“第一次？”
nanrenzhiredehuxipentuzaierpan，jianranhunshenzhanli，quruhekongjuxijuanquanshen。
yixiangdaoshenshangzheigetutouyounidewangdaojijiangduitazuodeshiqing，jianranhenbudelimataozou。
danshitabuneng，mamahaizaidengzhetadeqianjiuming……
nanrenhuorededazhangyouyizaitashenshang，mantiaosilidefangfozaitiaoxuanhuowu。
pajiledejianranjinyaoyaguan，pofuchenzhoudidahan：“laotulv！dongzuokuaiyidian！woganshijian！”
zhangtongburuduantong，dabulejiudangbeigoukenle，yehaoguozheimewuzhijingdezhemoxiuru！
老秃驴？
gutingjueshenxingyizhi，lengjiaofenmingdexiaejinbeng，yingsunbandeheimouwangzheshenxiasesefadoudejiaoqu。
takanbuqingnvhaidemianmao，dannengganjuedaotadezhinen。
tabenbuxiangrangtadechuciliuxiayinying，qiangrenzhezhemorendeyaoxing，wenrouanfuta，meixiangdaojingranhaibeixianqi？
banshangmeiyoudengdaonanrendedongzuo，jianranyinweihaipakaishikoubuzeyan：“nixingbuxing？yidabanianjide，buxingjiuganjinrangwozou……a！”
huahaimeishuowan，yizhenjutongmengranjiangtaguanchuan，jianranxiaolianshunjiancanbai。
sihuweilezhengshitajiujingxingbuxing，nanrenbuzairenheyouyu，qiazhetadeyaozhiqianghandijingong……
“痛！”
tongdaojizhideshihou，jianranbushoukongdekouzhunanrendebeiji。
ganshoudaotajianshuodejili，taweiweiyileng。
zheigepangshuodewangdao，jingranhaiyoujirou？
danshixiayimiao，nanrenxionghandelveduodaduanletadesikao。
简冉费力的睁眼。
yinyuezhong，takandaonanrendebeibuhaoxiangyouyizhizhanchifeixiangdexiongying，lingliwubi……
buzhiguoleduojiu，nanrenzhongyucongtadeshenshanglikai，zaiyipangchenshuiguoqule。
jianranrenzhesuantong，zaiheianzhongmosuodaoyifu，chuanshanghoulangbeilikai。
yihuidaojia，tachaozaojiudengzaiketingdejimushenshou：“songwenli，baqianjiwo！”
mamabingzhong，jixu20wanshoushufei。
songwenlizheigeshexiexinchangdenvrennamamayaoxieta，ruguobuqufuwangdaoyandeyue，neimetamenjiubuhuijiumama。
songwenlishijianjianguozaiwaimiandexianghao，takaoshouduanjizoulebingzhongdemama，daizhebijianranxiaosangeyuedejianroujiajinjianjia。
erbabajianjianguogengshiduisongwenliyantingjicong，fanshidouyousongwenlizuozhu。
yushicaiyoulezheilingrenbengkuideyimu。
“nizheigexiao**，fanglewangdaodegezihaihaoyisizhaowoyaoqian？”
songwenlitaishoujiushiyibazhang。
tahaoburongyicaidashangwangdaodexian，xiangjijianrouzaixilimouyigehaojiaose，zhenghaowangdaokanshanglejianran，tabianxiangwangdaochengnuohuibajianransongjita。
sheizhidaojianranzheigexiao**jingganshuaxinyan！
jianrandengdaleyanjing，wuzheshengtongdelianlengshengdao：“wodouyijinganzhaonimenshuodequzuole，nimenxiangshualaibucheng！”
songwenliyiting，kuaisuchekaitadeyiling，kandaojianranboziyixiadehongyin，tafafengsidelachezhejianrandetoufa，nuhoudao，“nizheigexiaojiantizi，jingranpiexiawangdaohebiedenanrensihun！buxiangjiunimamalema？”
yigulengqicongjiaodishengshanglai，jianranzhenggerendoulengzhule。
shenme？ganggangneigebushiwangdao？
nei.....neigerenshishei？
tingdaoxiaoxidejianroujiaojixialou：“ma，womenxianganjinanfuhaowangdao，wobuxiangdiulezheigejiaose！”
shuozhe，henhenwanlejianranyiyan，“wandianwomenzaishoushizheigexiao**！”
“nishuodedui，anfuwangdaozuizhongyao。”
jianranqiangrenzheqingxu，lazhusongwenlideyifu，jinhuaiqiu：“womenshuohaode，woqupeiwangdaoyiwan，nimenjiwo20wan。suiranbuzhidaofashengleshenme，danwoanzhaoyaoqiuquleneigejiudian，womamadeshoushufei……”
songwenliqideyaoyaqiechi，“nizheige**，renulewangdaonihaiyouliantiqian！”
jianrouyemeihaoqididao：“jianran，woshihuagaosuniba，nineigebinglaoguimuqinzainiqujiudiandelushang，jiusile！”
“kebuguaiwoa，tatingshuoniweiletadeyiyaofeiqupeilaonanrenshuijue，yikouqimeishanglaihuohuoqiside！”
“轰隆——”
jianranruzaoleiji，lianseshabaidehoutuiyibu。
“bu.....bukeneng！nipianren！”
jiranbeichuochuan，songwenliyebuzaizhezheyanyan：“nineigehulijingmama，zaojiugaisile！bansibuhuodezhenshihuiqi。”
“yaoshitajiuquanzhixiazhidaoniheyenanrensihun，nishuo，tahuibuhuiyouqihuoguolai？hahaha……”
“songwenli，buzhunnizheimeshuomama！”
jieerliansandedajihou，jianrannaohaizhongzuihouyigenxianchediduanle！
tashuangmuxinghong，tuozhecanpodeshenquhenhenqiazhusongwenlidebozi，bataandaodishang：“shinimenhaisimamade！woyaonimenjitapeizang！”
“jianran，nifenglema？”
jianroulimaqulajianran：“nijiwosongshou！songshou！”
danshinujiledejianran，cishililiangdadaogenbenhandongbule。
yankansongwenlidelianseyouhongzhuanqing，jianrouxinxiayiji，juqishenpangdehuapingyonglichaojianrantoushangzaqu。
“哗啦——”
huapingsuilie，yinhongdexuecongjianranhounaoshaoliuchu。
erhou，ta“peng”diyisheng，zhizhidaozaidishang。
jianroufuqisongwenli，zhengyaonumajianran，quefaxiantayidongbudongdidaozaidishang，dunshihehuaile：“ma，woshibushibatadasile？”
songwenliwuzhebozi，yindudidingzhedishangdejianran：“silezuihao！hetadeduanmingguimuqintuanjuqu！”
meiyourenhetongqinghehuangzhang，songwenlipingjingdejiaolaibaoan：“lairen，bajianranjiwodiudaoshanshangquweilang！”
“是，夫人！”
caichulihaojianrandeshitibujiu，yizhenjicudeqiaomenshengchuanlai。
tingyuanneizoujinshilaimingchuanzheheisexizhuangdenanzi，gegeqishibufan。
jiezhe，yigedaizheyanjingdesiwennanzijibushangqian。
zheigejiashizhendebasongwenlimunvdouhehuaile。
“nimen.....nimenyaoganshenme？”songwenlizhuangzhedanziwendao。
siwennanzikanletamenyiyan，“qingwen，zuowanzaidihaojiudian666fangjianguoyedejianxiaojiezaima？”