchenkeyihenqingxirenchuzheishi——beimingyue。

jijiaojiaoshenzihaizaifadou,benjiumenglongdeshixianyijingbeifengchuiluandeduanfadangzhu,takanbuqingbeimingchendeshenqing,yanqianhuifangdeshibeimingyuebeiwurushiqurudeshenqing,hebuduanhuidaotashenshangquanjiaodecanying。

beimingchenjiangmuguangyouyidaotashenshang,zhoumeiwen:“shipinsheijinide。”

“womabushizishade!”

xianqianzaijingchaju,tazhishihuaiyijiashangbuyuanyixiangxinmuqinhuipaoqiziji,suoyiyibianyouyibiandishuojiqitarenting,tongyangshishuojizijiting,keshizheigeshipinquejiangshishixiangzhangzhiyiyangtanzaitamianqian。

jijiaojiaoshengyinshaya,muguangjinjindingzhetadelian,yiziyijudidao:“shibushini?”

“ruguoshi**de,nijiubuhuicongjingchajuchulaile。”beimingchensihubuxieyujieshi。

tashenshoujiangjijiaojiaodeshoujinaguolai,jiangshipinzhuanfadaozijiyouxiang,youjiangtashoujilideshipinshandiao,zheicaijiangshoujijita,shengyindandanqueburongzhiyi,“buyaozaixiangzheigeshipin。”

jijiaojiaolianseyixiazibiandecangbai,nadaoshoujifanbianyouxiangyemeizaizhaodaoneigeshipin。

“nipingshenmeshandiaowodeshipin,nibashipinhaijiwo!nizheigesharenxiongshou!”jijiaojiaojihongleyan,shuangshoulachezhetadewaitao,kuhandexiesidili。

sizhouyourenwangguolai,muguangzhongdaizheyihuohejiebei。

beimingchenminleminchun,zhangbeiyishenlanzhujijiaojiaodejianbangjiangtawanghuailikou。

yishidaotadedongzuo,jijiaojiaoshenshoufanshexingjiangtatuikai。

yirentaitou,yirenditou,simuxiangdui。